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Even the photographer knows she has busted feet, because they are either underwater or buried in the sand. Nice job, she looks really hot here.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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wtf? who cares about her feet!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:25pm
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FUCK SHE IS HOT.......

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:29pm
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@ #2 Joe - If you don't understand, I'm not going to explain it to you.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:29pm
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ACE, you are too damn picky, man.

They're not THAT bad!!!!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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Adriana Lima Ass Smearer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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Caitie - Maybe so, but her feet really turn me off. I did say she looks really hot here. If she had pretty feet and natural boobs, she would be a 10.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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you should all visit where i live cause i swear girls like her are everywhere!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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Her breasts look very heavy and full.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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yeah full of silicone

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:41pm
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It is too bad about the giant fake fun bags. She could be really pretty.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:47pm
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So hot! Gotta keep stroking!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 4:48pm
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Jealous AlinaMaria?

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:01pm
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yeah you caught me im jealous.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:02pm
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Ok, ACE....give me an example of a 10.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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seriously though, she is really photogenic but she lives near me and in person she does not look good. And then theres another girl whos been on this site who lives near me and everyone said shes a man but in person shes actually one of the prettiest girliest girls ive ever seen. Plus Gemma looks like every girl i went to school with. I guess theres nobody who looks like her where you are so i get why you think shes hot.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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Several of today's models (and even those from past years) are seldom "camera pretty" without makeup. The reason for them even being models is either they have all the parts and pieces in the right place or they had an ability to play for the camera. Tyra Banks in person is really not all that compared to Cindy Crawford in person.

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 @ 4:11pm
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I've always thought she was hot since Hollyoaks. Her tits were a nice handful before, shame her low self-esteem made her get implants.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:09pm
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The are bolt-ons?,they sag quite a bit for fake ones.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:24pm
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I have yet to see any evidence of her feet being busted. You want to know what busted feet are, try Britney Spears.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:28pm
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tasty. mighty tasty

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:28pm
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Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:39pm
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this chick is big...she is bigger than the men around her but she is big all around, which looks good and proportionated...she has big hips but also a big waist which looks small on her, etc etc...i think she looks hot in these pix even though i hate her boobs because they are huge and saggy and am not a fan of her face.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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Ashlynn Brooke is a 10. So is Lexi Belle. And Tia Tanaka.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:42pm
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shit, forget it...when i looked at the rest of the pix, i saw her stumpy, fat legs, not hot

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:49pm
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man, I really should look at all the pix before i write a comment...she either needs a smaller waist or bigger hips, too...ok, I'll shut up now

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 5:51pm
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can't concentrate too hot

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 6:07pm
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This chick is shit. Her tits are fake and they still sag? wtf? Her face is ok but her body is all disproportioned.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 6:09pm
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Incredibly sexy, udderly perfect.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 6:37pm
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shes damn HOT! sorry losers, gotten tired of bullcrap from u!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 7:02pm
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she's beautiful, i love her face, very clean and pretty.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 7:15pm
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Moe wants all those jobs...hmmmm, is he aware they have such jobs because they're raging queens?

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 7:24pm
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I couldn't find anything wrong with her feet. But I do think smaller boobs would make her body look better proportioned.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 7:29pm
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Her body looks nice. But in all honesty her face is pretty average. That face w/o that body would not stand out in any crowd.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 8:18pm
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Her feet are busted. You can't see it here though. This girl has a really beautiful body and I think her eyes are pretty too. If those are implants (and I guess they are judging from older pics), the doctor did a very, very good job.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 8:59pm
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They're not THAT busted. Most English girls have very weird looking feet.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 9:40pm
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I thought she looked much better a few years ago (pre boobjob) when she was still on TV, now I fear she is becoming overexposed in both senses of the word! I must say I find fake breasts less than endearing, but she is still pretty nonetheless. =]

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 10:06pm
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Caitie - They are busted. Ireland got the nice foot gene and England got, well, Kelly Brook (who also happens to have great feet, BTW)!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 10:12pm
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She would turn all of us down in a second.....but then the chloroform would start working and things would get interesting really fast.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 10:16pm
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I am going to have to get ACE to show you guys this other pic of Gemma's feet. I don't have it. She's got a great body, no doubt but those feet are seriously ugly.

I realize that most of you don't care about feet anyway.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 10:16pm
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^^ As evidenced by how most of you commented on her BOOBS instead. Just goes to show you where most people are looking.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 10:18pm
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, I've never been more turned on by a woman in my life. She's dead sexy. Love her eyes.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 10:31pm
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hahah weeeeird first picture

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 10:35pm
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Hallery - You're so picky.

