Bastardly Lady of the Day - Calia
Posted on Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 @ 3:35pm by Jackson

I'm 21y/o Calia [kay-LEE-uh] and I wanna be a Bastardly Lady of the Day! So lets bring on them questions Moe/Jackson/Whoeverr!!!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Rachel Bilson ~ Lady in the street, freak in the bed!!/Halle Berry ~ Just 'cuz its Ms. Berry.
Do you like your boobs?
Yeah, I love my entire body!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Haha yes that's enough to jump start my telenovela career. ;)
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Some guy said I look like this random turkish singer, and another said Dulce Maria. I don't see the Dulce, tho.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Nah, I'm sure they have balls. Whoa, that didn't come out right...
What makes you Bastardly?
I think I'm Bastardly because: A) If I do anything I do it bigger and better than the rest B) I can drink anyone under the table C) My parents never were married.
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this is better than the last two
not bad
4 stars from me
No.
A bit reminiscent of Kim Kardashian... and that is not a compliment. Very pretty, TOO MUCH MAKEUP. Nice body. TOO damn slutty. Why do pretty girls have to do this to themselves..? Oh the humanity..
By the way.. the uggs in pic 11 are uggggly.
Oh, and hate those stupid sign you are making in the last pictures. In Brazil that means "fuck you/go take in the ass", so I'm making it for you right now.
picture 7 - YIKES
*and hate that.
Hot girl, but not my type at all. Nice ass!
What a dumb emo cunt. Pics you took w/cell phone are pathetic, you couldn't get the douche in last pic to take pics of you in your skivvies?
You're body is OK, face - OK in some, I guess I'm glad for the fuzzy cell phone pics for once - fug in others. Nice ass though.
2*'s baby.
I think you are really hot/gorgeous, BUT you really shouldn't put all that make-up on your face. I bet you're a natural beauty, it makes you look veeery old (or "Kardashian".. :/ ), unless that is what you are aiming for.
But still, you are really goodlooking, 4 stars for sure!
*sighs*
You've got a stank attitude, you're boring & typical and you can't take a decent picture to save your life.
2/5
Can we pleeeeeeeeaaaaase get a BLOTD of substance? PLEASE????!!! No more skankbots from Kappa Kappa Spank Me.
kappa kappa spank me?
chick, that put a smile on my face. thats some funny shit
You look like a tranny in pic 8
Too much makeup...nice body...lame cellphone pics...
WTF is up with your room in pic 2? Where are the furniture?
Overall 3 stars...Nothing special here
Nice bunnage. And what gang sign is the crew throwin' up, Tre Street Insane Ovaries?
GO back to being a chola.....
Nice body....Young mind....Too young...Annoyingly young.....
I had hope cause you have a nice body, but as Caitie said...You can't take a picture to save your life and you have this blank stare that reminds me of Paris Hilton....Which is scary.
umm i don't know but it seems like some of you are just being mean because you can. these aren't the best photos, but at least she showed us her body unlike most other blotds who won't give us decent shots. and her face is obviously pretty. my only complaint: WTF is up with the stupid gang signs??
and do NOT include guys in your photos. we dont care about your douchebag boyfriend.
pretty girl, nice body, a lot of potential: 4/5 stars. one of the best looking i've seen here. Please resubmit with less mirror shots and more straight up face shots, Calia.
Thanks :)
Not bad. Not bad at all. You have an averagey pretty face and a niceish body. You are not perfect, and you give off a mall slut vibe. I love your hair though, and you are not a complete dog, so i give you 4 stars. But what on earth is going on in picture 10 girl?!
You start out as a 5 because you're young and you have a nice ass a nice tits.
- 1 for throwing gang signs.
- 1 for hanging out with gangbangers (how come the gangbangers get all the hottest girls? can someone explain?)
- 1 for your facial expressions
- 1 for you ugly clothes
- 1 for too much makeup
So you're a zero. A loser. Grow up and get a job and stop hanging with criminals. You'll regret it by the time you're in your late 20's.
Looks like you have enough gangsta friends to take pictures of you, why don't you ask them? Nice body and that's about it. Oh and dump the dude.
too gangsta for me. cute otherwise.
you can clearly see she is a beautiful girl on page 9. beautiful eyes, nice full lips, nice features, great hair. and yah, i know she is wearing makeup in it but at least it is more subtle unlike in the other photos. besides, you cant put makeup on an ugly girl and make her pretty so you can clearly see this is a naturally pretty girl.
but take out the lip ring. facial piercings are ugly and dont look good...unless you're going for the dyke look.
so stop hating people. this is one of the best looking gals i've seen on this site.
ew.
