Bastardly Lady of the Day - Jackie

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Sarah Michelle Gellar- her scrawny ass kicks ass. Jessica Biel- I bet she has 0% body fat. Megan Fox- seriously, do I have to explain?

Do you like your boobs?
Sure! They are small and perky, plus they're mine!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Dayum! Tempting as that is a lot of money... sadly I do have dignity. damnit!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I would like to think that it wasn't in order to get into my pants, but from the kindness of their hearts...ha! Who am I kidding?! I've gotten several comparisons, which I realize I look nothing like... Madonna, Leighton Meester, Penelope Cruz, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lopez..blah, blah, blah

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I usually don't care enough to make an opinion, and honestly they aren't as hot as they used to be.

What makes you Bastardly?
My swag. From the urban dictionary: swag: appearance, style, or the way he or she presents themselves.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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chola but sexy

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:34pm
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Decent i supose. But overall, meh.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:35pm
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You get high marks from me you're smart enough to not send in pics that you took of yourself. Overall a tight little package. I hope you do well with the Bastards today.

4*'s

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:35pm
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Page 2 looks very nice!

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:37pm
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Nice wheels.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:37pm
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Cute girl. Pic #2 is really hot and I like your legs.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:38pm
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OK, let's see...first for the negatives: 1) nose it too big, 2) hair on arms giving alyssa milano a run for her money, 3) face skin not that great & looking a little old. Positives 1) Hairy arms = hairy taint.

Rating: 1 1/2 stars (I'm feeling generous today)

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:39pm
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A big improvement over recent nags. Four and a half stars. (The half is for realizing that not all cameras come with phones attached.)

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:40pm
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I like her...she seems cool and the pics are clear.

4 stars

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:47pm
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You have a great sense of style...the BLOTD from yesterday should take notes.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:48pm
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Very pretty, good answers. And man, what a gorgeous smile!

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:50pm
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cute face, nice legs, 3.5*

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:50pm
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You are very cute and you have nice legs. 4.5

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:52pm
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cute. 3 stars.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:52pm
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Potential - wish there were some more and better pics.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:53pm
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yeah youre cute. You remind me a little of jamie lyn from sopranos. Nice, i like you.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:53pm
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I thought you were pretty until page 3 ...
That was a mistake. You revealed the fact that you are just another slightly overweight Mexican.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:56pm
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^^^^^ hee hee.

at least you don't seem to carry yourself off as a total whore. at least.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 12:58pm
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Cute, but boring.
I am still trying to cool off from yesterday's excruciatingly hot and gorgeous BLOTD.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:03pm
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pretty decent indeed... and.... Is not "overweight" is actually CURVY, jealous bitches !!

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:03pm
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yeah shes in no way overweight, thats crazy

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:10pm
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I think you are very cute, and yes, well done photos. Don't worry about the racist bitch above, she is a well known fat cow. You are doing pretty well for yourself so far...3***s

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:10pm
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Show us your perky boobs, you bitch.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:11pm
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and I think there is a UFO in pic 3...

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:12pm
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you mean that glowing orb thingie?
*hums the x-files theme*

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:14pm
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Oh, so you see it too? *the truth is out there, shave your pits scully*

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 2:40pm
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elliot reid from scrubs!

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:19pm
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she doesnt look like a ho so i give her points

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:23pm
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Whiney expression and average curvage but I guess I would hit it, as everyone knows my low standards.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:28pm
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She's not bad at all (but I love my hispanic ladies). I think she has a hot little body. I'd plant some of my seed in her.

And thats the bottom line.......

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:30pm
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You have a really cute smile, certainly in the first picture and you come off as a fun loving person.

5/5

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:32pm
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the only pic where you look attractive is the last pic on the last page...i dig the answers though haha pretty witty

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:33pm
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Pretty and witty. 3 stars...

How often do you shave your mustache?

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:36pm
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You are going to get some static for being hairy....guessing you might be Italian or Latin, but you look your best in Pic 2. You had some good answers, and you aren't annoying throwing signs like the last BLOTD.
3.5/5

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:38pm
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p.s. not sure why you think having 0% body fat would be a compliment...haha, a person has got to be a corpse to have 0% body fat

we all have body fat and need it to be alive...so that was really dumb

"the American Dietetic Association recommends that men have 15-18% body fat and women have 20-25% body fat"

you're welcome...i took off one star for that, though...so you're down to 1.75*

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:38pm
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D55, do you live on this site?

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:44pm
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let's say I do for a second to make you happy...how would that be any of your business?

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:47pm
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She's hot. I'd slide my cawk inside of her.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:43pm
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how can you slide that thing when you dont even know how to properly spell it?

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:48pm
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Hahahaha...I swear I was just going to say that!!

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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"Now we know! And knowing is half the battle."

Friday, June 13th, 2008 @ 12:03am
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No

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:43pm
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Women here should not be allowed to rate these BLOTD broads. They always give 4's and 5's and say shit like "Oh, she is soooooo cute ;)" or "She's not a fat pig, she's curvy" or "Her vagina doesn't stink, maybe she just had a past due tuna salad sandwich for lunch".

I give this BLOTD 1 star. And I give all the bitches commenting here 0 stars (for both looks and smarts).