Trust me. I've seen worse. Gemma's aren't THAT BAD.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 11:03pm
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omg, just did some searching and found pics of Gemma's feet, Hallery and ACE are right, her feet are ugly

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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Thank you, Leni! Leni knows good feet because she has them herself. :)

"Trust me. I've seen worse."

I don't want to know any more, Caitie. lol

Gemma is gorgeous and that body is so hott but ACE is right about her feet. Sorry.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 11:28pm
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These pics are making me mental.
Must . . . put . . . jizz . . . in . . . Gemma. . . .

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 11:28pm
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Caitie - This is the pic I always think about when I see Gemma. It's just like the JLH bikini pic.

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2008/02/05/bastardly-asks-gemma-atkins...

If you have other pics of her feet, I would love to see them.

Kate Beckinsale is a "10" and she's from your neck of the woods.

Katie Price has really nice feet and isn't she British?

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 11:55pm
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No offense, but why the hell are you looking at her feet? She could have webbed toes and I would not have noticed.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:15am
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^^ for some people (me included) nice feet are as much important as nice smile or legs, Lambo59, where are you??? :)

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:21am
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'Kate Beckinsale is a "10" and she's from your neck of the woods'

I'M NOT ENGLISH, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:24am
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McPerv - You're really into boobs, right? I think nice feet are more important than boobs. Here's how I rank female body parts as far as what turns me on...

1. legs
2. smile/lips
3. eyes
4. feet
5. butt
6. stomach
7. chest

The list is always subject to change depending on the woman.

Turn offs

1. Bad teeth
2. Bad feet
3. Fake boobs
4. Short hair

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:34am
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this chick is frikin hot,i don't care what anyone says man i wanna impregnate that girl

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:36am
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Caitie - I thought you were Irish????

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:37am
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I AM.

IRELAND IS NOT THE "SAME NECK OF THE WOODS". We're our own country, goddamnit!!!!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:38am
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ew you guys are right, her feet are gross. i never notice feet because who gives a shit about feet but ugh hers are bad.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:44am
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Fuck off Caitie.

She looks really hot. The water dripping from her jugs is heavenly.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:47am
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No shit - England is pretty close to Ireland therefore "the same neck of the woods." It's just an expression and I wasn't trying to offend you. Ok, enough with the geograghy.....did you look at the pic?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:48am
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Leni - you have nice feet btw.

Hallery - you already know what I think about your feet. ;)

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:51am
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Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Sophia Bush, Megan Fox, Hallery.....all 10's.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:54am
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No shit - England is pretty close to Ireland therefore "the same neck of the woods." It's just an expression and I wasn't trying to offend you.

Oh, whatever. You should know better than to even SAY that to someone who's Irish.

You're a smart guy....you should know this.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:55am
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Caitie - You're right, I'm sorry. It's really late, I'm tired and not thinking clearly. I'm going to bed.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:00am
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You know what? I'm pretty on edge, too.

I'm sorry, ACE.

*hug*

I'll send you some nice Kate Becksinsale tomorrow, ok?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:02am
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It's cool. "Hug" right back at you. I'll talk to you later.

Please send Kate my way.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:06am
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Irish people are ugly. I hate redheads with freckles and that ugly, pale, almost transparent skin. I've never seen an attractive irish woman and I live in a city with a large irish population.
The only decent/ borderline attractive ones are the "black" irish. At least they don't look sickly or like ghouls.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:09am
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She looks like, 50x better without that crappy haircut she had for about a year.

Looking on top form again, I know if I swung that way - I'd be after her.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 4:53am
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65,
Edgy like the time you told Richard S. to "go back to your dying whale" referring to his bedridden, sick wife?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 6:08am
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Uncle Frank @ 67 - Go to Ireland some time. You'll see plenty of really lovely girls just walking around Dublin, or Galway, or wherever. Some with red hair, freckles, extremely white skin, all that, but some without as well. Irish girls are awesome for the most part. I'm guessing you've never been in a quiet pub in Dublin and seen a lithe Irish girl with porcelain skin, deep green eyes, and fiery red hair in loose waves tumbling far down the back of a loose summery dress. You'd certainly forget about the punishing dollar-to-pound exchange rate when asking her if you can buy her a drink or a house or an island in your disoriented state, that's for sure.

