Michelle Trachtenberg @ World Ocean Day 2008
Friday, June 6th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Drag racing with the starsAudrina and Trachtenberg emerged from an SUV together, the former blinding us with her grill of teeth. Trachtenberg, meanwhile, was sporting four(ish)-inch peep toe heels. This girl is no wannabe race car driver, I thought. After some handlers hooked her up with some sneakers, she hopped into an orange Challenger with racing stripes and kicked some Snoop Dogg booty. She whooped Audrina too. So I take it back. Michelle Trachtenberg is a badass behind the wheel. (Michelle and Snoop said they'd guest blog about their experience. Alas, we wait.) EW.com
Normally one of my favorites, but her hair looks like she just got out of the pool, and her dress looks like a satin bedsheet from a chauvanist fratboys newly christened bachelor pad....It's not cool dude....It looks lie you skinned a mermaid and used it for bedclothes.
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Pge 3 and 5...somebody's trying to cover up that hickie..lol
This girl is just insanely cute.
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looks well
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is that a hickey?
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i dont like her
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bitchface
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It's probably a claw mark from the mermaid she killed making that dress.
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yeah the whole ensemble is all kinds of wrong.
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I totally missed the hoop earings....she must have got dolphins to lure the mermaid through the hoops and into her trap...Ok I know...Enough about the mermaid.....
*cries* Mermaids are people too....With fins....
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she cute but I find huge round eyes and lips like that unattractive
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Not her best offering.. try again
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Hey Richard...she's at an event for World Ocean Day....
maybe she's just going with the theme...lol.
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The theme is dead mermaid pelt? I kid....I'm just tired and a bit sleep starved...So what's not so funny is funny to me....Good point though.
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She is so cute but she shouldve got that dress a little tighter, its too loose.
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So hot. But she's probably gonna peak quickly considering how fair she is.
My head would be attached to her box on a permanent basis...
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im with comment #15 when he talks about her box.
girl is in my top 10. id do many naughty things to this girl, all of which would result in extended sessions where she experienced multiple orgasms.
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want to fuck that pasty taco
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doesn't look very good with the hair pulled back.
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Harriet the Spy needs a tan... bangable though.
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@t #3 and #4, - disagreed, your lame, fuck you!!!!
Shes hot, but losers an haters are fucking arupis crack whores!!!
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So f**king cute.
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