Holly Madison @ Spike TV's 2nd Annual "Guys Choice" Awards
Monday, June 2nd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Holly Madison's marriage meltdown"We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago," she said at last week's "Playmate of the Year" luncheon in Los Angeles. "It's like a car stalled at the side of the road."
She looked away as he added, "I love Holly very much and I think we're going to be together the rest of my life. But marriage isn't part of my puzzle." Source
i would SO do her........ twice
Reply to this Comment
I'm not a fan of any of his girlfriends, but I think Holly is the hottest one of the three.
Reply to this Comment
Her hair looks like a wig someone left at one of Hef's pool parties in the 60's.
Reply to this Comment
Kendra is the hottest of the three. Her face is mehh but her body is banging. She has fake tits which I don't really dig but the rest of her body is so toned and shapely, its insane. And she seems like a cool girl too.
Reply to this Comment
Holy crap! LMAO! That caption on the first pic is so damn true and hilarious :D I wouldnt want to be in Hef's shoes, he's surrounded by 'plastic' whores that are after his money...sex put aside, he has to be the most miserable man in the world.
Reply to this Comment
who cares? btw, has anyone on here ever seen pics of her pre-nose job, boob job, etc? She was one homely girl--I have no idea how she got someone to pay for the surgery!
Reply to this Comment
he added, "I love Holly very much and I think we're going to be together the rest of my life."...the rest of your life, which is very short...and she loves your money very much
Reply to this Comment
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007226.html aha!
Reply to this Comment
her nose is still busted...when i first saw her, the first thing i said was, "damn, that is one bad nose jor right there."...same thing with jlo, too
Reply to this Comment
job*
Reply to this Comment
go Heff !!!
Reply to this Comment
she's the #1 BLOD, yes she will sleep with an old grandfather for 3 mil. she does it everyday
Reply to this Comment
she's a gwen stefanin wannabe
Reply to this Comment
Of course he won't marry her: he'd have to divorce the woman that gave birth to his twins a few years back. She'll get half.
Reply to this Comment
haha sucker. should have dated erkel.
Reply to this Comment
Heff knows what this chick is up too,he'll probaby hit her off with a few bucks but there is no way in hell he's marrying this girl.
Reply to this Comment
i'd do her more than twice
Reply to this Comment
Hi webmaster!
Reply to this Comment
Hugh Hefner must been a real hero in a past life to deserve the life that he has. I'll bet he once gave his life to save a busload of orphans from vampire hippos or something.
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!