Adriana Lima Is Engaged. Marko Jaric Experiences Heaven On Earth.
Posted on Friday, June 13th, 2008 @ 3:33pm by Moelicious
As you guys probably already heard, Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric are officially engaged. Here's a snippet from yesterday's post when we made the prediction...Bastardly sources are claiming that Marko Jaric might use the occasion to pop the big question before or after diving into a long session of tantric Adriana Lima Birthday Sex. If I were Marko, I'd pop that shit out right before & then proceed to have some of the best sex known to man. Then again, that's just all fantasy... [Adriana Lima's Birthday Tribute]
For once, our anonymous Bastardly source was right!!
James Weir, Adriana's lucky-bastard-publicist, left the press with this sad message: "He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love." He then broke down like a little girl who got stood up for prom.
At the end of the day, it all comes down to timing. Marko Jaric was simply in the right place @ the right time. Damn him.
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I'm pretty sure he got some last night.
i was going to say FIRST! damn honey you beat me to it lol! hehe
i dunno what went wrong with prince wenz, but hopefully this time it will be all right.
Congratulations to Adriana and Marko! How cool that he proposed on her birthday too!
Lenny Kravitz proposed to her too but was turned down.
Marko is the man.
(bastard)
He looks pretty sexy in that picture.
Moe: I believe James Weir is Marko's publicist, not Adriana's.
Congratulations!!
Wow, that happened so soon.
I truly hope this one is the one. This is like her 3rd engagement well, Lenny did ask but she turned him down. So I guess technically it is her 2nd. I wonder how Prince Wenz feels about this one.
Granted, Marko is not the best looking guy on the block but hell, looks do not matter.
He sounds like he is "whipped".
"He then broke down like a little girl who got stood up for prom."
that's so damn cute, man. She was right when she said he was very sensitive in one of her interviews.
As I read it, it was the publicist, James Weir (who is not Adriana's publicist, but Marko's) who broke down? It's outside the quotation marks.
This reads as if it's James Weir that broke down after announcing to the press that she said 'yes' and they (Marko and Adriana) couldn't be more in love.
Should it have read it like this?:
Obviously it is referring to Marko. It does make sense the way it is written, do you speak english?
Why would the publicist cry? lmao
That is very cute. Marko seems like a sweet guy. I wish them the best.
What I'm getting at is this:
I'm thinking the "crying like a little girl" part was just something Bastardly staff or some other second-hand source added because it's not inside the quotation marks (so it's not part of what the publicist said) and it's not in the original story put forth by People.com which is the story all the other sites are re-reporting.
www.people.com/people/article/0,,20206509,00.html
Fucking imbecile.
Timing is pretty much the essence of marriage.
LIFE AS WELL KNOW IT WILL CEASE TO EXISTS!!!
truth be told Sir Percy of Scandia is a time traveler from the past and most recently the future. i have seen things, horrible things. if Adriana is allowed to marry marko the repercussions will be irreparable. an unnatural, unholy pairing such as Adriana and marko will bring forth THE END OF DAYS! *dun dun dun*
something must be done. it is time for us to prove we are much more than just bastards. there comes a time when we finally understand why we were placed here. a time when our lives finally have meaning. a time when we must stand up and fulfill our destiny. WE MUST SLAY marko! this will be a herculean task, no doubt. marko will be a worth adversary. true he can't really ball, true he doesn't have like numb chucking skills, bow hunting skills, or computer hacking skills, true he doesn't have knowledge of the force, true he doesn't know kung fu, and true he's not really that good looking. but don't be fooled he has a power that is far greater. a power many of us lack BUT wish we had. he has money and he has lots of it.
Sir Percy of Scandia is looking to add numbers to his legion...looking to form a fellowship if you will. don't be haste in your decisions. take time and search within yourself to see if you're ready for the ultimate sacrifice. we will travel to distant lands, face the most terrifying of creatures, sweat, bleed, and yes even cry. we will be forced to do thing we never thought possible. some of us will return but many of us will not. many of you talk of the things you'd do to and for Adriana. now prove it to me, prove it to yourself, and most importantly prove it to the living goddess Adriana.
