Marisa Miller @ Spike TV's 2nd Annual "Guys Choice" Awards
Sunday, June 1st, 2008 in the weewizzle hours
Even though that dude got a mom-kiss on the forehead, it's still 3000x better than what all of us have gotten from Marisa Miller. Bastard.Here's the list of winners...












FIRST!!!!! Mclovin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is the best I've EVER seen her look.
The hair the face, the body...it all works...
So hot!!!
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oh my god...hot
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She sort of reminds me of this hooker I know from Vegas.
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Owww! Looking mighty fine! Looks kinda like Heidi Klum on page 1, though
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Lately, she's been looking much younger. Body is rockin'. I bet she smells good too.
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OMG. I need that dress.
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wow, now i like her, i know i am fan ofchicago cubs for MLB incorporated, damn shes hot and still! that body rocking!
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She is so fucking hot!!!
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she has an amaaazing body, but her hair extensions or real hair are way too long for her age, she needs a shorter cut. plus too much pancake makeup, she has cute little freckles under that! hot shoes too.
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she looks old.
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I need that dress too!!!! I think it belongs on a fierce brunette :D Marissa has the body for it, definitely, but a busted face...
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She's got the body of a gaaaaaaddess...
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always said her and karolina kurkova are the hottest women in the world. marisa looks AWESOME in these. my God, she is perfect.
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She is hot, but her head shape is...odd to say the least.
MORE NOEMIE!!!
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Nice bod, buttaface
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the body is the best, my fave of all vs models, the face not my cup of tea, the dress very good choice, lovely hair
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GOD BLESS AMERICA !! All of a sudden I feel very patriotic. This girl is 10x hotter than any of the british whores on this site and in the same league as lima and the best brazil or eastern europe have to offer.
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damn...look at that butt especially on page 2 and 13 with her tiny waist...she has the most perfect body ever
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Jessica Simpson, is that you? Not hot.
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I must go fuck my hand. damn you marisa miller!
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She's definitely done something to her face, probably botox. Her face has improved to average.
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too much hotness
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HOLY SHIT MCLOVIN!!!
nothing else matters on this post
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Straight hair does NOT look good on her....just sayin...
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best I ever seen her, even face looks better, love the dress, she's got a perfect body
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damn damn damn... she has one hot milf look..fine rack too..
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perfect body shape...puts Kelly (flat wideassed) Brooke to SHAME.
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Hey Johnny Mak, don't you always say that MM has no ass??? look again dude.
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those boobs are 100% god given...no woman on the planet has those boobs attached to THAT body.
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That is a perfect dress.
If I had an arse like that I would rule the world.
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a tiny waist with a big round bum is instant hardon..esp with boobs that balance it all out...GOD, thank you for this body.
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This body is shear perfection.
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"Hey Johnny Mak, don't you always say that MM has no ass??? look again dude."
No, you look again. Funny how people get easily fooled with a little smoke and mirrors and a near anorexic model arching her back to get her ass up.
Then again, you also have to have a delusional mind of what a good ass is. Good ass to fashion freaks and white boys = little to no ass.
That's like looking at a plate that supposedly has a steak only to find just the bone and then some idiot in the back yells, "Best stake ever!"
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Meh. Her eyes are looking in two different directions and women under 30 shouldn't look over 40.
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I bet she tastes good too. Her tits are fucking amazing. I wanna fuck her so fucking bad.
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JonnyMak's bitching like a raging fat bitch again...he called Buffy's disgusting, gigantic shit bag of an ass "a beauty" so of course, Marissa's ass doesn't count as an ass to him...unless he can sit on that ass like it's an armchair, it ain't an ass.
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http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2167/pap009e330853292741133587698pr.j...
disgusting and inhumanly...fuck...so before you call people names, you need to realize it's you that is in the minority with your nasty ass taste.
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Just keep it simple....
This is America's Best, by FAR !!!!
And thats the bottom line.......
