Bastardly Lady of the Day - Toni
Monday, June 9th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
I'm 18-year old Toni and I R BASTARDLY
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Jessica Simpson
Do you like your boobs?
No :'( I want minor implants...
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I would if he was hot!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No, but some have tried anyways :P
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Nope, I respect them all.
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm from NZ!!!!!! :)
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ill say one thing, you got guts!
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whats with this reply thing
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now i get it......duh
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i think you look nice 4 stars
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Your friend in Pic 6 is hotter than you. Never post pictures of girls hotter than you are in a BLOTD. Other than that you are very cute, and I see you enjoy sticking out your tongue and throwing the peace sign....
3/5
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Can you ask your friend from picture 6 to post as a BLOTD ???
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Why is your mouth always hanging open??
Are u catching flies or something???
Pic 5 is cute but other than that...meh.
You look like one crazy bitch...lol
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Oh and clean your room....lol
3 stars.
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Hahaha...I was just going to tell her the same thing!
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I like pic 5, it's pretty. You have great answers. You seem like you have a cool personality.
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Hmmm....nothing too special....
3/5
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ha ha!
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I like this one, but if could just be because she's from NZ. That makes her ok in my book...
She's cute too. Pretty in the black & white photo.
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you look fun + weird. lets hope in a good way
pic 1 sucks the rest are better
straight to the point answers is not a bad thing either,doesnt reveal much though. overall not bad.
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Working for schlumberger, where are you stationed? Enough with the peace signs already.
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By picture 3 I was starting to wonder if you had a jaw alignment problem....Thankfully not.
Well picture 5 may give you the Bollywood option...Otherwise you are the ordinary cute girl. 3 out 5 for me too.
Nothing extraordinary...Not bad though.
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you look pretty in pics five and 6. I love the NZ accent so points for that too!
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PS not implants....What you have is nice for your body.
Find a love for your body and than find a guy that shares that same feeling...Otherwise it will always be something you want to change.
Better to change the insecurity than what you proceive is the problem....Just some advice.
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whats with the tongue? You seem annoying. Pic 5 is my fav.
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meh, **
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not bad,cute...a solid 3/5. could be a 4 after a few beers. oh..and forget about the implants.
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You're a very pretty girl. So what. Do you really need this much attention? Don't you have anything better to do with your time? Get a job. Learn a craft. Stop worrying about whether or not people think you're hot or not, okay. You're hot. There. Move on.
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tongue and gang signs in almost every pic.
3.5 stars out of 5
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Those are peace signs, kind of the opposite of gang symbols.
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You're ugly and retarded.
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i dont know you but i already hate you...there is not one good, clear pic...whats up with you and licking everything or having your tongue hang out like a salivating dog in every pic? was that done to get our horndogs extra horny? whats with page 7? we cant even see your face there (not that we can see it in the other ones)...all i see is a girl that is about to pass out from laughter...page 5 is the only one i can see your face...your friend on page 6 is good looking, which makes you look less attractive...overall, 1*
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Geez, at least she doesn't dress like a cheap hooker like yourself. Where the fuck did you get those hideous shoes? I'm suprised they're not perspex.
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lmfao @ salivating dog comment
and yes, please dont get a boob job, u'll get fuller breasts w/ age, just look at adriana lima
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I think she's cute...
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Nothing really special here...Hate the self-portrait, why do wimmen think they look good in those photos? Makes you look like a dumbass.
Nice body, implants would fuck up an already tight package, forget having them. Agree with what someone already said, if you boyfriend don't like what you got, get another boyfriend.
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Not a show stopper by any means, but not a dog. You do seem to have been well endowed in the gene simmons department, and look where it got him, so...2**s
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OK, I'll try to be fair. In 5 and 6 you do look cute, though the friend in 6 is hotter. But you have annoying poses in most of the pics, so you end up looking retarded, and is that a dead animal skin rug on pic 2? Tacky and cruel.
Once you get implants there's really no going back, because your skin stretches. They don't all that long, and many women have discomfort from them. The only women who should get them are those with saggy breasts who need their boob skin lifted and filled out.
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McPerv....She may have hit the animal with her Prizm and made it a rug...Otherwise I have this earth conscious feeling about her....Like the fact she drives a Prizm....