Agree with above poster. Pic 9 is lovely aside from mascara overload and hand sign. Don't dress or pose slutty. Your actually pretty and have no need to cheapen yourself. Get rid of the piercing. Never wear fake nails and go minimum on makeup. I'd say your close to a ten if you can do all that.
exactly.
You are really hot and i was really in to you.....then your douche bag boy on the last pic fucked it up
SOOO, besides the technicality of being an actual bastard child...
You have a [could be] cute face and good body, as stated above.
move on..
the Mormon Church could use more emo chola moose grunting missionaries!
you would make a great candidate!
fuck, where is Alina Maria when I need her assistance?
"the Mormon Church could use more emo chola moose grunting missionaries!
you would make a great candidate!"
Nooooooo! Take them BACK! The missionaries here in Houston are trying to convert all of the "emo chola moose grunters". No mas! Muy malo!
good job on the gang signz. youre cute but your style sucks. and ditch the burrito
typical indian slut wannabe white,tennis racket face and small tenis ball boobs
YOU HAD TO HAVE A PICTURE WITH THE MOJADO!!!???
you're not too bad, in fact you're not bad at all...but you need to get better pictures....and stop using that toy camera. And what's with that sign? what does that mean? Is that how big your butt hole is? Cause that's the only thing I can think of...
LOL, great analogy for the gang sign.
She's hot but looks like she's stupid as shit. She's perfect.
Probably sleeping off that cold...I think you're doing just fine on your own.
emo chola moose grunting missionaries?
That shits deep you....All she needs is a backpack, right attitude and a annoying buddy for her journey.
No, see she has that annoying buddy already.. in the last photo she submitted.
mr. and mrs. moose-grunters!
What we need is picture of someone slapping some sense into this bitch.
Get rid of the douchebag in the last picture!
Oh and I forgot to mention your bf,on the last pic. if it is your bf...looks like shit, you deserve something better....
Well, I don't know why all the negativity. This girl is very cute and has a bangin' body. Plus, unlike most of the BLOTD she girl actually shows us some skin! Best by far in quite a while.
Your life looks like it consists of jello shot "girls gone wild" parties, gangbangs (or date rapes, depending on your world view) and trips to the local clinic for that damn pesky chlamydia infection that just won't go away.
You nailed it.
How about a knife?
3***'s
/would've been 4 but cell pics & stupid hand gestures suck
Okee Dokee. We have a winner. Honey - you are smoking hot. Give me a call, and we can have your bf hold the camera while I give you the Max Hardcore treatment.
Everything about you is a cliche and/or done by a million other girls. Pass . . .
love at first sight! F the rest, Calia you're the best. this girl is RIDICULOUS!!! pretty face esp those angel eyes. a body that could've only be sculpted by the gods. el divino couldn't carve a body like that. i doubt she/her friends/homie in the last pic are "gangbangers" i don't see any tatts on any of them. if she is...gangstas need love too.
oh yeah stars...
5 stars won't do...i'd give her all the stars out of the night sky
i see in your future a pole. A pole, platform lucite footwear and lap dances at 10 bucks a pop.
I bet her shit doesn't stink.
bitch got no ass at all....huge flaw..and lose the padded bras, they make you look cheap (along with 100 other things)
The girl has potential but only if she was able to hook up with a few of the bastardly crew for a year or two.
I give her props for being good looking and spunky, I like all the pics but its a damn shame the quality is poor on them. A couple shots of her rear would have been nice to see.
That last pic, is she the girl in the middle or on the right end? I'd like to spend an evening with both of them together!
If she doesn't find a guy with some coin to take care of her, I'd suspect a great career in stripping/street walking.
Positives: Gorgeous face, hot body, simple and honest answers, a lot of potential
Negatives: Too much makeup, slutty clothes, piercings, gangsta/ghetto vibe, gang signs, bad pictures
I give you 4.5/5 stars because you are hot. Resubmit better photos and I may change the rating to 5/5.
Hey Omega, there's your gang symbol!
This girl gets a plus for shots that show what type of body she has, and a minus for the lip piercing.
I would give just about anything to see Cathy1 as BLOTD.
Well at least takes care of herself, she eats well and (unlike Kim Kartrashian) not for the 2 stomachs in her azz.
man,this bitch is completely whore!! i'd never take a pose with underwear! thats soo cheap attitude
another 1-dollar-whore
next
greassssy
one step from low budget pornos
3.5 and why can't a girl find a guy who will take there picture, I'll volunteer to help any girl who needs pics taken
I'd give her teh cawk.
