Adriana Lima & Birthday / Engagement Sexual Positions
Posted on Monday, June 16th, 2008 @ 2:30pm by Moelicious
These were supposed to go up on Friday. My bad. What's the big question everyone's thinking about, but not asking? What's Adriana Lima's favorite sexual position?
Since she's Brazilian & therefore naturally freaky, I'm pretty sure she's open a wide variety of positions. Head over here to help you chose some positions...
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The top is nice....I think I need a cold shower before I continue any further....*runs off*
Interesting how she has her left ring finger jammed into her pocket. Wonder if there pictures were taken before the big announcement (but after she got the ring) or if there wasn't yet a ring to be shown and she was trying to throw people off.
Oh well...congratulations to the happy couple and on with the next flavor-of-the-week for the rest of us.
its odd how sometimes she looks gorgeous and others she looks sooooooooo average like here...no to mention that we know now that its the angles in the pictures or airbrushing that makes her look like she has an ass cos here it is non existant.
She looks great even in person....
she will love the missionary the most for a while as she is a virgin...the whole being close to your partner, looking into his eyes crap
I love what shes wearing! Very nice!
when i first saw these pix, it just made me realize the whole "model" label is smoke and mirrors one more time...when you hear the name "adriana lima", you have this beautiful, sexy woman in lingerie image embedded in your head...but it's just like any other job...just like thinking of your doctor...when you hear his/her name, you think of him in his hospital uniforms right away....models are models because of their measurements and heights...I already knew that but seeing her like this makes me realize there are women walking around who could be models, as well...even though she looks awesome in lingerie and has the right measurements and height, etc, she just looks so ordinary that if i saw her in real life, id be like, "she is just a thin, tall girl."...and it's not just with her...it's the same with every other model.
i dont think its the same with "every other model"
i think my reaction to seeing ale would be very different to my reaction seeing adriana...think adriana is just extremely overrated
seriously...she is VERY average in these pics and in the majority of her candids that other models manage to look good in...NOT ok
I wouldnt even think ale was a model if i saw in real life dressed casually because she has extremely short legs...at least adriana's height and long legs would impress me and make me say, "she looks like a model" if i didnt already know she was a model.
well i too might not see ale as being a model but i would see her as being much more attractive than average looking adriana
??? a change of heart on Adriana ???
no way...she is still my home girl...she has sunglasses on, her hair is up, wearing jeans with a casual top and flats...she doesnt stand out...nobody would looking this, though...that's all i was saying
Kinda scary isn't it especially since allot of young girls think they can rise to the image that is air-brushed, photo shopped, squeezed, cropped, and stretched. Nothing wrong with staying in shape, but like society; few agency models are unflawed. However once the graphic editor gets the image it becomes unrealistic and they become 'perfect' according to society's expectations. Is Kate Moss perfect? Sure she is 5' 7", but hardly a beauty. It's all about the sum of parts and pieces to equate to someone whom can sell (draw A LOT of attention) a product. If it was not for the likes of Helena Christensen, Yamila Diaz-Rahi, Frederique van der Wal, or Laetitia Casta. I really do not think Victoria's Secret would have received the recognition it did in the early 90's. Image, Branding, Sex sells. Ironic since this country is still largely conservative.
Meh, I'm rambling.
Kate Moss isnt even 5'7''...her real height is 5'4''...the chick got so lucky in this lifetime...it is crazy.
Really? She shrank then. Cuz the Kate Moss I met in Chicago must have had serious spikes on as I am 6-1 and her eyes were near level with my neck. She is really kinda shy (which is cute), smokes like a chimney, has freckles, crooked teeth, and has a thick almost cockney accent.
OMG Maybe I was talking to a tranny. CRAP!
come on
she looks average here
i really dont see the big fuss over her
she is so meh....
i see better looking girls everyday
meh...
shes cute
ewwwwww
just ewwwww
I don't think that she is average. I have never met her in person but I am sure if I did I would wonder because she does have a model look.