I have no idea about any of this stuff about her....I'm just insane.
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d55, why do you stick your tits and ass out like that?? Damn tramp you are.
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She thinks she's cool like Hayden...By licking everything.
Someone please hit her over the head with the Stanley Cup...Pretty please with cherries on top.
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it looks like a different girl is in eac picture
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There are so many things wrong here....I don't have the time or energy right now.
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Oh, you're cute. Don't get implants.
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one of my favorite bastardly ladies of all time! she's very pretty and looks like she would be a whole lot of fun to hang out with! simple answers, no bullshit. 5 out of 5!!
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18? Really? For real? Do y'all count differently in New Zealand 'cause I would peg you for a 16 year old trying to meet college guys. I hope the crack Bastardly Research Staff has run your background check.
And what's with the peace signs; are you a Japanese cartoon character or something?
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I hate that you said "I R BASTARDLY" like one of those stupid LOLcats (AKA an obese hausfrau's idea of comedy).
That being said, you're not ugly, but flashing the peace sign and having your mouth open in every pic is really annoying.
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Some of the worst pictures I've seen here so far.
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Clean your room, get a bed frame.
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Oh, Eve, you go rot in hell, my dear.
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I will. Just because you told me to.
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Let's see what you look like, you fucking dumb ugly cunt.
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Toni, you're ugly. I wasn't going to say that, but you are. I'm deeply sorry.
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tongue and peace signs... ohhhhh sheee must be one crazy hip girl?!!?!
1/5
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Uncertified - Either Pam or some facimile there of....Get a life and stop picking on Eve.....Plus certify already.
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Fuck you. Why don't you certify your bung so it can get porked already, you fistfucking peanut butter and KY faggot.
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My, my...what a dirty mouth you have.
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All the better to eat you out with, my pretty.
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You totally got me. But thanks for the "pretty".
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well, that didn't take long, did it?
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Seem orally fixated *smiles*, persuade your friend on "page six", (haha a New York thing)to submit pictures.
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This site should limit comments to those made by certified, or certifiable, bastards.
Toni is cute and has a nice face. However, she gets only *** due to the boring answers.
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Ah, now we're getting to the crux of the matter.
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And now the LULZ begin.
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I think she's purty. i bet she's cool as hell. how could she not be with that bike in pic 3? the last time i saw a bike like that i was in kobeland. cpt. west up. my hypothesis on the whole tongue thing...maybe she's drizzunk or ex got the best of her. 4* if the bike is hers 5*
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Sir Percy... get me wet, dirrty boy, tear my pussy up
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Pam, you are fucking nasty...why dont you stick your tits and ass out...oh right, you dont have none, you bag of bones!
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You people need to learn a little about disinformation campaigns and PsyWar.
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You look cute. Nice eyes and great skin.
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I am not Pam. Also, you're not even wearing dresses there...
they're shirts, you Britney wannabe whore
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yeah, you're not Pam, and I am not d55
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I am not Manolo. If I was Manolo I would be posting as Manolo. But I am not him.
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Yes you are
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Nope, look at my ID
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It says Manolo. Certified.
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Damn It.
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LMAO!!!
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LMAO! too
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These pics are weak!
/1* star
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cute! such a nice tan too! NZ girls are cool, and you seem really fun and cute. i like the funny faces! 5/5! don't listen to the assholes who call you ugly cause you are def. prettier than them.
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i'm such a nice person. when i die and i am going to heaven. my job here on earth is to give people positive feedback. because it sucks to be mean! i'm not mean. i'm one of the nicest people ever!
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You're ugly, dirty, and possibly retarded. I hate you.
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hahaha jennyla, aw, possibly retarded. @73, you're funny :)
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I don't like this stupid reply option.
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I'm just not going to be bastardly on this one. She's having way too much fun in most of these pictures, and yes, she is cute. Well, except the tongue shots. Is this a metaphor? S'plain it for me.
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cute
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I would love to service all 3 holes on this slut.
