It's alive.

Meh...

I like her....The nose ring doesn't do you any favors, but otherwise you have a real red head vibe....And I have a weakness for red heads and freckles.

First picture was scary though...I was anticipating a complete nightmare.

I like that you look quirky and unique, but you are not pretty at all, well not conventionally anyway, and your nose is huge. Sorry if that sounds harsh. You need to brace yourself for some very harsh comments.

The only thing worse than the pictures are your answers to the questions

I like her

Is your name ACTUALLY Cordelia?

If it is, you take Hallery's crown for best BLOTD name (sorry Halls).

Cute in girl next door sort of way. Better than all these Brazilian hookers that have been on here lately.

Cordelia, listen to me: a lot of losers are going to post nasty comments about you, but don't pay any attention to them. Only pay attention to the compliments. You have a super sexy smoking hot body, and a very pretty face, in an unconventional way. Plus you have a very cool name. But your body looks great. You look like the type of girl that guys in bands like.

buttaface, natalie portman my ass! good luck with reading all of the horrendous comments that are about to come.

I threw up in my mouth a little.

Busted fugly face, but the body looks ok. I would do her doggy style so I wouldn't have to see the face.

Cool eyes and nice belly.

Pics 1 and 8 should be deleted forever and you should have used pic 5 for the opening pic...it would have set a better tone.

Overall not bad and I love the "Miller High Life" tee.

I like your "Into the Wild" poster in pic 5 - You look like a real chill girl.

Well you did answer one question that has been baking in my head -

What if Kathy Griffin & Alanis Morissette had a love child...Ironic Don't You Think? pic #8

Cute. Some pics not as flattering as others, but DIY pics are usually craptastic. if it matters, 3.5/5 stars.

Kinda looks like Sara Jessica Parker on pic 4, which sucks.

I like the nose...

Body - 9
Face - 4
Overall - 5/10

i agree however, better than all the brazilians (you seen one, you seen 'em all)

*YAWNING*...next

Taking slutty pictures doesn't make you pretty or even hot. Just a piece of advice for you.

you also look very trailer trash, according the background of the pics and your wardrobe, especially that stripperific metallic purple triangle top. and that beer shirt. trashhh. plus belly button rings are overrated and stupid looking.

I like the little monkey hanging from the shelf in pic #3.

Emily former BLOTD

No offense but that's a little harsh, don't you think? I love Brazilian, lived amongst them when I hit puberty and it was Heaven, basically. True the more recent Brazilian BLOTD have been subpar, but you can't paint all Brazilian women with their worn out brush. It's not their fault they weren't as blessed in the looks department as you. That's their parents fault. Anyway, I love Brazilian women, so I'm biased.

Kind of a ugo, but I like the skanky bikini pics. Is piture 6 a different girl?

Upon closer inspection, you look like my cousin Aimee.

u look older than 18, uhhhh, what can I say, nice eyes

Cordelia - Words of advice....grow your bangs out!

oh and I really like pic #6, body's good too

EH......Your cute.

Ok, but definately nothin' special about her. Better than some... but just not exciting me.

And thats the bottom line.....

Does Aimee have a number?
I kid.

No no no. You look like a young Sarah Jessica Parker. And thats not a good thing.

not feelin the face at all but i love dem little boobies

***

Lose the nose thing. It attracts attention where you don't want it. Also keep your face out of wide angle lenses. Really.

A couple years of serious workout and you could rock the bod.

Now thats some scary shit

Why Moe? Why?

3***'S

/it's friday

what kind of world are we living in, where a girl this fucking ugly could ever think she was hot? and she doesn't just find herself attractive, she thinks she is soo good looking she puts all her pictures on a website like this to be judged (she probably expected different reactions than she got). how are we raising our children to be this fucking confident in themselves? this girl is ugly and she thinks she's the hottest thing on two legs! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR YOUTH??!??!

No sure no comment, but rose tinted glasses are all the rage in Brazil lately.

The first pic is the stuff of nightmares. The rest aren't terrible, but in pic 5, her arms look too small for her body -- like a Tyrannosaurus or something.