What makes her above average is her ability to work the camera. She is good at it.
Who cares if she is average looking? ALL women are average looking when wearing no makeup, have their hair up in a bun, and are being followed by annoying paparazzi having their pics taking randomly and in unflattering positions. Yep, We're all average looking underneath it all except some people are people average, and some people just downright ugly. So Adriana Lima is above average-average, HA!
Adriana in her prime was above average in candid paparazzi pics though, i must say.
***except some people are *BELOW* average and some people are just downright ugly.
Beautiful Adriana, I love what she is wearing. And those pics are from the morning, Adriana's birthday party was at night, so its obvious that she didnt had the ring there. She look soo good! Great body, beautiful face, sweet smile.. thats my girl :)
And Moe still talking about sexual positions.. move on man, its getting boring.
ugly...fucken piggy ugly!
It'd be naive to expect her to look as good as she does in catalogues, press appearances, fashion shows, etc. when she's just walking down the street. She's still above average in my book, just like Alessandra will always be. Judging a model by height is nuts because there are a lot of plain looking models who got in simply by height
The horrible sunglasses hide those gorgeous eyes.
I don't know what is making so many women think that the larger the sunglasses, the better.
hmmmmmm d55..you sound like a whore..
if it looks like, sounds like..
shes allowed to be in love with whoever shes having sex with, geez don't begrudge her for that :/
we can't all get the paper for sexuale favors.
are you fucking blind? did i even say anything about her being in love with anybody? bitch, i wanna shit in your mouth
wow...i think my head would explode if i saw her walking down the street like this...FIYAH!
Hot body, retarded face.
I know she is a good looking woman, but she has no butt in these pics.
(She looked like she had a nice butt in the superbowl pics)
Plus, her legs looked so long when she was caught attending the Madonna concert, here her legs look short and stumpy.
What happened???
Stop with the virgin crap she is not a virgin Brazilian girls are the biggest whores(no offense).
She looks good here definitely above average.
she is gross, seriously.
I find it really difficult to believe she was a virgin after dating the guru of khama sutra; Lenny Kravitz for how long?? Hmmmmm (scratches scruffy chin). Recently in Jan 08 he claimed he had not had sexual relations in the last 3 years. OK. Sure. OK, Good for him and the handcream industry (I guess).
"Good for him and the handcream industry" LMAO
He dated her for about 3 months and asked her to marry to which she said, "no". If he was already getting some, he wouldnt have asked her to marry...and the reason why she said no is because she probably realized he wanted sex, not really marry as it had been only 3 months.
I stand corrected (thought it was longer). But then if in the presence of her smoldering sensuality (and I be she is a awesome kisser) The Lennster couldn't take it any longer.
(Thus she left and he got stock in Johnson and Johnson)
first off v your prolly extremley ugly, fat and gross yourself and deff have no life..dont be mad because your not one of the most rich and hottest people in this world..and second leave the fucking girl alone she doesnt think shes all that shes just doing her job and omggg kill her for being normal and not having any make up on and having her hair done 24/7 were all fucking human
Get your fricken teeth fixed spnaish whore
then you'd say she is a fake and insecure and that her beauty is a fake cuz she got her teeth fixed...haha you bitches are unbelivable
I always thought she was on the verge of being ugly, u know sumtimes theres just a fine line between the very beautiful and the weird lookin.
no boobs, no ass, no curvy figure, just slim and maybe tall, since when just a slim body is hot as hell??? all the hot sex tool, ass + boobs dont exist!
i dont think that the problem is that she doesnt have makeup on and that she wears jeans etc...
i think the problem is that she is not curvy. I can imagine marissa miller's body in jeans and look extremely hot. jeans canot hide this ASS!!! jeans will emphasize marissa's dangerous CURVES! i am also thinking marissa's boobs in this top... whoaaa!!!!
so is simple - adriana is just a slim, no curvy, 5'8 - 5'9 girl. her face here looks average.