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:56pm
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Actually, I'd say its quite the opposite. Usually the girls on here are more bitchy and pick the girls apart for every little "imperfection".
All the pretty BLOTDs bring out the hate and jealousy. "Kimia", "Ava", and "Rebecca" all got really bad comments from girls who were obviously jealous yet these girls were clearly gorgeous and had a lot of sex appeal. None of the guys complained.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 2:00pm
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Actually, I'm a girl. I rated her even less than you. Truth be told, this girl is super average and I wouldn't give her a second look if I passed her on the street.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 2:11pm
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She is one of the rare women on this site who can actually spell. She gets four stars for that and for picture #2.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:57pm
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d55 does not live here (there would be clothes or left over food or other signs).

This girl IS cute, look at the last set of pictures because the first one doesn't do her justice, I think its in sepia or something. Who the fuck takes pictures in sepia anymore????

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 1:59pm
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L like page 2 but it looks like your place needs home needs some work:-)

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 2:07pm
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Note to self: DO NOT COMMENT DRUNK!

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 2:09pm
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Excellent style....LOVE THE SHOES....bad answers.

2.5/5

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 3:24pm
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Not as cute as Calia, but cute. If I was there when pic 2 was taken I would've ripped off those shorts and eaten you out, then banged you against the brick wall. Very nice legs.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 3:26pm
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FUCK YEAH!

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 3:29pm
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calm down tiger!!!

Friday, June 13th, 2008 @ 12:03am
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Gorgeous... and nice upshorts shot.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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cute girl, I like the highlights in your hair, 3 stars.

Thank you for not submitting pics that have 20 people in them. This is how pictures should look, only one person in the photo, and you actually found another human being to take pictures of you.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 3:41pm
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Meh. . . af first I tought nah, then all you bastards seem to like her (for the most part). After further review. . , Nah.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 3:42pm
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ur really pretty & attractive altho I think u need sum R &R cos u do look kinda tired and beat up. But other than that ur very nice.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 3:48pm
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4***'s

/you photograph really well

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:00pm
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* <

/the weed

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:14pm
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She seems half intelligent, had some good answers, and some of her pics are actually good quality.

I like her, 4 stars for me only becuase I felt she was like a Xmas gift with the wrapping still on. I wanted to see like 5 more pictures, some a bit more revealing.... I somehow feel cheated.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:04pm
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Hey, I'm just glad there are some decent clear photos and she's fully dressed not taking pictures of herself in her underwear. The answers dont bug me and she's Cute.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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LOL, I was thinking WTF?! Checked your profile and saw you are a woman.

Future BLOTDs, please submit pictures in your underwear. The Bastardly men appreciate it.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:56pm
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She ok, nice shoes in pic 2 seems kind of boring to me , needs to add some excitement to your answers.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:08pm
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also has gorgeous legs.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:17pm
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is there any need to be so pedantic? Obviously this girl wasnt being literal when she was talking about body fat percentage. Still, any reason to criticise, eh? u must lead a very small life.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:24pm
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i like picture 4. the black and white with the red color only being highlighted.

cool picture.

its the only thing positive i can think to say.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:28pm
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I consider this slumming

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:45pm
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Fina-fucking-ly! A real woman! The best one this week so far, a real hottie!

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:46pm
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jackie ,honey u r a real hottie

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 4:56pm
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Picture 2 to OMFG....You would so get door print on you ass!
You are super, super, super cute....A 5 all the way.
I think I might have a new favorite.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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Picture 3 and is amazing too......

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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Up until page 5 this chick was depressing the hell out of me...I bet this chicks cooch smells like pico de gallo...I say 1 star too... Jackson - Bring back the goddam voting widget!

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 5:47pm
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What a bunch of horny losers. I took a shit this morning hotter than this bitch.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 7:17pm
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blah. she looks very generic, and seems she has no neck. i don't know what else to say, she has nothing special in my opinion, and she seems slightly cheap with her hair and clothing style. and hahaha @ julio culo, that made me laugh.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 7:24pm
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Downgrade from yesterday. Don't care, she's not up to par with Calia.

Nuff said.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 8:27pm
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I like her. She's cute and left good answers. Pictures are pretty OK. No real ass shot though. Over all, I shan't hurl insults her way.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 9:01pm
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she seems like the type of girl that thinks just because she talks a lot that she is smart.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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classy. looks charming. and doesnt need to be/dress lewd to get attention.
very nice:)

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 9:39pm
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boring.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 9:51pm
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Thanks for the comments and honesty guys. I wanted to give a big FUCK YOU and you suck to those who don't like me only bc I am not trashy or dressed like a whore. Last time I checked whorish does not equal interesting. whatever happened to having dignity?

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 10:25pm
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a nipple shot would have saved this one

bunch of bastards......... that was funny

4 ****

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 11:05pm
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she's got a loverly smile and those legs could prolly cure some mild forms of cancer. jackie i would have given you 4/5 stars but since the widget's still broken i can't. so i'll give you $$$$.

Friday, June 13th, 2008 @ 12:11am
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Hmm...yep, she's a keeper. Super cute, nice legs, nice eyes, reeeeally nice mouth/lips...

Friday, June 13th, 2008 @ 9:04am
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feeble attempt at using "professional photos" to look more like a ~model~ -5 stars.

Monday, June 16th, 2008 @ 10:50am
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u r the winrar

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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pic 3 looks really bad i dont know why u included it.
last page is alot better

Friday, June 20th, 2008 @ 12:26am
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