Mischa Barton @ "A Time For Heroes" Celebrity Carnival

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Mischa Barton Is Glam on the Green-Grass Carpet!
Tell me about your upcoming movie.

The Assassination of a High School President. It comes out September 12. I’m really excited about it. It’s a dark, quirky comedy with a film noir tone to it. I play Francesca Piazza. She’s sort of the femme fatale character in the high school. And Bruce Willis play the principal, and he’s really funny in it.

With a film noir, femme-fatale kind of theme, did you get to wear anything fabulous?

It’s Catholic school uniforms. Source

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31 Scandalous Comments

Chick is still pretty, but she needs to get some tone as her junk is moving quickly south to Georgia.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 3:33pm
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dumpy but cute. the shadow of that ass weighs 20 pounds

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 3:33pm
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i'd love to give her an Alabama facial

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 3:34pm
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she isnt an ugly chick...I'll give her that but WTF ...

is she wearing tablecloths now??!!

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 3:38pm
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She's like a fashion idiot savant....she dress like a dumb shit, but if you drop a box of tooth picks she can tell you how many.
meanwhile she dressing in a table cloth and a wedding cake topper.
And....Her to front teeth keep getting more and more pushed back and yellower....Bitch is going downhill faster than Peekaboo Street.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 3:46pm
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No, curtains! Look it even has a valance!

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 3:47pm
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She's trying way too hard. On the plus side, those table linens velcroed to her tits probably make clean up easy when she's blowing studio execs at auditions.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 3:55pm
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Look at her legs! I can see clearly 80 year old grannies monster-cellulite!

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:08pm
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She has gross ass armpit hair....not interested !!!

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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I just went back and looked at pic 4 somebody get her a razor..yuk

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:17pm
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The secret to abstinence.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:15pm
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For uglies engaging in pre-marital sex... THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:16pm
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highly pedistrian.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:26pm
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how pretty. i like her. she is probably prettier than all of you.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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She is certainly prettier than I....Not you though...

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:41pm
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no, i mean, i don't have shapeless legs, but she is prettier.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:59pm
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Her face is OK, VERY nice legs and feet. Shoes are cool, to me anyway, but that dress. Argggg, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:44pm
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so sexy... id stick my dick in her sweaty hairy armpits and lick them dry. i love her

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:50pm
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She is not prettier than you....In my opinion.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 5:01pm
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She looks finally good again

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 5:09pm
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she used to be pretty. Now: shes a rotter.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 5:12pm
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Yes....A Rotter-weiler....I kid.....
Her potential makes her downfall seem worse..

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 5:16pm
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if she's prettier than all of us, then let it be so. but i still think she a brown bagger. and if she could get her legs in some custom made stocking-like brownbags, then that'll be good too...

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 5:19pm
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I liked her legs loki. Please elaborate on your disgust and displeasure with the grotesque brown two penny bag not worthy of them so I can add that information to my decision making database-O-girls.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 5:47pm
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There is something about her face that makes me think "giant cottage cheese ass."

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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lol...more nookes and cranies then "Thomas' English muffins"

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 7:50pm
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her face is already round/ square those bangs just make it shorter

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 11:20pm
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She is so pretty. love her all the time. B lackC enturyC om

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 @ 4:30am
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Is that a too-too or a moo-moo covering up her BIG, FAT ASS?

Oh, its a 40x60 tarp.

Friday, June 13th, 2008 @ 10:23am
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