by checking her pics again sometimes she looks closer to 5'7 - 5'8
The chick is not 5'7''...if she is 5'7'', then Ale would be 5'6'' and Selita would be 5'5'', which is madness..she is about 5'9''...have any of you seen a woman that is 5'9'' in person? It isnt that tall...I am about 5'8'', and I dont even consider myself tall without the heels...all the models look extremely leggy and tall in the ads, in the pix, on the runway, etc etc. than they do in person. I have been saying that for ages. The pix in here are also taken at above her waist line, which makes her look shorter than her real height just like taking pix at below the waistline makes someone look taller, which is the trick used in a lot of pix:
http://80.190.202.79/pic/v/vistawallpaper/adriana_lima_7.jpg
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/adrianalima/adriana_lima_...
http://www.phun.org/celebrities/adriana_lima/adriana_lima_60.jpg
vs
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/866/866404/adriana-lima-20... (considering the fact that she is in nothing but black, which makes people look slimmer, hence taller...)
She is still tall and leggy for a woman but not as leggy as we think she is because in the pix, she looks to be about 6'2''+ to have legs that long
She is still tall and leggy for a woman *HER HEIGHT*
i didnt say 5'7 i said 5'7-5'8
anyway check this out and concider that karolina is 5'11 (sometimes also listed 5'10) do you think adriana is more than 5'8??
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/j0dWabPQ9yY/MTV+TRL+Karolina+Kurkova+Gise...
p.s. they all wear the same tall hills and if karolina gets her body total straight she can be 1 inch taller
i mean 1 inch taller than she already looks on that pic, she is definetly 3 inches (maybe 4) taller than adriana
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/j0dWabPQ9yY/MTV+TRL+Karolina+Kurkova+Gise...
that pic shows Karolina towering over Gisele, who is supposedly less than one inch shorter than KK...KK is at least 5'11'' as a former friend who is 5'10'' met her and said KK was taller than her...so KK is not 5'10'' and is about 5'11'; that is established...so Gisele is not 5'10'' and Lima is not 5'10'' for sure, either...you can't just choose one pic to support your theory...there are tons of pix where Lima is taller than Gisele and other pix where it is the opposite...none of them are never taller than Karolina...that is also for sure. A girl I know on facebook (who is solid 5'10'') told me she saw Ale in person and was shocked because Ale was extremely skinny and completely flat in the ass...she also said Ale was about 5'7''-5-8" and that she thought Ale was taller than that...which would make Adriana definitely taller since she is always taller than Ale...so at worst, Lima is between 5'8'' and 5'9''
the pic that i posted is a good document because gisele and karolina measure themselves (check the video) and all girls stand straight and wear the same tall shoes. adriana looks tiny next to kk.
generaly in most pics they 'move' their bodies, they are not completely straight so is difficult to tell. also in some of the pics you cant see their shoes.
(also in the pic that i posted karolina is taller than damien fahey, gisele is about the same height and adriana clearly 2 inches shorter)
even in this pic that kk cross her leges and adriana is straight and they are next to its other (so there is no perspective in the pic), kk is 2 inch taller than adriana
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/j0dWabPQ9yY/MTV+TRL+Karolina+Kurkova+Gise...
i give adriana 5'8 tops.
i have read at the net that some people saw alessandra and they were schocked because she was only 5'7. i give her 5'7,6.
selita might be 5'6. isabel goulart must be really 5'9,5
http://adrianaflima.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=743&pos=0
(the diference between adriana and ale is very small but isabel is clearly taller. at this event they wear the same tall shoes)
Thanks, vanos28.
I have been telling d55 she is 5'8-5'9, and now she agrees.
It's funny how I said I know 2 girls who have met Adriana in person(with pics) and both say 5'8-5'9 and she would not believe, now she does.
Her excuse, show me these pics or these are fake people.
Now, she is saying the same thing, "I know this girl on facebook who is a solid 5'10 and says Ale is 5'7"
I guess copying is the best form of flattery.
