Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kelley
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?Pamela Anderson is my all time favorite!
Do you like your boobs?
No. Not most of the time. They could be bigger. But I often tell myself that my beautiful face makes up for it. hehehe
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I don't see why not.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No. no celebrities look as good as me!!!!
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I would be my most favorite as soon as you post that picture up!
What makes you Bastardly?
B/C I'm the hottest hair-dresser and make-up artist in Houston. AND I know how to get down and party hardy !!!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
Pic 3 says it all...NO
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OUCH!!! more gum than a bubblegum factory. not for me...
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i think this is a fake
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can i get a massage?
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if she loved herself as much as she makes out, shed have sent more pics. This is someone trying to get revenge or something. Im not buying it at all.
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FAIL.
Please try again later. Like, after humanity dies out. Thank you.
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OMG,are from another planet ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! You are soooooooooooo ugly...You make Sarah Jessica Parker feel gorgeous........and Tori Spelling
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Why do make up artists and hair dressers always have the worst hair and make up?
Oh and thanks for ruining my lunch.
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Speaking of humanity....
OH THE HUMANITY! MY EYES ARE BURNING AND I NEED HELP! PLEASE TURN THE FIREHOSE UPWARDS, TOWARDS THE MONSTER.
.......calmly.......
We've just lost Houston......
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yeah...don't smile anymore..
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Are you from another planet......sorry!!!!!!
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other gum related insults-
gummy bear
wersell gumage
wriggley's extra gum
gum master
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oh fuck.....probably worst BLotD I've ever seen, I hope AlinaMaria's right, this gotta be a joke, RIGHT?
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Houston, we have a problem.
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whats gum master?
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the gum master is... Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kelley
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LMAO!!! Hahahahahaha
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I know someone who's going to have a gorram field-day with this one.
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Hahaha!
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OMG!
what is that?
I don't think it's human.
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No.
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Has anyone seen Kelley? One of my minions escaped from the bowels of hell and somehow got on the internet.....Oh there she is....Thanks...
Funny....She didn't look so gummy in hell....Maybe purgatory will take her...St. Peter already gave me a flat out...."Hell No."
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best comment so far...
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lmao
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Nobody else has said it so I will...FREAK!
Natural hair color is much more becoming than that orange shit.
I usually like asian chicks, you have a nice body but that face & your attitude...
PASS.
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And please don't try to dye your hair blonde anymore. It looks a very odd shade of orange and it's hideous.
Your makeup is better.
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She's fucking gorgeous. Y'all bitches is hating on her. Y'all wished you looked as good as her. I work with Kelley and those pictures don't do her justice so get a life, haters!!!
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Quit hatin on haters before they poop on ya
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No Tell Kelley to get a life and stop posting ugly pictures on the internet.
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I guess she's ok for a few ONS sessions.
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this must be a joke..
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Well hello there children...I see Satan has already talked to you...But Kelley is actually one of my elves....She escaped...Well it's a funny story...You see, Herbie, the dentist elf, was trying to take out her wisdom teeth and, well, she went all bumble on us. She fell in a vat of orange dye and than ran off into the snow....leaving orange foot prints nearly all the way to Greenland.
Kelley please come back to the north pole. Herbie has been banned from dentistry and we have a kid friendly, sensitive dentist now....And well just want your gummy smile to be abcess free.
So for the love of all that is holy and Christmas like.....Bring your orange ass home.....NOW!
Shit...I went crazy when you left. I have diabetes and ate a whole pint of ice cream and went crazy and hit my wife....Only thing is Ms. Claus died two years ago....*long pause*.....So who did I hit?
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umm, she looks like a man.
and if i were her, i would rub someone else's shit on my face in hopes to make me more appealing. just my thought.
EWWW.
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Screw you!! You slimy bitch. Saw your profile pic and Kelley's 10X prettier. What's with the B&W, hiding something?
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are you the one who submitted these pics of your 'friend'? There is no way this is real. What are you trying to get revenge on her or something?
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NO, bitch. I recommended that she should submit her pics but I didn't do it for her. She has low self esteem so stop with the nasty comments you WHORES!!!!!!
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well her answers certainly dont reflect someone with low self esteem, bitch.
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Get off your bed, bitch and do something w/ your life cause Kelley is a very well paid hairstylist w/ tremendous ambitions. If you want to criticize someone look in the mirror, you fugly five head tranny.
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LMAO! You're a hoot. Are you the friend in pic two? Lovely.
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and i cant believe that ANYONE would pay for her to style their hair, what with the state of hers. With the exception of you and some other drag queens! LMAO maybe you and kelley could do a double BLOTD and let us have some real fun. Because seriously im fucking laughing here.
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slimy bitch huh?
love the crass, childish insults towards me. does that make you feel like a bigger person sweetheart?
I am not the fucktard that chose to put up my ugly photos on here, willingly knowing that they would be criticized.
