Bastardly Breaking News!! Lindsay Lohan Has A New D&G Handbag!
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: Flynet PicturesIt's snakeskin, so I'm pretty sure it costs around $5k.
Living Lohan: Mommy Will Fix It
If you buy the theory that one hallmark of a crazy person is the insistence on doing the same disastrous thing over and over again while expecting different, less disastrous results, then the E! channel's "Living Lohan" will further confirm your suspicion that Dina Lohan is one crazy Mommy. And not coincidentally, she is raising at least two crazy children.
In a blessed moment of clarity, Lindsay apparently opted out of participating in this reality show tracking Dina's efforts to launch her daughter Ali on the road to red carpets and rehab, so maybe the healing has begun on that front. Fortunately for you train-wreck fans, 14-year-old Ali is ready, willing and frighteningly able to be the next sacrificial Lohan Lamb. And if your view through the peephole isn't perfect, Mommy Lohan is right there with the step-ladder and the night-vision goggles. [San Diego Union Tribune]
Bitch looks worse by the minute.
Does she have some sort of skin disorder?
She's looking all blotchy and dry..speaking of dry when's she gonna go back to her red hair?
Bitch needs to sort it out.
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Meh, she probably stole it.
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Hmmmmmm, freckles.
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I think that she's become a Lesbian because when dudes slip their cocks in her firecrotch, their dicks disintegrate.
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That bag looks like my gramma's cigarette caddy fucked Huggy Bear's jacket and had a baby.
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Blech! That thing is hideous! Yes, I'm being ambiguous on purpose. =)
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I want to fuck her with my tongue and fingers.
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I'm tired of this pig. She snorted her career away. Her mom is a cunt.
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my god, she is SO rough
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21 going on 48. Got coke?
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Did she steal it from the coatroom?
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@ #11 - i do not know, but thats just stupid
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Ugh that bag is ugly and so aint this damn played out pasty coke whore
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