Heidi Montag (w/ Douchebag) - Bikini Pics in Mexico!

Heidi Montag sees marriage to Spencer Pratt in the future
Heidi Montag, 21, who was engaged to her Hills co-star Spencer Pratt for six months last year, tells Us Weekly she's finally ready to commit to her man. "I'm ready to marry Spencer," the heroine says. "He's my soul mate."

Well, it's more like she's pre-ready: "We were walking at sunset, and [Spencer] had a little picnic made for me, with chocolate-covered strawberries and Dom Perignon," the girlie-girl says. "It was pretty much a pre-proposal." Source

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oh my god, this girl looks like she has some serious attitude and needs to majorly get over herself, jesus christ

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 1:43am
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she has a REALLY long torso and short legs in comparison..

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 1:52am
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man i dunno what it is about his beard but it freaks me out.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 2:19am
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the guy is disgusting.
her body would be okay if she had a better boob job

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 2:36am
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agree.. her body is great, but i cant get over that boob job

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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This girl needs to marry Tom Cruise so they can retreat into total fantasy together.

As for the guy, he could donate himself to medical research so that one day a cure for the unsightly disease known as the albino beard can be found.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 2:42am
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my god..shes a dumb bitch for stillbeing with him...no self respectign woman would be with a guy like that..

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 2:45am
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his mustache IS disgusting. it's so light it looks white, making him look oddly like an old man in some of the pics!

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 2:52am
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this whore has a hot body except for the very obvious, nasty, rock hard fake tits but her face belongs to a horse...the guy's facial features are all pinched in...and lmao @ the caption on page 2

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 3:18am
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ugh...legs below the knee line look like possible cankles and are too thick

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 3:17am
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rofl
especially pic 5, right? wow. you must live with skeleton chicks, if _Heidi_ has too thick calves... LOL
but don't we all love your nasty comments ;)

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 8:50am
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I like thin women, not skeleton-like...i think her body looks very hot on page 5 but it was page 7 that made me realize the big calves...glad to see a fan enjoying my comments by the way haha

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 8:56am
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You are a jealous and insecure female dog.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 11:56am
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gee...u surely have a dirty mouth...i believe u went for the word "bitch"

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 9:25am
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oh man...i am loving this "edit" feature...i make the most typos on here...now, i can fix them!

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 3:19am
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I agree with d55

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 3:50am
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his beard should be illegal. Im talking about Heidi.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:19am
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SHE IS A BITCH WITH BIG TITS BOOBS AND HE IS A BITCH TOO BECAUSE HE IS A BITCH ALSO AND I KNOW THAT MARISA MILLER HAS A BETTER BODY LOL

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:29am
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I think they're a really cute couple. Pic 3 I like.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:32am
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Hahaha good one, AlinaMaria! Honestly though, why is his beard white??? Bitch needs a shave! That shit would annoy me if i was Heidi. I hate beards on men.So scratchy and gross.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:33am
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Btw, all these negative comments in general are depressing me and all the lame internet fighting needs to be stopped Moe and Jackson, or people are going to stop coming to your site.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:45am
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my biggest fear is the patchy ones thats are like multicoloured and look weird. My boyf has a beard though. Well he shaves but it grows back in an hour, quite creepy really.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:45am
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didnt you make a horrible comment about someones sick wife last night jennyla? it cant be depressing you that much.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:47am
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I was balancing out the good comments with my negative ones...... I was needed. How am I supposed to know the wife is sick? I was just talking out of my ass. I don't take this shit seriously so fuck off.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:52am
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My point IS.. it's all yak yak yak........ I can't even think straight. My morning is ruined and I love mronings.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:55am
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riiiight. even if you didnt know his wife was sick you didnt have to mention her. Im not getting on your case but dont pretend to be angelic and affected by the fighting when you join in like everyone else does, and i include myself in that.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:56am
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Nice ass! I'm talking about Heidi's of course.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 8:23am
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^^Riiight. You keep telling yourself that;)

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 8:28am
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She has one of the hottest thin bodies around, thin but still curvy and with an ass.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 8:29am
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she does have a good body. I thought she was really pretty when the hills started but i think she ruined her face with the surgery. Her nose was really nice before and her collagen looks gross. I wish shed left herself alone. Shes my favourite on the hills though.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 8:38am
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I'd anal bang her,no doubt.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 8:49am
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You know the more we talk about these no-talent psuedo celebs the more we feed their ego to continue doing what their doing - talking about nothing and taking pictures. I am not sure who is laughing at whom - we might be but I got to believe these two and others like them just yuk it up lauging at us or the general public for giving them a forum and a spotlight. This is really a bad joke! I personally can't wait for the day that these two have to get real jobs pay a monthly mortgage and consider drinking Dom on the beach an unthinkable extravagence - okay maybe that won't happen given the silver spoon that come from but at a minimum can we simply stop covering them and maybe just maybe they will go away...

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 10:16am
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that body needs attending too. not by that fat headed douche either, but by the tricky hands of Loki... i'd hit... (for hours)

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 11:22am
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They both look very fake. Plastic boobs don't help her either. However, the body doesn't look bad at all. Actually I would hit it with no hesitation.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 11:55am
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AlinaMaria...Thanks.... :O)
Jennyla...I know you didn't know....So I won't hold it against you.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 11:56am
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She bes fine if you no think so u's the gayest.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:02pm
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Talk about ugly on the inside...This chick personifies it.
You can just see through her eyes that she is a total and utter back stabbing bitch....Not that her friends are any better.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:04pm
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Damn! Girl got a big set of hands! (pic #6)

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:07pm
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Stop putting pictures of these people on your site, period.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 1:41pm
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What a waste of space, oxygen and DNA these two are.

Friday, June 6th, 2008 @ 12:16pm
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Such an ugly attention seeker.

Saturday, June 7th, 2008 @ 6:26am
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I really love these uuh.."candids". They look so real and definately not staged.

Saturday, June 7th, 2008 @ 3:30pm
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