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A-hole extrodinairre. You are very attractive. If this bitch isnt a fake on here then its the funniest thing ever. I refuse to believe that someone this fug would submit their pics. If its a fake then i feel bad for her, cause she will be mortified to see her pics on here. On the street i wouldnt look twice at her for any reason, but if shes seriosly submitted her pics on here then she needs help. Her friend is a c u next tuesday. LMAO
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AWWWW thanks!
I am just laughing my ass off at work today! this shit is highly entertaining, I should have become an "official" bastard long, long ago!
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it is highly entertaining! How can this bitch even compare you to her friend!? if she was any kind of friend she would never let her post her pics on here. Hells if she was any kind of friend she wouldnt even let her leave the house.
However if this is a fake then Kelley I wouldnt have thought you were ugly without reading your answers. They make you seem to have an ugly personality.
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^ you couldn't be more wrong.....your friend makes my fat white ass look attractive....
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that was for kelleys friend
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Somebody please escort this busted Asian whore off the premises.
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TRANNY ALERT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!
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A- hole extrodinairre is hot!
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i second that...
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I third that.
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I fourth that.
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I got 5 on it!
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what the hell... SIX!!!
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7. A-H E could be my future ex-girlfriend!
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i'm kinda jumping on the wagon here but...
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this is the best welcoming party EVER! teehehe
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Lucky #7
this chick is HOT
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you look really cute in the last pic....dark hair looks really pretty on you.
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Another prime candidate for buttafaces.com This little Panda Express needs some major work done on her grill. On a side note, it looks like she does pretty good make-up.
Bag her and tag her.
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oh my god!!! "this little panda express"?
i about spit out my coffee! that shit was funny!
bag her and tag her is right!
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We could also have done withough picture #2....Entirely.
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i second that!
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That's a man baby.
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Are you a tranny?
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LOL!
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Your hair would look better dark and longer/
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She's very unique and seems fun. The last pic is definitely the best.
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I'm thinking tranny also.
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I'm thinking it's a fake.
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i agree
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"...I work with Kelley and those pictures don't do her justice so get a life, haters!!!"
Thank god, because if they did, we'd be worse off.
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@34 "She has low self esteem so stop with the nasty comments you WHORES!!!!!!"
Hahaha...Yes,and what better place to get nice friendly comments and some ego rubbing then a website named bastardly right?
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AlinaMaria should stay on her bed...she looks cute there.
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I've never seen an Asian person with brown gumbs in my life. You probably chew tobacco or something.
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Disheartening.
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must be a pre-op tranny cuz shes got balls to post her stuff on this site.
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LMAO
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thank you my dear.... i can only muster "1" good one a day and im happy to say i used it for this!!!
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Senator Kelley, I know Houston. Houston is a friend of mine, and you are no Houston. I call BULLSHIT on this one... unless you are from near west Houston where all the fuckin signs are in chinese? I got lost over there once and thought I was trapped in a bad Jack Nicholson movie. If this is the case, then she is one of the better lookin asian trannies from that part of town. Fortune cookie says no stars for you...year of the gummy dog.
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SuperDave, that's Bellaire area, the Chinese teahousese are great! But that's about it...... Kelley, I want to know which salon you work at in Houston so I never go there. Thanks!
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Kelley, Kelley, Kelley. *sigh* You should not have posted your pictures here.
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DAMN.... forgot to vote
1 star for you cuz you got guts!
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Houston does have the largest gay population in the US....Seriously.
Who would have thunk it?
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Ohh, and, CLEAN YOUR ROOM...
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I can't imagine this is real, though what's up with the posts from the "friend"? Any way, I'll just continue to assume it's fake, no one this homely can have such a high opinion of their looks, right?
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Thats what i thought! the 'friend' is probably the same trouble causer that shows up on every post.
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Thats what i thought! the 'friend' is probably the same trouble causer that shows up on every other post.
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1* star.
/is this tongues/gums week?
//tisk, tisk, tisk
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The 'friend' could be more accurately described as a loser.
Go and choke on some asparagus.
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BITCH!!! Me and Kelley are far from losers. We are making good money and will be opening up our own establishment for distinguished clientele real soon. Meaning you ghetto hoochies ain't welcome. Asshole By Nature you know you ain't shit compared to my girl Kelley why did to switch your profile pic with that fat mongoloid wannabe gangster. My girl Kelley is as real and as beautiful as they come, in fact she's even done a little bit of runway modeling on the side so get a life you insipid vipers.
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In today's world runway modeling means nothing. All of the fugs on America's Next Top Model get a stupid "trendy" haircut, some outlandish makeup, and suddenly they are hot? Sorry, smoke and mirrors, hun. I wouldn't GET PAID to have someone with hair like that touch my hair. Nice try!
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azns are so freakin weird, but i can't help but love them
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DISGUSTING!
