Fashion Rating: Noemie Lenoir @ The Cannes Film Festival

And the Wiki says...
Noémie Lenoir (born September 19, 1979) is a French model and actress.

Lenoir was born in Versailles. Her parents are French - her mother comes from La Réunion and is partly of Malagasy descent. After a relationship with French rapper Stomy Bugsy, she is married to French international football player Claude Makélélé of Chelsea FC. They have a son named Kelyan Makélélé (born 4 February 2005). [Wiki]

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wow, stunningly beautiful, but I thinks me sees a coke buggar in pic #1...

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 3:03pm
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What I've learned from the Bastardly...

"Football" players in Europe score the hot women.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 3:16pm
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Horrid hair. Great everythig else.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 3:23pm
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Might I have a threesome with her a Kerry Washington?

And Ace, I learned that too.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 3:26pm
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Pic 1, page 5. That's some pose.

"take me by the back door please"

Anyway, she ruined it with that stupid hair.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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beautiful girl, horrible hair

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 3:29pm
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She's cute, I just hate her hair!

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 3:31pm
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she growing out her hair because she shaved her head for a film role. I think shes amazing

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 3:34pm
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Natural beauty, awesome body.I love her.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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I have a renewed appreciation for the phrase: "tappin' dat ass".

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 3:38pm
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Her skin is amazing. I kind of want to lick her

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 3:41pm
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^^Oooh kinky!

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 4:16pm
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Benissimo!! When does evening gown season end?

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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Grrrrrrrrrrrooooooowl. Yes, Yes, AlinaMaria. That chocolate is one to savor; Lick Slooooooooooowy.

She's yummy.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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she is unbelievably hot... no matter what hair-do she has what occassion. she is a total goodess...

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 5:20pm
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she's so beautiful!!! god noes what she's doin with claude makalele she culda had any1 else he's so ugly my god. he must have a huge cock or somethin for her 2 even have a CHILD!!! with him, thats hectic
wat a beautiful woman i'm green with envy, green i tell ya

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 6:16pm
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AWSUM..........BUT, I DONT DIG ALL THE BLUE VEINY LINES ON HER TITS,IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN SOMEONE TAKES A PICTURE OF A LIGHTING STORM,BUT I WOULD STILL PAY TO SLIDE MY TONGUE UP HER SHITPIPE.........

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 8:06pm
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she is gorgeous! but the outfit is hideous

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 8:38pm
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is this supposed to be edgy? I hate it when chicks do shit like that...they must think they are so gorgeous that they can make ugly look good.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 11:19pm
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She's hot despite the manly face, but all those annoying kissing and winking poses make me nauseated.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 11:25pm
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Her fashion sense reeks of failure.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 1:18am
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This girl is hot but she needs a new hairdo.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 1:20am
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Must I pile on? Yes I must. Serious. hair. don't. Whether it's growing out or not, that shit looks wack. Nevertheless, I would love to be the main meat in a Kerry & Noemie sammich.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 9:56am
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