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Everybody is entitled to an opinion...JohnnyMak has every right to think Marisa Miller is not hot ad find whoever he wants sexy, and people who like Miller, Lima, Ambrosio and other Victoria's Secret's models have the right to find them hot as well...
JohnnyMak should state his opinion without calling everyone who disagrees with him "faggots" and people who don't agree with him should stop trying to change his mind about what is the perfect example of beauty.
Personal taste is very very relative. To each his own.
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*and find whoever...
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d55 is such a funny little thing. She posts a picture of Buffy the Body's ass like I will be ashamed. Then she calls me "fag" at the same time in another post. How can I be gay and at the same time dig Buffy's ass?
And no, girls don't need to have an ass like Buffy for me to appreciate. I find girls like Elsa Pataky, Kelly Brook, that Veronica Mars chick, Rachel Nicholas, Sophia Bush, Hayden Paniterre, Meagan Good, and many other celebrity chicks incredibly attractive.
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Wow, I have to admit she looks friggin' awesome here.
Great dress!!!!!!!!!!
If only she were 3 inches taller and didn't have such sun-damaged, leathery skin, she would be so much better.
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NICE!!! boobage!!!
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#38 hehe yea, that's just not good, but a lot of guys seem to dig that shit . I'm not a sucker for huge boobs and butts myself.
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Johnny Mak is a big fat black man right? They love really FAT black chicks...that's OK, less competition for the hot women.
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$10 Stripperface.
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46. brent (Uncertified Bastard) says:
They love really FAT black chicks...
Thank God for OJ.
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eve,
what are you new around here? I am aware he is entitled to his own opinion but he is the one that attacks people on almost every post, calling girls aneroxics, men who find thin women fags...since he is not capable of respecting other peoples' taste and not aware of the fact that people do have different taste, giving him his own medicine might allow him to see things from a different persoective.
Having said that, JonnyMak, you are still a fag.
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I don't know, but JohnnyMak sounds like that annoying fat chick you know in high school who won't stop bitching.
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42,
"How can I be gay and at the same time dig Buffy's ass?"
how can those other men that you call gay be be gay and at the same time dig women?
BAM! you big hypocrite!
yeah, I am a little funny thing alright...it's you that is being funny with your stupidity and close-mindedness.
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not my cup of tea but still a very attractive cup of tea
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Marissa Miller has a hottttt body. perfect.
# 45, who is that girl in the photo?? marissa has a better body. the girl in the photo doesnt have hips. the way shes popping her butt out and the way the lighting is makes her look like she has a smaller waist and hips but its all an illusion
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Above average soccer mom. meh
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@ 50. And I said that: 'JohnnyMak should state his opinion without calling everyone who disagrees with him "faggots"'...
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That ass is looking mighty fine. Face isn't perfect, but it's still good. Body is absolutely bangin! She seems like a cool girl. I'd certainly pound her pussy and ass very, very hard!
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Whoa nice body
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I am jelous of those breasts to say the least.
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#54 Kenny Lingis
I wasn't talking about Marisa or comparing anyone to Marisa. I was responding to #38. I don't care about Marisa. Marisa has a great body, one of the best in VS, but her shitty face negates the whole thing for me.
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Hal (if I may call you that) If you buy that dress, I will pick you up for our date. I call it a date but that actually means fuck session. I should let you know that I only dine at Arby\'s and watch porn movies in dark, seedy theaters. I will grab your ass numerous times until we get to the movie, then I will suck on your cotton candy twin peaks and finger your hot little box. You don\'t mind popcorn butter on my fingers, do you? No, I didn\'t think so. After that, we can go back to my crappy apartment and fuck like porn stars on speed. I don\'t care about the dress. You might as well wear a fucking potato sack because that shit is going to get ripped off anyway. I want to stick it in every orifice you have. I want to make you scream like the day you were born. My landlord will probably evict me when she hears the screaming. Bitch found out about my secret taxidermy practice on the roof of the building yesterday but who gives a shit about that. Who gives a shit about any of you. Fuck off and let me masturbate now.
