Denise Richards Does Photo Shoot For Inca 2008 Swimwear
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Cable girl: domesticity, Denise Richards style
Of course, your first reaction on seeing Denise Richards: It's Complicated (E!) should be to throw back your head, the better to broadcast mirthless laughter, and proclaim: "I suspect that it is actually very simple. Ex-wife of Charlie Sheen and star of That Scene in Wild Things with Neve Campbell is filmed in her pet-filled LA home because she is a) the ex-W of C Sheen and b) the star of That Scene in WT w/N Campbell." But you would be wrong. For if we measure complexity by the number of burning questions raised, then Denise's offering on the altar of E! Entertainment is one of the greats. Every episode sets off a veritable cavalcade of queries in my mind. [The Guardian]
Yes, and she like bad guys with huge cocks (so she stated on her show).
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that's funny davige101
i was going to say she seems like the kind of chick that would cut your dick off first and then ask who that chick was you were talking to
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I agree with all three of these guys. She's very arrogant for a woman with not one iota of talent. Her looks will fade one day, and she'll be left with nothing.
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WTF happened to this crazy bitch ?? She use to be hot...
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I still want her to do a photoshoot with Jolie real bad, lol
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I'll get my camera. I know some kickass MUA's and AD's. You call her people.
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didn't she used to have fake tits? Props to the photoshop guy.
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I wonder how people have masturbated to that chick in the past. I know I've done it.
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Used to be hot, but now seems rather boring.
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I always loved this crazy bitch's hair.
Wtf is up with her boobs?
Guess she really had those implants taken out.
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I like the camo bikini on page 5. I love camo on a woman and I have no idea why. Camo skirts, camo tank tops, camo panties....
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The pink camo bikini is cute.
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...camo boy shorts, camo bras, camo garters....
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I see where this is headed...
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Do you see a commom theme here? Maybe I just have some sort of weird camo fetish.
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So, what about camo strappy heels?
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That would pretty much intertwine my foot fetish and camo fetish and put me over the edge.
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Putting you over the edge is so much fun.
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Hal, you always put me over the edge!
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Denise Richards is, as Gerald, the butler who worked for my family when I was a little boy would say, a "right cunt." She has hideous taste in men (Richie Sambora? Charlie Sheen? Maybe in 1988, but now?). I would be hard pressed to give an example of an actress with less talent than her. So why do I find her so sexy? I mean, I think she just oozes sex appeal. Is it just me? She looks like she would blow the top of your head off in the sack.
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Charlie is way better looking than Richie but he's still a huge jerk. I think Denise is very pretty.
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Charlie is a fucking douchebag. And he's racist on top of it. He was calling Denise a fucking nigger.
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That only proves that he's a dumbass not a racist. Like if I called her a beaner - she ain't Mexican...
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I don't know what kinda shit he was high on, but she seems caucasian to me. Or am I missing something huge right now?
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I question if Charlie was the real problem in that relationship. Even when she appear on his show she came off as 'above him'. Perhaps we will never know for certain.
But Yes, Charlie is better, and at least does not pick his nose in public. Besides, if she bases her relationships on how big a penis is or sexual performance; she's doomed to fail as she will never be satisfied and move onto the next idiot whom treats her like a cum-dumpster while banging other women behind her back. Cest La vis!
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Wow. I'd pee in her butt...once upon a time.
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I think I need to mow her lawn. Think she would let me? I'm a pro you know.
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You all are crazy, for a nearly 40 year old woman with kids, she looks amazing.
If my mom looked like that, I'd have issues.
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This woman looks loose... Not like she puts out.. but her skin.. it looks loose. If i was a guy, i wouldnt choose to masturbate thinking about her
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Nice labia majora!
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Ed...I think it is her unpredictable nature that turns you on....She could either fuck you to death or cut your throat and everything inbetween, but it is the not knowing what crazy climax is to come that drives your crazy.....
Or I could be wrong.
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PS Hallery could were anything, camo or otherwise and outshine this crazy lady anyday.....At least from what I've seen.
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I agree, Rich. Hallery is way hotter than Denise Richard. That little conversation her and Ace had me picturing Hallery is a pink camo bikini with pink strappy heels and the mental image of have of that rivals anything I've seen her today on the Bastardly. It's funny, I'm listening to Nick Drake right now (Bryter Layter [my iPod is on shuffle; Nick Drake followed Guided by Voices]) and I couldn't think of a more appropriate tune to be listening to while thinking of Hot Hallery.
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Edward,
You are so kind to me. I am still thinking about our date last night.