BTW, is that you in your pic??? Whoever that is, she has a nice butt.
i had not even seen this...what the fuck is this mental bitch even talking about? id like to reply just for the sake of it even though she is gone as omega (whoo whoo) but i dont even know what she means by "now, she [d55] agrees" and what excuses? you stupid ugly whore...i said Lima is not 5'10''...it doesn't make her 5'7'' automatically...you're the one who said your friends met lima and that she was 5'7'' and you could prove and when i said, prove, you said your friend is too scared to show the pix...you said you could prove, and i said go ahead...i dont lie like you...i was told by that girl that Ale's backside was as flat as the back of my hand and seemed to be around 5'7 or 5'7.5'' to her...anyways, i know your lying, psycho ass still does get on this site (not necessarily as omega) and will probably read this
To settle this shit, I ask the admin. at adrianaflima.net and this is what she said, AND I QUOTE....
"As for her height she's between 5'7-5'8 because in a video when she was about 15-16 she said she was 5'7 and she doesn't look any shorter than she does now so I'd say 5'7 or 5'8 if she grew any. But she always wears heels, she says she only tries to wear 4 inches or above"
YOU WERE RIGHT!!!!
I was off by an inch, gave her too much.
bullshit Lima is between 5'7'' and 5'8''...if she is 5'7'' then Ale is 5'6'' and Selita is 5'5''...impossible...now, we're gonna have supermodels who are as tall as your average chick on the street?
who the fuck cares how tall she is?? she is a beautiful young lady and is hot regardless of her height. she could be 5'2" or 6'2" for all i care. why are u so obsessed with her height and proving to us that she is only 5'7"??? what is in it for you?? are you short and stumpy and refuse to believe that adriana is taller than you?? because it sure sounds like that is the case.
if you hate adriana so much, go away!!! for someone who dislikes adriana lima, you sure spend a lot of time thinking and talking about her.. its almost kind of creepy. sheesh! we think lima is gorgeous, stop trying to change our opinions. go concentrate on a model you actually like. why would anyone put so much time into something they dont even like?? thats kind of sad and pathetic and of course a WASTE OF YOUR TIME! but i guess you got too much time on your hands..
they are not all wearing the same heels...KK and Gisele are wearing super high heeled pumps...those heels are the same heels that are told to be 4 1/4" online in shoe stores but are actually almost 5"...Lima is wearing wedges that are about 3"
there are also wedges 5''. anyway i am not going to get into this more.
i am masturbating to pictures of naomi right now:
http://www.galleryhost.com/1002483/8/analhell/custom/1003ph_Fitbrunettet...
http://www.finechixxx.com/galleries/659/raunchymature.html
sooo fine
She is smoking hot. anyone who says she is average must be crazy... if she is average then i would like to see what all of you haters look like. yes i know she looks average COMPARED to how she usually looks all glammed up for photoshoots and special events, but she still looks good here. any beautiful woman would look average with no makeup, their hair pinned up, wearing sunglasses covering their beautiful eyes, and having some annoying paparazzi stalker take photos of you when you are not even ready for them.
Hey D55,
I was just wondering why if you are nto afraid to show urself because how great u think u r...Why do all body shots not contain ur face and then you show ur face without the bod. I dont think they both belong to you. just thinking out loud here.
You can think whatever you'd like...thanks for flattering me that my body is so hot that you doubt it might belong to me...you're the same person that stalks me nonstop, back with the same BS, with the same writing style, still worried about the authenticity of my pix...shut the fuck up, already...if you're dying to know if they are mine or not (seems like you're), meet me in person in Miami
I think you read the comment wrong. They mentioned nothing about your body being hot. They merely suggested that since we never see your face or body in the same place that maybe they aren't the same package. why else wouldn't you show them together? Anyway doesn't matter to me. Its just what I got from the post.
Anyway...
Yeah I still doubt Adriana is a virgin.
