Jaden Smith vs Maddox Jolie-Pitt - Future Pimp Matchup
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinI'm with maddox on this one---only because he has a crazy rags to riches pimpdaddy story...
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Jaden Smith is such a cute little boy!!! He's going to grow up to be a very levelheaded and responsible man. Like his father.
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Jaden!!! he already looks like a lady's man.
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it's a tie.
both of their dads are douche bags.
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and will smith is a cool dude...his wife is very cool and down to earth, too...and we have brad pitt...he didnt give a fuck about anybody but himself until he got with jolie...now, all the sudden, he wanna help save the world, too...get the hell outta my face
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The question was bigger pimp right? I don't think Jaden is going to be winning them over once he pulls out the L Ron Hubbard Scientology books and PK scanner.
Maddox is raising himself. He will have more game. Jaden may end up the nice guy with the nice girlfriend but Maddox will be the first one caught in the 2nd grade closet humping some girls leg.
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What d55 said.
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Jaden is so cute! He is really gonna break some hearts when he grows up. Maddox is cute also, but his father is the original selfish pretty boy asshole. Will Smith is the coolest guy ever invented. Gah,i want to marry him soooo bad!
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what u mean he is gonna break some hearts when he grow up and he is a cutie
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I agree with D55.
Maddox doesnt stand a chance in this matchup.
Jaden is even decked out in his pimp suit. Fuck Brad. He is such a pretentious asshole.
Whoever heard of an Asian pimp anyways?
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Jaden is who i want my son to look like. Any of you bastardly ladies wanna help me? lol
Maddox i would adopt though.
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Wtf is wrong with you, J-Fag?
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Is this an adverstistment for Benetton fashsion?
/got nothing
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Ahh, Rasheed. Still gay?
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Asian half breeds make lousy pimps. My vote goes to the scientology spawn
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Will Smith's kid looks like a cool kid Maddox looks like a future asshole.
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maddox is a wannabe badass. Jaden has the look all ready. My money is on little smith. Plus he gets bonus points for having the better dad.
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bad child customization in practice...
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My vote is for Maddox. You know Jaden is going to turn out nutso with all that Scientology sh** around him.
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I have my money on Jaden. He's a super cutie!!!
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Jaden looks like that other rappers son...Little Romeo
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Maddox could kick Jaden's ass.
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no he cant
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Jaden hands down. He's going to be such a handsome man growing up.
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Jaden. Every one loves Will Smith, Brad is still holding crap from the Chinnifer Maniston affair.
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Maddox will probably grow up to be the cooler dude.
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Maddox looks like he's gonna bite your head off. Jaden gets my vote.
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this is the cutest post ever. i love them both
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No ones gonna wanna Fuck the smith kid after he goes all L. Ron psycho on them. Maddox all the way. Little mans got it goin on
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jaden is going to be smooth regardless, his dads will smith. but maddox is going to be more able to think on his feet, so whereas jaden's got game, his lines and plays, maddox has got a little thing called huts-pa, gumpsion, the wile and mysterious eye.
maddox "my mama is angelina" jolie-pit. nuf said.
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