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DoH! *wear* not were
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Wow, thank you. That's very nice but Denise really does have an amazing body and a very pretty face (Doutzen Kroes beautiful). If you did not know her age, I don't think most would guess 37. Not to mention two kids.
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I think she looks great for her age too. Sure, she's past her prime, but still hot as fuck.
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I don't like her for ome reason. She's....something else to say the very least.
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Who here consumes marijuana?
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Me.
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I can see where you get your inspiration to write your comments on Hallery. lol. She's definitely a hot piece.
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Oh, jeez, Biggus Cockus, I wish I was stoned right now.
But I don't get high before or during work.
Only when I get home, and only when the wife and kid are out of town, which they will be this week, as they are both going to Pittsburgh to visit a high school friend of my wife's who just miscarried a set of twins.
I must admit that I do like to scribble words when I get high, though. But I have to curtail my intake, because when I smoke pot I also have a tendency to turn into a chronic masturbator.
I mean, I can sit in front of my computer for eight, nine hours in a row masturbating if I'm high.
But like I said, I have to pick my spots.
Pot and porn is a bad, bad vice.
The last couple of times I've gotten high I've tried to do something else, like watch movies and listen to music (which I combined by slapping on Escape from New York and then listening to Trans Am's Futureworld on my iPod [they go together like Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz]), but the lure of the digital whorehouse sitting on my kitchen table always makes it hard for me to concentrate.
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Eddie, you're fucking hilarious man. But I do see where you're coming from (no pun intended). There's really no better feeling than satisfying a sexual appetite while you're stoned.
As for watching movies stoned, I don't like it because it makes the bad movies or the movies with stupid plots look even worse. Watching good movies stonned is cool though.
Listening to music stoned is good. But the best combinasion is Pot+ Alcohol+ Sex.
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I think you've made a very salient point, Cockus.
I recently saw Speed Racer in Imax, by myself, very high, and when I walked out of the movie I was convinced that I and I alone was the only one who understood that the Wachowski's had unleashed onto the world what can only be described as the first Kandy-Kolored Avant-Garde Streamlined Action/Children's Epic.
Now I'm not so sure.
Pot tends to dampen one's critical acumen, something that Kubrick said in an interview when the interviewer assumed that he had directed Clockwork will stoned, and something that I agree with.
Yes, Pot and Fucking go together like cheese and tomatoes. I don't like to drink, though, so I can't attest to the sensorial delights that come with mashing together your holy triumvirate (sic - no time for spellcheck).
However, I do want to point out that Pot and Porn only go together if you're watching the right kind of porn, i.e., what ever you have a hankering for, because there is nothing worse than coming upon that which you don't like while tripping the psych-fantastic. I have a stable of porn stars which I go back to again and again to ensure that I always have a good time.
But everything in moderation, right?
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LOL! You're too much.
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Yeah, he is too much but he's freaking hilarious.
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Even though it's nunya business, me too.
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Even though she's in her mid-30's she still has the babyface thing going on.. But it doesn't look good on her, it used to, but it doesn't anymore. She looks like a school girl on psycho crack.
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I think that's her next role.
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LOL what would the name of the film be?
Hollywood overdose massacre?
Crackface! And since when is she a member of the itty bitty titty committee? She used to be really busty, the kind Scarlett would be jealous of..
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She looks retarded and crazy as fuck, but I would hit it because I can't resist temptation.
The problem is how I would escape afterwards.
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i heard she is one of the biggest cunts ever and demaned to be treated like a diva in a movie where she had a small role...and that was before she got known...so imagine her now...her face used to be beautiful back in the day...still, it is pretty but she's always had a huge waist with no shape...she just has stuck up bitch written all over her though no matter what
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demanded*
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In some of those bikini pictures, it looks like she has a tiny penis tucked inside.
I agree that she has severe attitude problems, Denise is an embarresment to women all over the world.
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I noticed that, too, but I didn't want to be the one to point it out. She's got the same bitchy look on her face that Jessica Alba always has.
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That cunt is no good.
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Size queens are always the same. I have a theory that they are actually gay men reincarnated from hell in the shape of women. Caring about dick size past the age of say, 25 -- to be generous and give the ladies some time to mature -- is just gay in general.
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why cant they keep her left tit tucked into the suit? but otherwise I have always had the hots for her, and that don't change today...
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ugly finger candidate.
notice how its usually the ones one rock removed from the rv park. what a scumbag.
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The lady is still vary Hot, sexy too. I could eat her out by the hour & die happy having done so.
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In picture four you can see the fake tanner coming off on her thigh.
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