I think youew hot and cute but you seem annoying and your boyfriend looks like a foogly broke loser.
not bad at all, pretty, attractive, nice body, not THAT pretty tho which is why I give u ***
i'd tap it on her forehead. i like the many pics, give a good datasource from which to sample. doods in pic is -10. ethnic cocktail +5. overall, if you're into anal, let's move this forward. i've done worse tho.
whoa, i actually clicked more than 2 pics. good work chica, you win the digglesworth blotd award for june.
pic #7 nice, almost class
WTF is with gang signs? GTF out with that stuff! Geezz.
5 to start
pretty +1
gang hand signs -1
most pictures taken by yourself -1
underage -3
Final score, ONE star come back in a year and lose the stupid fucking gang hip-hop shit
Common sorority slut.
cute
hot body
You are beautiful but, like some others said, all that makeup you're wearing makes you look cheap and slutty.
If you dressed like Rachel Bilson and did your make-up like her, you'd be near perfection. Honestly.
HAHAHA ! ya desperate whore attention I DO BELIEVE YOU'LL TAKE THE 3 MIL theres no doubt, what is with the douches ??????? NO PICS WITH DOUCHES PLZ LOL...
ohh.... sorrrryyyy, i mean.... desperate attention whore... lol XD
I think I might just like this one. Very nice body, beautiful hair, cute face. Well except for that last picture with that huge freaky growth on her right side. That was a total downer.
I would, but wouldn't tell anyone
You are very pretty minus your clothing, makeup, and choice of friends/boyfriends.
I wonder what you would look like if you let me give you a makeover?
I'd hit that so hard...
She looks hot. Especially in pic 3. Yummy.
I like her!
Haha, you guys suck at insults! LOL @ 74.
Anyway, I ain't in a sorority, yeah I bang get the fuck over it, and I'm probably better than any girl any of u ever fucked.
And slut? I've been with 2 guys...
2 guys??? At the same time???
hahahaha , good 1 lol
LOL LOL
and mi boyfriend is not in these...you guys sure like to judge. How about critiquing the picz and not guessing who I am...
Better at what exactly? Not spelling, that's for sure! Get over yourself sweetheart, you are not that special!
NICE !! TWO PLEASE =D~~
Very tight little package. Leave the guidette attitude at the doorstep sister.Yo Joey not for nutin.
not beautiful but very exotic and eye-catching...very hot hair...nice body from what i can see but you have slut written all over you...look like an extremely easy lay that any guy with an expensive car could fuck
smokin body
nice lips
nice face
nice hair
nice ass
take a few more pics without your hair in your face
have someone take the pics for you next time
the gang stuff is ...ridiculously stupid
I wanna put my cummy in your tummy
Quit sucking up. She already said she has a bf and has only been with two guys.
then you aren't better than any girl i've ever fucked
sorry calia
NOT MY TYPE!!! but I will gladly laugh at YOU!!!!!
HA H AH AH HA HA H AH HA HA H AH HA H AH..........................
little SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you look like an easy indian/pakistani chick from lesta, i'll watch but not poke!
John - suuuuuure.
Greasy - Haha. Thanks I guess.
d55 - Thanks babe!
Jenna - When did I say I was?
Damage Inc. - ...
bastardism - I'm Puerto Rican, sugar.
Buck Nasty - what the hell is a guidette??! And no, not at the same time
Thanks kiddies!
Definitely bastardly, very hot. But you gotta ditch the skanky beau. Bastardly girls can trick up better classes of meat than that fug u r dating/fucking.
BTW, again, for future BLOTDs: NO PIX OF YOUR DRUNKIE FRIENDS!!! (exceptions made for the lesbo shot in the mix, that's ok).
I love how you ignore me. That's kinda sexy.
Not my boyfriend! MY BROTHER!!!!
Gorgeous for sure. But I think less makeup and losing the too-long airbrushed '90s nails would make a huge improvement.
Pic 11 title: "Show us the size of your butthole"
I like the first 7 pics where she covered her face or had blurry pics, because when that first full on face pic popped up POW!!!! I had to turn away from the screen for a few minutes. Mama Mia that was scarey.
In summary, big nose, ugly face, belly paunch, ugly friends (but not ugly enough to make her look like the good looking one in the bunch), and what's up with the black/mexican/terrorist gardener in pic #12?
Final score, and I'm being generous here....0 out of 5 stars.
"yeah I bang get the fuck over it"
bang like Malibu's Most Wanted? jk. i'm sure i'd let you kick my ass...and like it.
why is everyone trying to tell her to get a new man and friends?
a wise man once said, "DON'T SAVE HER, SHE DON'T WANNABE SAVED"
YOU'RE JUST TOO TRASHY, GHETTO AND SLUTTLY LOOKING. G'S LIKE YOU COME A DIME A DOZEN.
Picture 10 indicates what the scene looked like right before the gang bang broke out.