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Desolate crack whore
Bony and weak
It is more drugs that she will seek
Her hair is brittle like dead yellow straw
Her eyes are like two hollowed out logs
Her bones creak when she walks
People cringe when she talks
Once upon a yesteryear
Our Dear Pammie was someone to cheer
But those days are out the door
Now Pammie is a skeletor
Actually, she is a fucking crack whore
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LOL @ BLOTD
How about more of that chick on page 6,eh? She looks like a little slice.
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Hey pam, someone wrote a poem about you!
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She's cute, I will not take off points for licking things,that's a plus. 4 stars,if you get fake funbags I'm taking 1 star away. Say no to silicone.(.)(.)
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Uh....Is there a picture of you without your tongue hanging out, ridiculous peace signs, or a stupid expression on your face? That's annoying. Really.
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I would do this chick up the poop chute even a couple days after a huge meal of corn on the cob. Thats how much I dig her.
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plz go fuck herself. this girl is beautiful, especially in pic 5.
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d55 said -
"there is not one good, clear pic."
Are you effing KIDDING me, d55? Is that why the picture of you is barely visible? You could be a giraffe from the photo you have up of yourself.
Hypocrisy is pathetic. If you're going to apply a standard to others, apply it to yourself.
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LOL...what a dumb ass...cellulite ass ridden Alex is back...I didn't even have to have one pic period...this chick is applying to be a blotd to be rated...what a dumb bitch you are...hit the gym, fatso instead of starting shit on here.
plus, why are you checking out my profile constantly?...and i have a close-up shot of my face in addition to the blurry one...how about you? No, I take that question back as i dont want to encourage any possible future crisis...I'd like to keep my retina intact, not burned.
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cellulite ridden ass*
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cute face, pretty legs.
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her "I R Bastardly" comment made me laugh but thats about it
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from the blatant oral references made in these pictures, it is apparent that you wanna suck some dick. hell, even the bike in pic 3 isn't safe. that isn't a bad thing though. maybe even worth an extra star.
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Looks slutty and braindead and in desperate need of giving oral.
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This one is ok. I've seen batter, but I've also seen worse.
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Doug, I'm sure you've seen batter, but my question is, did it just go in your eye, and did you get enough in your mouth to figure out what the dude had for lunch?
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& +, I can't think of anything worse than seeing another man's batter, yet you say you've seen just that very thing. What, pray tell, would that be? Did your mother queef into your morning bowl of shredded wheat?
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You can't think of anything worse than seeing another man's batter because you take it in the face repeatedly every Friday night when you give free blowjobs at the YMCA, Cookie. Aw, poor baby. Did daddy mess you up? Or was it your mum? That's right, you're not fooling anybody, you god damned misogynistic fucker. Now, get the hell out of here. Your shit is starting to stink.
Pam made the comments above towards Eve and d55 but the numbered comments are all ED YANG, the fucking weasel prick who needs to drink beach.
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That's right, Ed, drink bleach, bitch.
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Your tits are perfect, don't cripple yourself! No man likes fake rubber tits!
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She got sum bruises on those legs.....should we ask??
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In agreement with 101, another vote to keep your soft supple perkies.
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Pic 5 is the best, nice and simple....id hit it
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C'mon. It's not cool to post pics of retarded people. They can't help if if their mouths are open all the time: that's why they're "special."
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Seriously stop showing your tongue you are trying to look sexy but it doesn't work you look stupid you are average looking.
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quite cute....great eyebrows too!
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Pictures 3 + 4 are the only decent ones simply because your damn tongue is in your mouth. The last picture is just horrible and you look a little bit more than half retarded. Keep your mouth shut and you would be a great girl. I give 3 stars.
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5* for the lowrider bike.
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I'd give you 5 stars. I think you have a really baeutiful and not average-looking face
plus, your breasts really fit your skinny figure (that is, you don't look like a stick, it's plenty curvy for such a petite body;), please don't get implants :'(
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you have gorgeous eyes...i love them
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Close your mouth.
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Pics 1 and 5 are very cute, could do without the goofy facial gestures, but still one of the nicest looking chicks to be posted in awhile.
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is tht ur mom in pic can u ask her to post some pics of herself for BLOTD i
like my milfs
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*pic7
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Toni, you're cute but your friend in pic 6 is hotter than you, invite her to post her pictures here
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