Caption This, Bitches! (Miley Cyrus Buys A Parrot Edition)
Posted on Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 @ 2:59pm by Moelicious
Paparazzi post $150k bounty for Miley Cyrus kissRIVAL paparazzi in the US have posted a $150k bounty on the head of teen star Miley Cyrus for the first picture of her kissing.
Cyrus’ popularity has sky rocketed and so has the demand for her photos since her recent controversial photo shoot for Vanity Fair.
Cele site X17 says the Vanity Fair shoot has started a bidding war for her first kiss photo.
Agencies report it to be worth somewhere in between $30,000 (for a non-celebrity) and $150,000 (for like a Jonas Brother).
“She’s started to sell more. Now the pictures are going for a higher price. It used to be $300 for a shot, and now it’s $2,000 for a picture," says a paparazzo. [News.Au]
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Just show us Chicka, You are half way to total skankhood.
"Miley, Only three blow jobs a day, Squak"
Dear Miley
You aren't Japanese, OR even asian, stop throwing that peace sign up
love,
Concubine
Why does she need to be japeneese or asian to give a piece sign?
Dear Concubine
You aren't funny, OR even clever, stop throwing up on the message board
fuck off,
wanker
pic 1
"damn... still not big enough to create their own cash flow yet..."
pic 2
"miley your playhouse and toys are ready."
pic 3
"peace to the bastardly pedo community."
I guess she is the next female star to act skanky and develop a drug habit..
Maybe she's just saying she has to go #2?
Just imagine....And all this time....She was just trying to take a dump.
Pic 4.2 of Miley scratching her cooch should bring in a nice jackpot.
The parrot will eventually learn and imitate all her sex noises and will be ultimately become an annoyance as it will utter these heated moans during dinner parties or mud slings. PapaBillyRayBob get fed up and the mistake by sending it to a shelter where some lucky Bastard will adopt it and sell it on Ebay.
Well! Time to bust out that ol' Nikon and get to work...
pic #1
DAMN, that stuff is sticky
Two words...
WHITE TRASH
Oh the things I\'d do to her.........
I would take her to my room and gently undress her. Then I would suck on her little titties until her nipples are rock hard and move my hand down to play with her pussy. I would rub her little clit until it swells up and until her pussy gets dripping wet. Then I would get on top of her and quickly ram my big cock into her virgin pussy and pop her cherry. I would keep going rough and hard while she is crying in pain and pleasure. Then I move up on top of her and attempt to titty fuck her beautiful itty bitties. I then would force my cock down her throat and have her squeeze my nutsack simulatenously. And then the big explosion cums and she will swallow all of my load and tell me she loves it and wants more. Finally, I would get down in between her legs and lick all the blood from her tasty twat and make her cum with my tongue over and over again until she can not take it any more.
13# needs a date.
A parrot? Da fuck...
I sure hope #13. William is under 18 years old. if not, thats fucking creepy man
#14
couldn't possibly need one anymore at this point...
#3, Gah, no kidding. The peace sign is only acceptable from Japanese girls (cute Japanese girls), and people who were old enough to protest the Vietnam war - NOT from inbred redneck white girls.
"Who's a slutty girl?" "Who's a slutty girl?" "Who's a slutty girl?" Arrrkk!
Well #13 thought it was a pubic hair until he pee'd out of it...Sorry...Thought I would go with juvenile come back..Since
he obviously knows nothing about women or girls for that matter.
she could have rescued a bird
and damn, bitch be ugly
noooooooo i love miley. all you haters suck! she is adorable as long as she doesn't have a lot of makeup on. cute cute cute
Hahhaa @ #13
I would jump on the make-fun-of-#13-william bandwagon but I won't simply because we are all attracted to different types of women. If 15 year olds are his type, let him fantasize. Though I really would prefer if he would fantasize in private because I don't care what he wants to do to Miley.
Now I know Miley is only 15, but I won't start calling him a pedophile because that would make me a hypocrite and I honestly don't believe he is a pedophile. I don't find Miley attractive but I met my wife when she was 15 years old and married her when she was 16.
she is hott!!
She better control her calorie intake, looks like she'll be a cow @ 18 years.
Tight pussy.
note to bastard
you know what sucks more than miley haters...? people that come into a caption this thread and don't even attempt a caption. this is "caption this" you're surposed to, erm... caption this. so stop talking shit and attempt humour. "she's hot" or "how i met my wife" ain't making the cut... fix up!
^^note to bastards*
she looks like an idiot in these pics but id still fu- i mean hang out with her :)
Shes going out with a 22 year old!
Miley Cyrus, giving head to guys since 2005
lol, no.2 is the best, sounds like the miley we know, the girl swallows more cum than a pornstar, such a slut.... got to luv her.
i guess i've fallen behind with my celebrity gossip. what is with the ring? promise ring already?
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