Hilary Duff @ Cartier's Third Annual Loveday Celebration

Here's how Hilary's haters treated her after she exited a hot dog stand...

hula (Uncertified Bastard)
a little fluffy?!!!
1. bloated face
2. britney spears arms
3. pot belly under the 'cleverly' disguising orange beach towel shirt
4. legs with no definition

how is that cute?


Rocket (Uncertified Bastard)
How many pounds she gained since her last public appearance, 10 to 15 pounds, at least ?


Ugly Model (Uncertified Bastard)
Another fatty in the making.


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She's going to end up with bye bye arms.

You know, those that flap around and wave bye bye when you do your Jane Fonda aerobics.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 5:24pm
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Hilary is beautiful, but she is no Hallery. Haha.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 5:26pm
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GtCB, you're phishing dude.

But yea, I like Hallery better.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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Thank you George and Max. :) Hilary is very, very cute though.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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Nothing six months in the gym couldn't fix. She's pretty.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 5:27pm
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I love Hilary. I dont mind the extra pounds, at least she isnt saggy.

Not yet anyway.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 5:30pm
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I don't get it... half the time she looks like a porker, the other half I'd actually like to fuck her. This is one of the latter.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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Why are these two comments mutually exclusive?

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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Indeed, maybe our senses follow her weight fluctuations?

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 5:51pm
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What I meant was, why can't you fuck a "porker"?

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 9:58pm
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She'll never be 5'9" and lanky, a little fat suits her.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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Agree. She knows how to dress for her weight, too. Some women just look better with a little weight on them.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 8:39pm
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mmmmm.. a little spray-on tan, some make up and now i have to take it back?! no way. her face is pretty but overall she's blah

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 5:47pm
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I have a theory: She would look good in the movies and with a little diet.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 5:57pm
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i don't get it...she looked like she had gained some obvious pounds the other day..

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 6:08pm
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It's called Colonic and Sauna-sweat procedure, which can shed at least 5+ pounds in one session. Although temporary, it effective in keeping the fat in check.

I'd still bang her even if she is a fatty.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 6:40pm
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She doesn't look bad when she's all fixed up. But I've seen her without makeup. Not a good sight to see, man check out the jaw of that dude, he would make a good hulk material, just paint him green, and stuff him in a inflatable suit, and Walla...

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 7:16pm
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i'd tap it on her forehead. a little plumper than usual, but i've never been a hater of the butter. i've done worse tho.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 7:27pm
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Her boyfriend is ugly.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 8:01pm
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Wow! She looks beautiful!

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 8:02pm
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She seems a bit overweight, but she's still pretty, I never said the inverse, I said she gained weight

when you're famous you have to cope with that, as the Bastrdly slogan says, "smile, you're exposed"

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 8:20pm
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hey, dumbasses, last year she was at the other weight extreme. she was skinny as a rail and looked like shit. she's fucking stunning right now.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 8:27pm
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Getting pretty chunky... looks like she's going to pork out anytime now.
I like a woman with a little meat, but she's gone from being HARD to chunky

Now here she is with a tight little ass

OR
a tight body

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 9:15pm
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could you post the link containg more photos of her with this tight jeans and the boots, please ?

thanks

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 11:06pm
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Beautiful face, unfortunate body.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 9:29pm
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holy crap, you guys are fucking idiots, hilary duff is NOT fat.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 10:32pm
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Apparently, anything above a size 2 is considered fat. Wish I could be "as fat" as her.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 11:15pm
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But you certainly are!

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 11:45pm
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Whether she's put on weight or not, the soft and flowing hair makes up for it. Usually she looks like Wes Studi in Last of the Mohicans, as in the above concert photo someone posted.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 11:53pm
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She looks REALLY good here, SEXY as hell
Don't get Fat, but don't go and get skinny either, Hilary wouldn't be a good looking skinny girl

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 @ 11:58pm
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looks ok...but can do better

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 12:39am
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She still looks highly fuckable to me, I'll bet she smells fantastic too and has a clean and sweet smelling vagina, unlike say Paris Hilton whose vagina would smell like the dirt/fish underneath a fishermans nails.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 10:36am
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Is it just me or does he look like the Mr. Incredible?

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 11:02am
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WTF people? She looks FAR better like this.

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 1:49pm
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She must have stopped doing the cocaine.

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 2:06pm
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