Adrien Brody & Elsa Pataky Are Making Milan Love!
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: OLYCOM/bauergriffinonline.comThe two lovebirds are currently vacationing in Milan, Italy. So, is it safe to assume that Elsa Pataky has some sort of huge nose fetish and that's why she's dating this dude?!
Here's a little about Elsa:
Elsa Pataky (born July 18, 1976) is a Spanish actress.
Pataky enjoys rollerblading, snowboarding, and horseback riding. She was in a relationship with french actor Michaël Youn (her co-star in Iznogoud), currently she is dating American actor Adrien Brody. She is the face on ice cream stands in Spain.[2] Is said to be getting married to Adrien Brody, as reported in Star Magazine. [Wiki]
Bitch, I hate this woman. I really do.
He's supposed to be with me, I'm the big-nose guys fan, not her!
*Damn you, Elsa Pataky.
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Elsa,get your hands off Eve's guy!!
hahahaha
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Thanks, and you could use some of your kickboxing skills to help me here...
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Lucky gal. He's the number one hottie ever.
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I love this man's body...it is flawless and yes, the nose turns me on.
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Eve i agree. I love big noses. My boyfriend's is huge!
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Introducing him to me wouldn't be a smart move then, I tell you.
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lol! ill keep him away then!
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My nose vibrates too. I wondered why that was.
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This is the first time in my entire life that I wish I had a bigger nose!
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big noses are very useful when orally pleasing a lady.
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Shes too hot for him, by the way. she could do wayyyy better than that.
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Okay ... Am I the only woman here who finds that BEAK (it doesn't even qualify as a nose) extremely repulsive??? This dude is FUGLY - he needs a brown bag. And as for the woman ... bitch is on some serious fashion crack. And I'm surprised at you bastardly - that was a prime oppourtunity for the hooker shoes cam!
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Yes watchout...Eve would go reverse cowgirl on your boyfriend before he knew what hit him.
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Caitie...It think the ladies are just preoccupied, just as Elsa in this pircture. He probably just gave it to her so hard that she threw on the first thing she saw, which apparently were props from the high school play the "Fly meets the purple sun".
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Hahaha, I like it!
I still, however, fail to see the attraction of this dude ...
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I don't like what he's wearing. He'd look much better in a casual suit. But she is smoking hot.
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I would totally ride that nose....
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LOL.
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Her proposterous shoes fit on his proposterous nose.
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This woman is perfect. What a lucky bastard...btw loved the comment on the first pic! lmao :)
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dudes got a fine piece of ass on his arm... damn him...
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Damn.
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He's hot and talented, one of my fav actors..his girl's face is weird looking, I think he could do much better than that.
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adrien brody is SEXY. and why are toothpick legs only considered sexy? she looks gross.
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I think that he's sexy; probably great in bed, looks smart and is an amazing actor. Lucky woman!
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Ugh I love Adrien, too sexy for words. I'm so jealous.
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