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Marissa Miller is uber hotness. I really can care less about some off the wall critics - to each their own. Lets just say the majority of men would pounce on this bitch like white-on-rice. I would ride her like a rented mule. Damn I think my keyboard got sticky!
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Eve hates d55s skanky ass! Hahaha so fucking funny. d55, your one only ally here can not stand you. Just look at all the messages she wrote in your guestbook lately. Take a hint d55, because youre making yourself look like a desperate dick. NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!LMAO
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i think that, apart from the false knockers, shes got a good body. But her face is busted. She looks much older than 29.
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63,
why are you using flake's nick? what a dumb ass haha
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63,
i like how you're trying to "destroy" my internet relationships LOL...now, using the nicks of people that i am cool with to make me feel like shit or something? here is a question: why do you think your post would make me feel like shit? wow, you have no life, do you? you're either bunny (90% probability that you're bunny), brazilian or the infamous omega...god, you're truly pathetic...first you attack my looks (mind you there is not a single pic of you LOL), thinking you were going to get to me and then you were trying to turn eve against me with that little brain of yours LMAO and now this? i could be bad with every single person on here but still survive because i have a real life beyond the internet unlike you...you do know that, right? cuz i dont think you fucking do...you fucking stalking psycho bitch
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i bet you are not having any friends in real life. you probably are some loser who is virgin because no guy ever would like to be with you and you already are 25 years old lololol. you are ugly and you are thinking too much highly of yourself. adriana lima looks 1000 times better than you but that is not really say to much because she looks like a retarded chipunk. nobody on this site even likes you. they know you are a psychotic bitch and do not want to become to your bad side because then you never will leave them a lone. you will be obsess with them and harass them all the time. go in your ugly house and sit in a corner and cry because you are a nobody. every body hates you. get some emotional treatments and go find a life.
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^ LOL!!!!! this is hilarious...good job at making your jealousy so much more obvious...you surely proved yourself to be one jealous, psychotic, stalking bitch again...thanks for making me the center of your life...now, I will go to my pool and enjoy life, wondering how many more bitches my existence and beauty is bothering as you sit on here, coming up with more creative nicknames and pretending to be others, writing more wall messages...oh by the way, my mom is saying hi and says you must look like a dog to be this jealous of someone and also barking like one nonstop...she also says you should be mad at your parents for having the ugly genes instead of taking it out on beautiful girls...LOL
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oh, learn to spell, too LOL
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"go in your ugly house"
who brings up someone's house out of nowhere? LOL i see you saw one of my houses when i posted a link to it to shut another bitch up the other day...LOL...that house is gorgeous...so clearly you're using the word ugly to describe everything that is beautiful and everything you're jealous of...you fucking unbelievably crazy bitch
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and i am not 25...god, everything you say is off...i am out...stalk me on some other post, you misreable little girl
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Hating on beautiful girls? SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now I see that you are thinking so highly of yourself. you are not beautiful, not even close. where are you getting that idea of your looks?
I will not be jealous of a 25 year old girl who never has a boyfriend and has no real friends and is immature to waste her time making fights with people on the internet who are not in agreement with her. you are start all these problems. I will not make insults for no reasons, but you start to harass people if they make a comment you do not agree with about celebrities.
I think you need to go find a life and to start and act more your age.
Your house by the way is ugly and cheap looking. the furniture is tacky so how you dare tell somebody of how they look or dress when you have terrible style yourself.
Who cares what your whore mother is saying? Of course she will agree with her stupid daughter because you are her daughter. By the way, you are having a face only a mother could love!!!!!!!!!! So f*ck your mother and you.
Obviously you did not read even my last comment because you're response is just nonsense. You know I am right and all you could come back with is "you are jealous blah blah blah". Bitch, I win!!
