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NO NO TOO SEXY TOO SEXY, BUT I MUST

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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Thank you Loki!

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 8:07pm
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And pstroyer!

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 8:08pm
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wonder why i think she looks better nowdays? just take a look...

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 8:17pm
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are they advertising to girls or guys with these? hahah Looks like they are from a men's a magazine.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 9:27pm
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She is fat!!!! look to picture 2. her arm is HUGE. she have the big sausage arms like kim kardashian and hayden panettiere

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 9:32pm
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That's actually a normal arm, silly. Now go back into that eating disorder clinic you escaped from.

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 4:42am
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What ya been smokin', fool? That's FAT?

Wow! Well if that is fat then I guess about 98% of america has already died from morbid obesity.

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 @ 2:32am
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GORGEOUS!!!!! This is Adriana in her prime, baby!!

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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pic 10 ftw

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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pre-millennium hotness...

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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She's only 18 years old here (1999). The height of her prime was 2003-2005. Still she had a better face shape here than she does now.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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i think she looks better randomly eating food at a cafe than she does here...

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 5:40pm
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nah, Adriana's best years were 1999-2005. She was stunning back then. 2006 could have been a good year but she got fat and then when she lost the weight it was too late because she is already older and on her downside.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 5:49pm
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i already know i'm in the minority on this one but, if kiera knightly is too thin, then adriana was too thin here. as pretty as she is. that body is not sexy in in anyway. just my view...

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 5:58pm
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She's not fat now, she was fat in 2006. 2007 was a good year for her and 2008 is okay so far. Her face and body will never be the same as they were in 2005.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 6:01pm
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she was never fat though...even during her "fat" period, she still looked very tiny sitting next to other regular people...she got fat and bloated compared to her old-self but i think she lost weight after that...she had let herself go for a while in every way that people were questioning how she was going to look during the VS show...her face looks young and fresh again, and her body is toned now...but she might seriously let herself go now as people get too comfy once they get married but i hope she wont because i wanna see more Lima

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 6:08pm
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page 6 is so damn sexy and then 5

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 5:52pm
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people can disagree on the hotness level of her body but one thing for sure: her beautiful face never changes...girlfriend has an amazing face

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 6:04pm
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thats right. and since i prefer her with abit of meat on her. i'm glad her body won't be the same as it was. it had no definition...

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 6:06pm
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She has a short wide neck with a thick waist and her legs always was to skinny and shapeless compare to the rest of her body.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 6:11pm
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Well her face already starting to change. She is not anymore so young.
However her face never was nice. Not only the face it was chubby but the shape is wrong, she have bad jaw that it protrudes if you are look to the side profile of her face. She have small eyes, big ugly nose, disgusting teeth and a bad curly upper lip. She look like a retard chipmunk allways!!!!

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 6:10pm
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how about you learn how to speak english before trying to talk shit....you're embarrassing yourself...damn

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 7:33pm
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Because English is the national language of the internet, am I right? Before you tell somebody to learn how to speak English, you better make sure yours is immaculate. Yours has more problems than his, unless they just invented a new use for the ellipsis.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 7:48pm
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"Because English is the national language of the internet, am I right?"

No but it surely is the language of this website her loser ass is on...it's pathetic seeing someone trying to talk shit about someone with their shitty English...hahaha...now, get lost dumb ass

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 9:03pm
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I DO SPEAK SPEAK ENGLISH YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!! I THINK IT YOU WHO DOES NOT KNOW TO READ WELL!!!!!!!! WHO CARES IF THIS WEBSITE IN ENGLISH, THIS MEANS NOBODY FOREIGN CAN TO COME HERE AND COMMENT?? YOU ARE STUPID. I MAY MAKE SOMETIME A MISTAKES BUT ENGLISH NOT EVEN MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IT ONLY IS THE THIRD LANGUAGE I WAS LEARN TO SPEAK AND I SPEAK IT PRETTY FUCKING WELL!!!!! MAYBE I FORGET A COMMA SOME WHARE BUT OVER ALL I AM CLOSE TO FLUENT, YOU NEED TO LEARN TO READ!!!!

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 9:22pm
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Nice caps. The overuse of the exclamation point is a little in excess but since you are still getting acclimated to the English language, it is expected.