Busted face, like it was hit with a frying pan a few times too many. She gives me gas.

lol at the above comment she well at least it isnt another brazilian picture.She looks terrible though

Your really cute! :)

ugly as hell

SHES CUTE...ILL FUCK HER ALL DAY LONG........GO LAKERS 2008!!!!!!

Hey Cordelia, what are your interests besides taking pictures of yourself at arm's length?

hmm, i am seachless, you look like a hoe, you skin is scabby and you hair looks like straw.

Cordelia, sorry if the comments here drive you to suicide. If this is any condolence for you - after looking at your pics you have driven me to drink!.... Anti Fluid

if the comments do...it will be all over the news on how this website called bastardly.com and everyone associated with it lead to my suicide. I'll even write it in my letter. I should have never done this..it has made me go even deeper into my depression. thanks

If you were that close to suicide, why did you post on here.
Take the positive comments.....The tone of the comments are pretty good from what I see...I think you are just focusing on the negative.
Believe me....These are tame compared to some of the other BLOTD's I've seen.
Take it in stride...Your cute and have a nice body. You must think you are somewhat attractive, because you are let down....If you expected horrible comments you wouldn't be so crest fallen.
So own up to it....You think you are hot shit and feel bad now that "everyone" doesn't think you are the cat's meow.

PS I love your freckley cute nose....

Oh my. Let me try to find something nice to say.

OK, I like the freckles on your face.

Any way, a dose of reality. Work on being nice, smart, educated, and/or talented, because you won't get by on your looks.

Bring on the Brazilians.

Cordelia - have you ever read this site... did you actually think that for some strange reason you'd not be attacked like EVERY other BLOTD... come on... your from SoCal so you should know better... High School is just as bad darling - which you apparently just left... Grow thicker skin and clean your room...

Caitie - That's why I go by Hal. :)
Cordelia, you seem like a very sweet and cute girl and I respect your courage.

She looks EXACTLY like this librarian I used to be friends with benefits with...and she was a freak...so yes, I'd bone.

I believe she is being what we call "facetious". Obviously she is not going to post pictures in her "drawls" (unless that is a bathing suit) here of all places and expect people to be nice or aid in her own self loathing.

But good luck cause they already killed Pam here so your quest for famous has already been taken. Also the court case here in the states was about a lady pretending to be a boy and then she broke up with the little girl - unfortunately no one here is pretending especially when it comes to their comments.

But I will give anyone who post here for BLOTD a medal for having ballz!

@50 is that the real magicnotes?

its a bathing suit. thanks.

Boring. It's just the same picture over and over again, but with different clothes on.

2/5

i feel really guilty. it's not that you're ugly, you're just an average looking girl (and you have cute clothes). it's just the whole generation of people who LOVE taking pictures of themselves, something has to be wrong when every 15 year old girl has at least 100 pictures of themselves making pouty faces in front of their mirror. i just think it's crazy how self involved this next generation of young people is. throw your excess energy into something besides dressing up and taking pictures of yourself. anything would be more worth your time.

Cordelia - do you surf? Where did you get the monkey hanging from the shelf? What do your friends call you?

Cordelia I think your a very cute girl! Please dont say your going to commit suside!Just look at the past BLOTD every girl that puts there pics up get positive and negative comments! You are very brave for putting your pics up but dont let anybody bring you down. Love yourself girl!

^^ I don't think it's the real Cordelia who wrote those suicide comments.

I sure hope not. But hey you never know.

Jump... Jump... Jump... Jump... Jump... Jump... Jump... Jump...

it is. its really me. wooow.

sure I don't, but when a girl sends in her pics for a BLotD she must be prepared for getting some really harsh comments, I don't get it when a girl with a low self esteem applies for a BLotD, what did she expect?
I got some nice and really bad comments and instead of talking suicide I was like oh fuck, they noticed I'm fat ahahahaha :)

to ACE..no i don't surf but it would be nice to learn. and i have no clue where i got the monkey..probably a gift. And my friends call me tons of names..I have sooo many nicknames. But mostly its Dilla, Delia, cordilla, or just Cordelia.

