George Clooney's Italian Villa Has A Hottie Vacancy
Friday, June 13th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinYou gotta feel sorry for Sarah Larson when you look at these pics. As for George Clooney, of course, the sky's the limit. It's great that he finally came to his senses and decided to move his goods to the next hottie.
A bastardly source is claiming Sarah's new boobies are to blame for the breakup. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed. They had a huge fight and he left the house. Later, Sarah read in the media that they'd broken up and freaked out because George hadn't told her anything. Regardless of what happened, let's hope she's happy with her new boobies! I'm pretty sure they'll come handy in landing her next sugar daddy.
Hottie Vacancy and one phalic looking bush there!
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haha. fucking hilarious.
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Do you have a hedge that will grow to the size of a 30ft penis....Um...I mean cucumber?
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Wow. I'd duct tape my shit to stay there one weekend.
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Cooney is the man!
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Clooney, damn it....
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sounds good, where do I sign up? xD
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I don't know what George is thinking, Sarah Larson is hot as hell and has a smile that lights up a room. And he won't be hot too much longer.
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No real man likes rubber tits!
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Why would Clooney want a skanky chick with fake tits?
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Clooney earned it. He's really worked hard on a lot of cool projects.
Too bad the chick did that to herself. Oh well, next!
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I don't blame George. I also hate fake tits.
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She didnt need fake tits, but I wouldn't complain.
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IS NOT THIS ONE CUZ SARA WAS A BARTENDER AND FROM LOW LEVEL AND GOERGE IS SUPERSTAR I MET GEOERGE IN CAIRO FILM FESTIVAL HE WAS EMBARRESSED CUZ EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS COCKTAIL GIRL AND HOW HE IS A LOOOSER HE COULD GET (NICOLE SABA) AT LEAT
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