She is cute though, even in these pics.
why do you jump into my business? i already went over this with you...jesus fucking christ...i know who that person is...if my body was all ugly and I still didnt show my face, he wouldnt be questioning the authenticity of my pix then...stay out
Its ok, you have to know some things to be able to comment on d55:
1- If you comment on her pics that immediately means that you either think shes hot or you're jealous of her, if you're not commenting for these two reasons you're an asshole.
2- If you post negative comments for her posts that means that you're being an asshole, a racist fuck, and you're stalking her because you think she's sooo hot and you're jealous of her (of course).
4- It is legitimate for her to say stuff like "I'm gonna take a shit on your fathers grave" BUT (here's the catch) if you react to this statement that means you are a stalker, a secret admirer who is obsessed with her and despirately needs her attention.
3- If you post positive comments you're still an asshole since you'll get no appreciation (this is the point where she steps in and says I'm saying these things because she did not gave me any attention and I got taumatized).
3- I'm a postgraduate and have been able to understand the fundamental principles of Complexity Theory but I still cannot understand that: "thanks for flattering me that my body is so hot that you doubt it might belong to me". How is the fact that someone doubts your looks flattering???
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This post was written as a guide to all of you assholes that DARE criticize that fabulous woman D55 (yes thats a capital D - thats how much I admire you). And some trivia for you bastards: The letter d in d55 stands for dominatrix and the number 55 stands for the total of 55 fluffy bunnies she has managed to dominate until now. Thats d55's father right there using simulation to teach d55 how to dominate fluffy bunnies: www.redemptionblues.com/pictures/fluffybunny.jpg
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I'm sooo gonna get it now...Cheers!
WTF! Its a woman in that pic! WTF! LMAO! But that could still be d55's father. Yes I know that doesnt make sense, but neither does d55. I think its in the 'gene pool'...Cheers!
awesome rule guide!!!
so when is the book coming out??? LOL
BTW, good taste in cars, thanks for the pics.
HAHAHAHHHAHA
These should be on the sign up page when you join bastardly.
Yeah i think she may have been confused by the fact they call your latest profile viewers stalkers.....In case she didn't already knwo...We all have that function and so we all have stalkers. I saw she stalked me once so I guess that means she is my stalker too! D55: Leave me alone you crazy stalker.I know you love me and think I am soooooo hot but stop being such a jealous psycho stalker.
ps I know I don't have pics but you called people jealous before you did either so , BURN!
Thanx! I'm glad there are at least a few people here that appreciate my 'd55 manual'! The book idea is not bad, there are a lot of d55's out there and we sure could use one...but the best way to deal with these people (in real life) is slap them until they get some sense. So look what I'll do Omega, I can publish a 3000 page book with white pages that you could use to hit people like d55 on the head until they come to their senses. Also I'd like to correct a mistake I just spotted: its 'desperately' and not 'despirately'. Cheers everyone!
haha every time i come on here d55 is moaning about some shit or other. Girl I think u crave the drama. All publicity is good publicity, eh? U live for this site dont u?! ;)
another bitch that is barking when there was no bone thrown her way
LOL that comment alone just made me a "d55" fan hilarious
why u viewing my profile, bitch? i dont know you nor do i talk to you...let alone view your profile...you do the same
lovely
candice swanepoel is hottttter. don't believe me?
well here's a pic of candice wearing simple clothes like adri walking down the street wearing minimal makeup:
candi looks better in candids.
get that barbie shit outta here
LMAO!!! honestly though. GTFO!!!
"minimal makeup"
lol.
hmmm...must of been an off day for her
you mean "must have been an off day for her"....just saying
or better still "must've".... my bad, i just typed out how it sounded as i was saying it, i knew it was wrong but, hey, what are you going to do?
She looks plain fugly here seriously, and let's not even discuss that nasty flat butt and narrow hips girl is sporting. She only looks good when photoshoped, with fake big hair and tons of makeup.