Check out the 1st pic on the 2nd page, you can't see any of her below the top of her shoulders, and her face is stunning. Well, it is to me at least. I love it when a girl's eye go down a little on the outside like Gemma, or Eliza Dushku. Some people call it "bedroom eyes", but I just call it mesmerizing.

I don't get the feet thing. Sure, I SEE a women's feet, even if other features tend to distract (ie- a damn large chest like Gemma has), but unless they look like they have a fungus or she has hairy feet like a hobbit, I don't care much.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 6:35am
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ACE,

The following are important

1. Face -- feminine, full lips, nice teeth, sincere smile
2. Ass -- Round and full, which does not have to be fat.
3. Legs -- Should not be so thin as to have a large gap between them. Thin legs are OK but only on a woman with a narrow frame.
4. Breasts -- Perky and shapely, size not important. Fake is on equal footing with natural, but the only women who really need them are those with saggy tits who need something to lift their tits and fill out the skin. That said, Gemma's tits are fucking hot.
5. Waist -- Should create an hourglass figure
6. Clothes -- Mini skirts rule.
7. Vag -- Preferably shaved. Hair is for apes who want to trap odor.

For fuller girls, Kim K. sets the standard. For thinner, Adriana.

Not important
1. Skin color, anywhere from Rose McGowan to Naomi Campbell OK.
2. Hair color
3. Feet -- If 1 to 7 above are in place, my eyes won't ever make their way to the woman's feet. If they are bad, I'll just have to grin and bear my way through the foot massage. Whatever, as long as I'm getting the rest of her afterward.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 8:27am
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I should have added that while skin color is unimportant, skin appearance is crucial. Skin, whatever color, should be smooth, "hairless" (small fine hairs OK, but women like Akyssa Milano need to shave their arms), and uniformly colored. Tan lines are are a huge turn-off.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 8:39am
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McPerv,

Well stated, I guess everybody has different preferences when it comes to likes and dislikes.

Clothes are very important and I think heels rule. It's related to the whole foot issue. I think Sophia Bush is gorgeous, but I think the fact that she is one of the best dressed women in Hollywood makes her a 10.

I prefer women that are nicely trimmed than clean shaven, but either way it's cool with me.

Skin color is not important, but nice skin shows a woman is heathly and takes care of herself.

Hair color: brunette, redhead, blonde...in that order, but it really doesn't matter.

We clearly disagree about feet, but that's cool.

Milano's arms are a little too hairy, but it wouldn't really bother me too much. She seems to be ok with it.

I actually like tan lines, but no tan lines are good too.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:25am
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Ok Ace, I see her feet are ugly now...but come on, the rest of her is very good, isn't it? I think that if I had a penis I wouldn't care that much about her feet. For instance, in order to grab that ass, I'd try to not look at her feet if feet were my thing.

By the way, my feet are ridiculously small and I have tiny toes. Is that bad?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:33am
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The way I imagine it, Gemma's calves would be atop my shoulders, and feet behind my head and to the side. I would not see them, and would mainly be focused on watching her face, the penetration, and the bounce of her boobs. :-)

Trimmed pubes are OK too as long as between the legs it's shaved. But it's about more than appearance, it's also about how it will work for its intended use -- with me eating her out. :-) I don't like having hair in my mouth. And since my tongue and lips would end up all over, it's really best that the whole thing is shaved or waxed, makes the whole "makeout" session with the vag much better for both parties.

I agree, heels rule, even on an otherwise naked woman.

Eve, small feet are better than big feet IMO.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:46am
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McPerv - I hear what you are saying, bro!

Eve - I think Gemma is hot and I did say that in my original post. I do have issues with her feet and her big fake boobs. If you had a penis, you would probably be amazed at what some women can do with their feet. lol If feet were your thing, you wouldn't be able not to look at them.

No, small feet with small toes is a very good thing.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:58am
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My right nut is ready and willing to be sacrificed for a motorboat with those angel tits and maybe just maybe she'll forget about those soccer fags for a night or two and I'll show her magic, maaaagic...

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:35am
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I am totally with ACE on this one. from busted feet (and if you don't know why that's bad, ain't going to explain) to kate beckinsale being a 10. i have nothing further to add.

well played ACE.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 3:59pm
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Gemma and her boyfriend really need to put out a sextape NOW. I'd bet she's a freak in bed

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 4:52pm
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Nationwide Series, Sprint Cup Series - 40% mix with this shit...

Saturday, May 31st, 2008 @ 1:50am
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shes gorgeous

Saturday, May 31st, 2008 @ 11:37pm
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