Cheers,
TC

Have a nice day.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 9:25pm
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LOL!!! no, you dont! ok, just to piss you off some more, here is what you tried to say:

"I THINK IT IS YOU WHO DOES NOT KNOW TO READ WELL!!!!!!!! WHO CARES IF THIS WEBSITE IS IN ENGLISH, THAT MEANS NOBODY FOREIGN CAN COME HERE AND COMMENT?? YOU ARE STUPID. I MAY MAKE SOMETIMES MISTAKES BUT ENGLISH IS NOT EVEN MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IT IS THE THIRD LANGUAGE I LEARNED TO SPEAK AND I SPEAK IT PRETTY FUCKING WELL!!!!! MAYBE I FORGOT A COMMA SOMEWHERE BUT OVERALL I AM CLOSE TO FLUENT, YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO READ!!!!

ahhh, now I get what you mean LOL

Adriana speaks English better than you and is prettier than you, too...cry for me now...either in English or in your native tongue...either way, the sound of your tears would sound the same either way LOL

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 12:13am
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I know what I meaninged to say you do not have to correct me. I still say you should learn english more.
Adriana is not speaking english more than me but in the happenings that she did, who cares???? I speak english very good and 4 language totals so i do not care. All I was saying that she is not so pretty like everyone says, it just an opinion OKAY????? You're opinion that she most beautiful women and what ever else you think also is just an opinion so shut up.

I have no reason to cry. Learn to read you ugly uneducated bitch!!!

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 1:10am
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I want to speak the language of love to you d55.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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this is why she needs to have black hair! she looks much better with it, more exotic and striking. more women in general should consider dying their hair black lol

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 6:08pm
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i agree with that statement. it's a sexy look (which you demonstrate nicely... ow!)

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 6:11pm
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Don't tempt me! lol

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 10:38pm
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Did someone have a paint sale? looks like someone just threw a few cans of paint on her....

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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Her look in these is very sexy, but the skeleton body just doesn't do it for me. 18 or not, ewww.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 6:30pm
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She has nice hair, but it look bad here IMO.

She has no boobs, but her waist is the same size at it is now, go figure.

Her face is great here.

And I see no problem with her legs at all. She always had nice legs.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 7:13pm
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umm...not feeling the pale-ness on this one

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 7:59pm
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She looks so babyish here. I think black hair, pale skin and red lippie look good on her here. I don't think she would look great with raven black hair in her candids though.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 8:31pm
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Adriana looks ugly, get over it, esp. lokiman

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 8:42pm
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Fkn photoshopped
shit.. can't you see that???? Fkn morons, hope you fry in hell

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 8:53pm
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I second that!

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 9:15pm
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It's nice to look at pictures, but it's really a shame you can't post audio clips here. I have a friend who is coming out a bad relationship with Adriana. He helped her through some rough times she was having with her cash flow in return for promises of repayment, gifts and so on. You bastards can probably anticipate where this story is headed. Repayment was never made and he got pissed. So pissed that he started having his telephone calls recorded. 600 calls later, he's ready to go public to smooth out her karma.

I posted something on her "birthday" that she wasn't born on June, on the 12th day of any month or in 1981. I only know that because I've listened to the call where she described her actual birthdate and chronological age. I have't heard all of the other 599 calls, but the ones I have heard reveal a person who is completely different than she appears on the internet and to her fans. I'll be curious to see how this turns out, but it makes me wonder about other celebrities, too. If nothing that is commonly known about Adriana is true, what's the story with other famous people?

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 9:34pm
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i am not an obsessive fan of adriana (and probaby i have some haters in here - and thats fine), i dont hate her, but i definetly think she is overrated
BUT Buck Mellinz i have to tell you that without evidence you shouldnt say anything about the stuf that you said, you make yourself look like a fool.

you might be right, i want to beleive you, But without proofs I CAN NOT.

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 11:31am
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you're an obsessive hater

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 11:33am
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silly bitch, i told you i dont want to talk you ever again and you still trying, just leave me alone. i have been rude to you and still you dont understand, what a shame! i guess is because i said i dont like you are coming after me... just really leave me alone

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 11:48am
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silly bitch, i told you i dont want to talk you ever again

Then why are you talking to her?

She's right though. If there's one thing worse than an obsessive fan, it's an obsessive hater. Obsessive positivity > obsessive negativity.

You're an obsessive hater. Congratulations.