SIR PERCY OF SCANDIA SENDS OUT A CALL TO ARMS! WHO WILL ANSWER?
you're not a fan of adriana, huh?
haha...I think he is a fan of her but not so much of her man
ha I was being sarcastic
You have my sword.
wow, not a adriana lima fan? well u r fucking loser then
LMAO!!!
i wanna join the legion. lets call it "the fellowship of the goddess lima" or "jaric haters guild" or "the fuck jaric assosiation of lynchers" (no...?)
time to save the world and liberate lima fro that fucking ass cleanser...
Coming up with a name isn't really our biggest problem...Does anyone of you know how to fight a 6'7'' tall, squint-eyed motherfuckin' troll? I think we may need some more devoted members...
well... i've been practicing the "swift kick to the balls" technique. my sensi said it'll bring any giant to his knees. plus i've watch a ton of kung-fu movies and have replicated the moves to perfection... do i qualify?
there are only 3 mofos on the entire bastardly site that are willing to fight for ADRIANA LIMA...weak dude. seriously weak.
andre, my sword, i have a way to destract marko...just toss him a basketball. he won't know what to do with it. have you seen homie play? while he's distracted with the rock Loki will give him a swift kick to nuts. i'll grab adriana and we'll ride off into the sunset. but first we need a name. we can't go into battle without a name.
Brotherhood of saviors of voluptuous virgins?
Actually, we could simply try trading a couple of sheep for her...That troll must need some lamb garments to wear (and something to put his wiener into).
Oh, and I have a question for you guys: how are we gonna split her up into three pieces (since there are no other participants)?
good for them, i think there a cute couple!
Ehh, fuck 'em both. Fucktards
How long until he gets her pregnant and ruins her wonderful figure? :(
Happy engagement!!!
Marko and Lima, Congrats.
Good luck with marriage.
has anyone seen the ring, I am curious as to what it looks like??????
It probably looks like a ring.
Thanks Captain Obvious
is it a diamond, sapphire, emerald, or ruby
how many carots is it?
gold or silver?
what kind of cut if the gem?
how many gems do it have on it?
Usually women love showing off their engagement rings. This is why I asked. I thought someone would have got a pic of it(or them).
does*** it have on it?
hate typos
Thanks, Captain Who Can't Understand Irony.
why the fuck do you even answer her?
I see some ugly, awkwardly tall kids in their future.
James Weir, is Marko's publicist, not Adriana's. If was adriana's he would never say this to a magazine, since adriana is a very private person. She probably is mad now..
ANd congrats to the couple, Im happy for Adriana.
god damn it.. he got the most perfect creature in the world. I hope he doesn't impregnate her immediately
are you sure that is true and not just rumours to promote her image?
anyway if its true then Congratulations lima & jaric! wishing you the best!
sorry, but this confirms his status as a fucking tool.
who asks their girlfriend on their girlfriends BIRTHDAY to get married?
thats so fucking cliche'.
what a fucking tool.
and i dont even find Lima that attractive, but jesus, what a fucking tool.
Sometimes I hate my life. This is one of those times
this is gonna sound so wrong but i am sad and also jealous of the guy...haha...she is so beautiful...i am a posessive person and like to own everything i find incredibly beautiful...I should have been the one to own that beautiful creature!!!!!!! oh well...if he makes her happy, it's all good, and he is cool with me...he better not hurt my Lima!!! *single tear rolls down*
possessive*
Someones A Big Dyke
Further proof that you are a psycho. You want to own her?? what the fucking hell? you dont even know her. So shes a physically attractive woman, and that makes you want to "own" her? She could be an unintelligent bitch for all you know. so you are saying that you have feelings for someone you dont even know just beacuse she is beautiful and because of this he better not "hurt her"?? creeeeeeepy.