Yep, too gangsta for my taste. Sexy, in a 21-year old Latina kind of way, but she looks mean and nasty and ghetto.
I see your kind all over So. Cal ;-/. Surely too ghetto for me but you sure got a smoking body ;-).
For somekind of reason your whole manner, pose and pictures give me the idea that you're not 18 yet - not by a long shot.
1/5 stars
She got a little Kimmi K going on. Probally after you hit it you have to take on her pencil neck boyfriend. d55 maybe right about a nice car may give you a chance to hit it. No feet shots, but after Tuesday blotd anything look smoking hot.
Honey, there are a few things we need to know. Number one, do you swallow ? You look like you do. If not, you better start soon, because when you start working at the strip club in 2 months, you'll need a way to get rid of the DNA quick as the Task Force kicks in the door, so no one knows you were giving $50 mouth jobs in the Champagne Room. Second, anal ? That's a stupid question. All the chicks your age give up the ass. It's the single greatest thing about readily available internet porn - you all think it's a required part of doing it.
I was having serious doubts before I saw pic 8. My pole has risen.
meh, cute enough
I want you, I love you. Dude in pic 12 is a fag.
And a bit of serious advice. You are a pretty girl. Dump the loser, clean yourself up, learn proper grammar, and you can have a guy with money, you'll have an easy life.
Or continue to hang out with loser gangster wanna-bes and you'll have no future.
Much, much better then what's been on here. Nice selection of pics and she had the sense to make most of them bikini pics. Very pretty eyes. I'm not to crazy about the lip ring. I hope this girls is a sign that we are going to be getting some better looking ladies on here.
Nasty ho with equally stupid friends making obscene signs. The little slut obviously begs for it, just look at pic 2, I bet she has already experienced multiple gangbangs.
Pic 9, the epitome of silliness. Stupid mug as well.
ok, further research shows you have no booty whatsoever...still nice body, though
Thanks McPerv.
Ugly Model, set yourself on fire and then see if your issues with me are solved.
First Lady, LOL. I'd sever my pinky finger before I do anal.
And ghetto? Not by a long shot.
And I wasn't fucked in, I was jumped and I'll say I did a damn fine job against them. ;)
Other than that thanks for the nice comments! You guys are the greatest!
good choice...i probably would have went the jumped in path too.
so you're really a gangsta...you've got the be the prettiest gangsta ever. i take that back 'pac was a good lookin dude. R.I.P. 'pac. but you're a close 2nd. you're like a puerto rican james bond femme fatale. and if the streets don't work out you can always turn to McPerv. i think he might have a thing for you.
Does that mean your ass is still intact? Hard to believe.
"And I wasn't fucked in, I was jumped and I'll say I did a damn fine job against them. ;)"
And your proud of this?
I hope you end up in prison, then we'll see how tough you are, and you are ghetto, anybody proud of this gangsta BS, is ghetto, enjoy prison, there you can get jumped in everyday or you can get fucked in if you prefer, by the guards and gals.
what's wrong with defending yourself when you're jumped?
I think that was a joke. I would have guessed so even without the wink.
Page 6, is that an extra nipple?
"Other than that thanks for the nice comments! You guys are the greatest!"
And you're still ugly. And from the sounds of it, not too bright either.
Nice undies.
It took me too long to finally see your face, but I wasn't disappointed. You have gorgeous features and are different. Me likey.
Cellphone photos are atrocious. You do have a good body. You really need to just stop going through that damn myspace phase
yo Calia, stop defending your self bitch, enjoy the nasty comments ;-) lol
Is it safe to go to boystown again?
Hey KA-LEE-UH, whats the "B" for; Bloomington? Border Bandit? Nah ur most likely some 909 trick.
Ur sooo hard it's scurry! I never saw a gangsta in Uggs before!
Too bad me and the rest of the Bastard community will be supporting u and your 5 kids and Un-employment receiving-ass baby daddy with our taxes. You could possibly be a decent trophy wife living in Fontucky or Rancho, maybe even my mistress. But instead ur going to be fat, and screwed up in the head living the "thug life"!
Another waste of ass!
You mom sucks...she should have swallowed you.
You guys are fucking funny.
She's hot, and whats even hotter is she can handle her own and she doesn't need you to smash spiders or take out the trash. 'Nuff said.
Oh and, just because she 'bangs' doesn't mean she's run of the mill gangstah.
Calia, I love you!
yo, you look like a slut. but you have a good ass.
oh, your bf/fiance/preggers, looks so ugly.
I bet your mother would be so proud of you if she saw what you were doing with that camera phone she bought you.
**tsk tsk tsk***
Nice upper body. That's about it.
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