#68 - still not convinced ;)

its defenitley me. should i make an account or something.

Naaaah, you probably don't need to create an account unless they got internet in heaven?

Cordelia....Don't commit suicide over comments said by a bunch of people who don't even know you. That's ridiculous. Plus with this ploy you are looking for sympathy and attention....Which is fine, but it is what it is.

Please go get an education and stop basing your self-esteem on what others think....Do me that favor and you will be far better off in life.

these comments arnt even that BAD. trust me.
and suicide?? are you trying to make people feel sorry for u? you would kill yourself over what a bunch of losers said?
your life depends on how good other people think you look? thats just
sad...

And Cordelia comments: "none of you have lives so you post comments on a gossip site about someone you don't even know".

Now that's some heavy statement from someone posting her provocative pictures on bastardly.

upon seeing the first picture, did anyone think this was going to go well? this is 1 star level, maximum, and i'd give 0 (sorry). this really doesn't make the cut. next...

Picture nine is cute.
I like your hair and freckles.

Cordelia - Just remember in the United States, individuals who express the intent to harm themselves are automatically determined to lack the present mental capacity to refuse treatment, and can be transported to the emergency department against their will...

Don't make me do it...

She's right Cordi....
Don't us ask Moe track your shit down and call 911.

Next time put a bag on your head and show us your pooper.

have a wash.

hhm she's not too bad, quite pasty tho lol but geez if she looks like natalie portman then i look like christina milian, cordelia doesn't see it either so it's all good
she seems like she'd be fun 2 hang out with so i'll give her that bless her, don't want her slitting her wrists now

i hate when girls have multiple earrings like you do. take that shit out. leave just one and actually make it a classy earring, like a pearl or a fake diamond.
STOP with the heavy eyeliner and punk look--you'd look much better natural.

haha im sorry, u look very attractive in the later pics but pic 4 is hysterical. And the 1s b4 that r not nice to look at. oh and LMAO @ #55

LOL @ pics 1&4

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Ick! I don' know about this one. Looks ok in some pics, in other she looks like Chelsea Clinton (thats NOT a compliment), body is ok in the bikini pics, but the beak is too much. Do you have the ability to pick your ass with your nose?

Please stop. :( please. make it stop...

i only saw the first pic and someone said you look like Natalie Portman? what the hell? there is no resemblance whatsoever...i mean whatsoever...and oh yeah, you're ugly and look much older than 18

Damn looks like i missed the fun no more pic, oh well from the sound of it Cordi stepped in front of a fireing squad and got blasted with both barrels.Next time ill come early and bring the popcorn

@ 58, Truth Serum.. is Pam dead?? What do you mean?

lied about age.... as in she's older or younger? Did she tell you?!

WTF?!

Ok, ok, I had to comment on this, allthough I have left this site.
Cordelia, don't listen to them, you see their reaction about you wanting to kill yourself?? It's like it IS their goal to make you wanna do that!!
Now, that's not normal. Be strong here. Everyone treated me like shit here, and the best thing to do is just to feel sorry for those people.
Nobody killed me here, Truth Serum. In fact, I am much stronger.
The fact that none of you here like me is not as important as REAL PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE LIKING YOU. Just feel sorry for thoase people here.
Good luck, kid.

holy shit. they removed photos of a BLOTD?

thats a 1st, and something id never think id ever see happen.

im stunned to be honest....but if she lied...then, well, go back to high school and resubmit when your 18.

haha she definitely only said that to get her pics off the site. she lied about lying about her age. cordelia is thirty-five at least.

i think maybe 56 was a tad too old for this site so they had to take the pics down. The bastardly has a reputation to keep up, after all

Lied about her age? For more or for less?

And I didn't even get to see her pictures. Boo.

Cordelia- Bastardly comments didn't make you any uglier, it just made you realize your flaws. Kill yourself if you want, but don't go blaming anyone else but yourself.

You brat.

And you wonder why stupied guys fall for Silly Little Freaks like her on MoronSpace and then get busted by the feds later on.

Dudes need to just hang at clubs if you are looking for cooter.

obviously she was younger u idiots

LOL hahaha she lied about her age