God bless the man you marry, if you're really that possessive as you say you are and as you sound, hes in for a big fucking ride.
you're a nobody...and I wouldnt even be saying hi or smile or look in your direction in real life so you aint getting a response as far as your lil diagnosis is concerned but a message that is letting you know of your value, which is a big ol' NOTHING!
*I wouldnt even say*
I'm sorry, but Marko Jaric is hot.
What a lucky mofo. I hope he realizes that he's won the lottery.
Marko Jaric is so hot!
she is the best,in the world.But he is best on the country,village,forest way.
She will be seriously diluting her gene pool if she procreates with that ugly dude. I hope they don't have any daughters.
have you seen her parents?????
neither one of them are "good looking" but they produce a pretty girl anyways.
This guy is famous for being an asshole and a cheater in his hometown.
Bad move Adriana he is a fugly cheater.
I dont believe a single word of her PR.
I wonder if he has put in his order for a kevlar vest yet....?
I wonder how long the marriage will last? I got the feeling he's going to be one jealous MF.
You know, he looks really hot in this picture.
He's tall, and usually I fucking love tall guys but his eyes are SO close together I'd have to be really drunk to give him a go. Or at least a few beers.
haha you girls kill me...you all know none of you would have given him a second look if it wasnt for him being with adriana...now, all of you feel attracted to him because she is with a beautiful chick like Lima...this happens all the time...ex: your bf is ugly but a girl starts checking him out and even wanna be with him eventually because she thinks you're so pretty so he's gotta be doing something right...as a result, all the sudden, his value increases, and you feel attracted to him...whether you're aware of it or not, that is exactly what is happening right here...i still dont find him attractive but ive been saying from day one that he's got a sick body
You are right they are impressed because he is with a beautiful woman.
He is still fucking ugly.
i need a tall man, too...the tallest dude I've met and found extremely hot was 6'5''
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UGH WHY WOULD SHE MARRY HIM
I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHED HAVE KIDS THAT WERE AS GOOD LOOKING AS HER!!
BUT NOT ANY MOREE!
UGH!:@
i don't know dude, marko jaric probably gets well on her...
Meh. Getting married is not that bad: she can get divorced at any time. The REAL problem is the babies.
If Adriana is such a traditionalist that she wants to wait for a marriage to have sex, chance is big that she believes a child should be part of a union too. And that is where things go downhill.
I'm big NBA fan and I love basketball. I'm glad to see this dude realize he got something good her in his women. He is upholding the tradition of NBA player of having a hot wife. My favorite player right now is Tony Parker and you guys know his wife is hot.
sad days! :( I wanted her, dammit!
Wow. She looks like him with a wig on.
Adriana's gorgeous, that's been established, but this could produce some verrry weird looking kids. I haven't read the thread so I don't know if it's come up already..but right now I'm picturing her eyes, only set as close together as his! and his mouth, with her teeth...yikes! this could be interesting. let's all hope their children have her eyes..
have you seen her parents?????
neither one of them are "good looking" but they produce a pretty girl anyways.
I have seen her parents and they are good looking. Her mom has an Amerindian look to her and her dad appears to have light blue eyes with a pale complexion. However, it is not uncommon for Brazil particularly in the North and Northeastern sections of the country.
i am stricken with grief...
its the end of the world. she will lose her virginity to that guy. :(
Lucky, lucky, lucky man!
lol i agree with comment 55 thats so true
LMAO @ these comments. I doubt Adri would give any of your shallow asses the time of day. Good heart is what counts. Most of you don't even respesct women but see them as sexual objects. i.e. Moe and company. Give it a rest
to all haters instead if critisizing marco jaric, why not this serve as an inspiration that its not all the physical appearance that counts. a good heart will win a goddess heart. wish adriana lima and marco jaric happiness and forever love.
I wish happines to Marko and Adriana.Serbia is proud and happy.
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