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Must be her worst cover ever. Head looks way too big for her body and face looks surprisingly masculine. Should have kept this one filed away in the archives.
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Yes it looks like a giant head on a miniature body. Bizarre. Some weird photoshopping gone wrong.
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Lmao at the comments on the original post.
Cathy called Alba very ugly and overrated (yes i think she is) and she called Halle Berry and most hollywood stars ugly.
Oh and she was in the same night club as Halle Berry and ppl were surprised at how ugly she was and they were all hitting on Cathy.
Now as for Alba. way overrated, nothing special. body, face personality and acting are no no.
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I meant to say Alba is overrated and as much as I dislike her I don't think she's ugly. She's average looking. It's the eyes and the poofy upper lips that I can't stand.
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Flake, I feel sorry for you. get a life. seriously. u are nobody to think that your opinion actually matters and for the club story, its true. I have like 25 witnesses. beleive it or not, I could not care less nor does it change ANYTHING in my life. oh and I only told that story not because I am full of myself but because the guy brought it up. now buzz off
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Of course Cathy. Plz tell us your opinions plz. We would really like to know coz your opinion matters.
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flake, you are not the registered flake?
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I am but I forgot my password.
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Alba is overrated as hell. no question. Great body, but that's it.
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Yes YES YES
Now we just need her to get the Barbarella part, I'll play the part of Duran Duran
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she looks like a dude in the face here because of her jawline, which is so prominent whenever she loses weight...she is one of those unfortunate girls who lose weight in the face right away and look like a skeleton...she has looked much better
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loses*, looks*
lmao @ cathy's story
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Cathy says:
"I KNOW I am wayyyyyy hotter than Halle Berry since I was at the same club as her and guys were staring and hitting on me instead of her. People were shocked at how overrated she is. That includes Jessica Alba and cie too."
cathy's meeting with all these celebs at clubs never seem to end...let's say your story is true for a second...lol...ever thought that it is because she is a celeb and you're just a regular person? assuming your story is true for a second again (lol), who interprets that event the way you did? I mean, wtf?
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This must be the part where you are defending yourself and not randomly attacking people on this site, right? I thought so.
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sorry sugar...cathy is one of those people that attacked me...bitch has a history with me
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I think she's quite pretty and has a very nice body but that's certainly not the case with this picture. Photo editing is supposed to make a person look better but in this case it had the exact opposite effect.
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my god her hips are so narrow
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The hips look photoshopped. It would have been better if they had left them alone.
I hate photoshop. I think that just because they have a photoshop dept. for all of these mags/catalogs they automatically assume that ALL pics need it, when in reality, there are a lot that don't. Sure, sometimes it saves a picture but more often than not, it just ruins them and it also sets young girls up for body image issues.
I would rather see someone's flaws that a big fucking lie.
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Wow, i thought for sure everyone would say how much they love her. I just never got the big deal with her. She is very beautiful but I dunno, she is a little overrated I think, no?
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I think she looks pretty here, but I can't help but think what does that belly peircing look like now.
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I like her slim arms and her face. She has a beautiful face with nice lips, a straight nose and a good jaw line. Yes, her jaw line looks too prominent in this picture but atleast it's not double or anything, only thing I don't like is her lack of curves.
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She Not ugly, not overated name a person better looking than when she her prime
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This isn't the Jessica Alba from Sin City. Jessica is one of those fortunate women who looks amazing with some weight on her, and it goes to all the right places and stays off all the wrong ones. So why she would turn herself into a bobblehead is completely beyond me.
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The following pictures were taken around the time of Sin City:
http://img383.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalbaass34ee0.jpg
http://img383.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalbabikinihq007bv4.jpg
http://img329.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalbabikinihq041mu3.jpg
http://img53.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalbabikinihq046nr6.jpg
She was already thin back then, in fact she was already thin back when she starred in Dark Angel. Sin City created the illusion of a curvaceous woman but that's all there is to it, an illusion. She is curvy, relatively curvy, but not curvy in the way many latin women are.
In 2006, in an interview with FHM she said:
"I have curves, but I don't really like them. I wish I was skinnier and taller."
Just because other people appreciate her curves doesn't mean she does and since it's her body she's free to do whatever she wants with it.
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That first pic is like, DAMN!! Screw what she wants, those particular curves are hittin'!
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Yeah, I knew you guys would like it. :D
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