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 11:59am
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i am not talking to her nicely i just saying, stop it, and just mentioning that i think it makes look like an idiot when she talks to me when i already taled her to leave me alone. I dont like d55 and i dont want to have any kind of relationship with her, and i am going to mention it every time that she is a dog... she comes after me....
and whats your problem pstroyer? are you d55 lawyer? why dont you look at your business? are you looking for no reason trouble? who talked to you coward?

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 12:16pm
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I had a dog. My dogs name was Johnny. I would always tell Johnny to look both ways when crossing the street. One day Johnny didn’t listen and looked one way. Johnny got hit. I called the hospital but all Johnny could tell me was ‘Arf, Arf – Arf’. From my Lassie translation manual I knew this could only mean one thing; Johnny needed help. I rushed to the vet. While I was in the waiting room there was a Victoria Secret catalog with guess who on the cover – That’s right Tyra Banks (you the magazines are normally old) But inside were pictures of LIMA. Right then and there I knew Johnny had told me the truth – He did look both ways – ‘Arf Arf – Arf’ Johnny I believe.

If you don’t believe me go look on YouTube – Lima talks about how it changed her life…. So, So, So Random! Will people start liking me and stalking my profile if I name people I know? Oh please!

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 12:02pm
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Oh and http://www.imeem.com/

It's free - so make a playlist, upload and post your links here away. If you need any other sites I'll be happy to get you some.

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 12:07pm
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It's nice to look at pictures, but it's really a shame you can't post audio clips here...

Upload it onto here...

www.megaupload.com

Then post the download link here.

I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we can't wait to hear the evidence.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 10:07pm
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I'd love to, but I don't have the audio files. I only listened to them when my friend played them for me. He's not a bastard so he's not on here, but I'll pass along the web address to him and see if he's interested. I really don't know what he plans on doing with these calls, but I'll be sure to post something here if/when his story ends up out in the open.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 11:41pm
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LOL @ Buck Mellinz

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 12:16am
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cough cough *bulshit!* cough cough!

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 7:30am
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she is so beautiful it is insane. pic 5 is just amazing i cant even find the words to describe it! thats it im dying my hair black LOL i agree that she looks so exotic and stunning with darker hair i love it

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 11:52pm
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some people on here and the lies they come up with are unfuckingbelivable...my god...it's scary and creepy...ive heard some of the biggest and most creative lies on this site...from bitches that flat out lie about their obvious fake tits to Lima's alleged 600 phone calls

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 12:19am
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oh, it's beyond the word lie. it's straight BULLSHIT!!!

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 7:32am
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I don't believe for one second that this broad is a virgin....FACT: all women are whore's...and she's no different.

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 1:58am
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Just when I thought you people were extinct..
You amaze me, really!

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 4:16am
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damn...your mother really did a bad job at raising you...shows you have no respect for women, thinking all women are whores....shame

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 11:20am
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Right, so in that case your mother is a whore too? Cool, just wanted to check.

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 12:17pm
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I love her exotic look!

Saturday, June 21st, 2008 @ 8:33am
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oh my... pstroprime supporting d55 and vice-versa. so cute seeing those 2 morons in love.
postro, are you still sending d55 some cash from Europe? We all know she can´t live only on her Welfare coz her filthy family is biggggg.

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 @ 7:26am
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D55, now I can see why you like Lima so much and you defend her all the time: you have an even skinnier skeleton bod than she does. I mean at least her has a bit more meat than you. a bit more ass, a bit more boobs.

I haven't been on this site for a while and now I see that you are able to have a profile and I was always curious to know what you look like.
and now the mystery of your anger has been solved : you are as ugly as fuck with a skeleton body.
me and my boys make fun of women like you, so many of them around who think they are hot when they are just your average troll with 10 lbs of make up

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 @ 10:27am
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where do you live Jason? are you sure those girls who wear tons makeup think they are hot, probably they wear it because they see themselves as ugly.

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 @ 2:12pm
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Thanks Pstroyer! lol. I think she looks great in the catalogue pictures (the last one is my favorite, she looks different). She is aging wonderfully, not that 27 is old at all :]

I don't get why people would waste their time commenting on her and these pictures if they really dislike her so much. You could be doing other stuff...hate to yourself because 99% of us on here don't care to hear it.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 4:04pm
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ADRIANA IS A WHORE. ADRIANA IS A CUNT. ADRIANA IS A SLUT. ADRIANA IS A BITCH. I FUCKING HATE ADRIANA.

Saturday, November 1st, 2008 @ 12:37am
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