She's not the same since she gained weight. What a shame.
d55 crazy slllllllluuuuuuuuuttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u wanna see a slut? send your dear daddy my way and watch as i tempt him to cheat on your mommy...now, that is a slut...then instead of being on here and stalking me nonstop, you'd be too busy consoling your mommy LOL
d55 yep your crazy whore no morals slllllllluuuuuuuuutttttttttt!!!!!
You are correct, Junglegirl.
Adriana is nothing without professional assistance.
BTW, you look amazing. The prettiest girl on the site by far.
She needs to fix that ugly smile pronto because she is getting uglier.
A beautiful smile is a HUGE asset.Lima is starting to lose her looks she is not that good looking for a supermodel now.The smile was kinda cute in the past but not anymore because she looks blah nowadays.
woah I was kidding d55. Calm down girl. The world is not against u. I thought u were funny so I checked out ur profile. U might not hav noticed, but thats what theyre there for. If u dont like it, delete ur profile u crazy lady.
Check out post #59 aka The d55 Survival Guide...
haha the d55 survival kit is brilliant. She'll be so flattered. Poor girl, shes just so in demand on a website that is designed for the very very bored. But unlike everyone else on here, for d55 this is clearly a full time love. Girl it may be time for u to get help...
@60 & 85, keep up the good work. HA HA HA LOL
for d55... (oh and before u start ranting about all the effort I went to to bother u, this was copied and pasted from an article I was reading for college so don't get too excited.)
Narcissism is usually apparent in vacuous, dull people who are unable to comprehend interest in anything or anyone external to themselves. They are dull and ordinary in every way and being seen as such is their greatest fear. They crave attention in any form as a means of reinforcing their feelings of self importance and believe themselves to be the main focal point in the lives of other people. To try and supplement this belief they may act out and draw attention to themselves through aggression or hostility or by making the claim that other people are harrasing them. Self denial is often evident and a refusal to accept any responsibility for the forms of disruption in their lives. In order to protect themselves against the intolerably painful rejection and isolation that (they imagine) would follow if others recognised their supposedly defective nature, such people make strong attempts to control others’ view of them and behaviour towards them. People who are overly narcissistic commonly feel rejected, humiliated and threatened when criticised. To protect themselves from these dangers, they often react with disdain, rage, and/or defiance to any slight criticism, real or imagined. The exploitativeness, sense of entitlement, lack of empathy, disregard for others, and constant need for attention inherent in NPD adversely affect interpersonal relationships.
Go seek help.
Thats a load of crap! I bet the silly people that wrote this nonsense in that silly journal did it only because they wanted to annoy d55 - I bet they are a bunch of d55 rejected and hurt stalkers. Having said that, and since I've been known to act overly silly myself, I have to agree with you and say that you ROCK! And 'See me no more' I would like to see more posts like yours. :)
Pajek and See me no more
you guys rock!!!!
I want to see you both post more
I was never too high on this girl. I think she's very exotic looking and pretty but she is also very very awkward looking at the same time. Something about her face is off, But she was quite a looker in the victoria's secret ads from a few years ago. She is indeed very sexy with "fuck-me eyes" and the plump lips but she has nothing really going for her besides the sex appeal.
@89 & 90 & 91 , your people are kick ass !
Am I the only one that has noticed the absence of d55? I think we killed 'it'! Happy sequence follows: "The bastardly villagers come out of their huts, joyful accordeon music plays in the background...The inkeeper yells: Free ale for all ya bastards, the fiend is dead, the night is still young, the kegs are full of beer, and the women are not wearing undergarments i.e. have gone commando! Lets get wasted and fornicate like snails on E!* (slow at first and then like crazy). Oi these are truly happy times in bastardville...
*(not the TV show - the drug :p)
haha dont stress, she'll be lurking around anonynmously. This website is her life remember? She'll sign in on her account when all this blows over and she feels she can start her 'I'm a star!' campaign again.
I don't get her hotness. her face looks liked somebody punched her in the face.
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