And I maybe make some errors from time to time spelling but English is my third language you stupid whore!!!!!!!!!!!! how many languages you speak? and I made no real mistakes in my last comment. it is YOU who can not read and maybe need to go back to elementary school and relearn grammar, spelling, and reading skills!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@61, what is with all the creeps on this site, i feel bad for all the guys on here that are always like 'i wanna fuck her so bad', it makes me feel sorry that their real life is so void of female interaction that you have to proclaim your need to fuck a chick that you don't even know. i understanding making fun of celebs or commenting on their beauty, but jeeze, some people go a little overboard and become so effing creepy.
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@72, pathetic, bringing up people's relatives/mothers is not very nice, it seems you are the one who needs to get a life
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You are 24 not 25, such a big deal..not!!!!!!!!!! you were born in 1983 so that means you will turn 25 some time this year so really you are closer to 25 then 24 you stupid bitch!!!!! you even are in denial to you're own age. this means that deep down you are knowing that what i were saying is true and you know you are loser who must grow up. pathetic!!!!!
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Im a abs man myself. But is it me or did her boobs get larger??
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somebody brown bag it! Pleaseee!
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#63 stop using my name shit face.
This woman haas a nice body but an average face. I would like her body a lot more if her breasts were a size smaller. Can't believe she's 5'8. She looks a lot taller even without the heels.
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Her measurements are the same as Lara Croft. 34d-23-35. Imo 5'9" tall with measurments of 34C-23-35 is perfect.
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No, THIS IS THE REAL ME!!! And I'm startin to think that d55 will NEVER leave this place. This is her home, so to speak. Kinda sad, because everyone here hates her.
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The guy that got the kiss is Christopher Mintz-Plasse from the movie Superbad. Here's a very funny vid where he's talking about his cocaine addiction...Enjoy!
www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=11991&genre=0&page=1
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Suddenly, I feel like I am in high school again...Goodness, this is freaking ridiculous, can't we agree that we are all attracted to different body types? When someone disagrees with you, deal with it and stop pouting like a whiny bitch already, I mean, it's not like you are going to actually change their minds. At 19, I must be the oldest person here.
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her face looks hot sometimes, but her body always looks great
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#66.
Again, why are you bringing me into your fight, hun?
I really dont think you are that important and if I have to tell something to you it will be ALWAYS as brazilian.(and ALWAYS after you bring my name up)
I am not certified? No, I am not and you should stop using this as an excuse.
There are MANY people around here that is aware of your gratuitous attacks.
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Forget Heidi and Elle's trademark fight, this girl is "The Body", WOW, from the neck down of course.
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I'm slowly liking her...must be those legs...face is still hit or miss
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that is the best looking piece of ass I think I have ever seen clothed - amazing
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"d(og)55......" types familiar, as if I know of a member who types and argues just like her. hmmm...
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Well she is coming to Montreal this week end for the F1 grand prix to club Tribe and I will be there...but already saw her in another club here in montreal and she was tellng some girls that her tits are fake oh and as far as the ass goes, non existant, trust me, I have seen her up close and personel...either she is arching her back and the angle makes it look like she has something or she is wearing one of those padded underwears cos she is flat from the back.
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72,
no no you got it all wrong...it's me fucking your mother in her every hole for having given birth to a psyco cunt like you...i am sure she'd be so proud of you seeing you this way...or she is as ugly as you and also does the same things with beautiful women on sites like this? after all, ugly does run in the family :)
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^^ Comes out of the closet and admits she has a cock.
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yeah, says the biggest homo on this site...you lil wannabe thug lol
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Try somethin' new, lame ass. Your act has gotten stale and predictable.
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stale? isnt that a new big for someone like you? i will try something new once you stop being the same loser
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LOL You're incapable and more contagious than I thought. So, I'll now follow the advice on my profile and ignore your simpleton ass. Happy babbling!
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ok, i have to admit that you're beginning to impress me with words such as "contagious" and "incapable"...but as far as the word "simpleton" is concerned, now, you looked that one up; don't lie...if you hadnt opened that trap of yours to begin with, you wouldnt have had to ignore me now...so what you're doing right now is pretty much rectifing the situation that you have created...what a dumb ass lol
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