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do do you have a first aid kit handy
do do you know how to fix a wound tell me
can you fix my F-A-C-E please
cuz its D-A-M-A-G-E-D
can you fix my F-A-C-E please
tell me are you up for the challenge
cuz my face is damaged (damaged) damaged (damaged)
i thought i should let you know
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ahahahahahahahahaa
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Are you from Houston? or, Ewwwwwston?
Ha ha!
(Seriously, you really should get that gum disease checked out. Fo realz.)
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You might possibly be less attractive than Sandra Oh..wow!
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Looks like Bia Ling spent a few early years @ Chernobyl
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Page 3 ... and you go blind!
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BAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!! HAHHAHAHHAAHAAHHHAAHAHA!!!
But in all seriousness you are ugly.
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Houston obviously didn't get the message from Paul Wall and Mike Jones bout hooking up the grillz. Bling that stuff up so people can't clown. You can't make fun of 10Gs smiling at you.
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pic 4 was almost decent,but then theres the great view up your nose....not hot
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HOLY SHUSHI!!!!! WTF.......I agree with all you Certified BASTARDS!!!!!!!
cheers......
HA HA H AH HA HA HH AHA HHA AH HA HA H AHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You see...this is what happens when you put people on a pedestal. I'm an asian guy and I don't like asian females because they think they're the s***--with all this "asian sensation" mess. I like black mixed chicks best because they're the nicest and most humble and look better than most asian girls....don't get me wrong latinas and whites are hot...they have just always had a superiority complex. Just because she's mail-order doesn't mean she's hot.
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wow, I try to be nicer to BLOTD's, but all I can say here is that pic 4 is the best of the worst, do not dye your hair blond ever again, please, really, don't.
I do appreciate that pic 2 has some whore trying to show us her camel toe with a "I'm getting slammed in my ass" look on her face
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??????????????????bastardly ???????cunt?????????????????????????????fucker
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??????????????????bastardly ???????cunt?????????????????????????????fucker
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sorry, no chinese on bastardly :(
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HOLY SHIT...you've redefined ugliness and set a new low for BLOTDs...jesus
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"B/C I'm the hottest hair-dresser and make-up artist in Houston"
And you still can't do anything to save your face!
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i still think this is a fake
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Why doesn't this hideous hag not have a bag?
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Yes...Bar has officially been lowered....No wait....Cathy and her friend Alice the Goon still occupy the bottom of the barrell:
Cathy and the Goon
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OMG!! I clicked on the link! So those are PEOPLE??!!
Kelley is definately hot compared to THOSE mofos..LMAO!!
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the little one is like a tightly wrapped christmas present...yeah the fake & bake and make-up are a bit too much but look at those legs
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omfg richard thats the funniest thing ive seen all day!
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Glad you liked it....Here is the catalyst behind my business:
Doesyourkidneedhisasskicked.com:
Needs Ass kicked
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LMAO!!! thats a scream... hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! (wipes tears)
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Yeah the kid with head band...You have to nip it in the bud before being a wigger is a way of life.
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Right. Drug-addled slacker, skate-boi or Goth is more desirable.
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Ewww. Her gums make mi sick! An then she only had like 4 pics. Lame. Watevers.
I'm sending in my pics nexts! Get ready babiess!
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Good lord. Those people are all kinds of scary. WTF with the tan? it looks like gravy stain!
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Yeah maybe they use diner chaffing dishes of gravy for tanning. Makes sense.....Either that or they are using mahogany wood stain.
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How did this chick think anything good was going to come of this?
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Well, it was either this or porn....I'd have suggested porn.
There is at least a market for this kind of stuff.
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i feel sly cause i really think thats someone else has sent her pics in.
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this has gotta be a fake, pic 3 looks like one of the 'infected' from I Am Legend
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Hey Kelley - I really hope this is a fake.
I live in Houston, and I've seen hotter people sitting in boxes under 290. You're one of the plainest chicks I've ever seen, no lie.
jamieson is spot on - you DO look like something out of I Am Legend, and I don't mean Will Smith or the dog!
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Somebody must really hate you to send these pictures.
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Like that BLOTD Lisbeth...it has got to be a fake.
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I'm going to Texas in two days, I'm glad its not Houston. This girl is worst I seen on this site. Damn no hit for Barry Bonds today.
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Do the drapes match the rug?
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In Pic #3, my best diagnosis is the patient only has bottom teeth and no upper teeth.
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Damn I hope this is fake: I only thought horses had mouths like that.
Hair, smile, and white makeup are all unflattering.
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The fake is strong with this one.
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I see what you did there.
+1
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HOLY MOLY, EASY WITH THE GUMS MA!
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Kelley, pay no attention to the majority of these idiots. Given the opportunity 99% of the guys and 50% of the girls would sleep with you and brag to their buddies how they bagged a hot Asian chick. You are exceptionally cute and you look like you know how to have a good time. And, posting on here takes courage, something many of these posters lack.
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