Bastardly Lady of the Day - Jessica
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?That's a toughie since all the celebrities that used to be hot are either getting pregnant, becoming drug addicts or both. So far I'm enjoying Blake Lively, I love Carrie Underwood, and for an anorexic mother with balloon size implants Victoria Beckham still rocks my world.
Do you like your boobs?
They're not my best feature but I love everything on my body.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Sure, I've always had a thing for older guys.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No. I did however have one friend tell me I look like the girl who played Carrie in Carrie 2. And one other person said I look like Ashley Kerwin from Degrassi TNG.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
My favourite was Olga, and my least favourite was Vanessa.
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm like, the female version of Charlie Sheen in Two and a half Men.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!











These pictures suck. But hey, props for the white teeth!
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horrible pictures, sucky answers.
and you have bad taste in women... i liked the BLOD Vanessa
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Woah! I'm drugged up and I look heaps better than this chick!!
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Please resubmit with more pictures. Thanks.
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Seems OK in a slut next door kind of way, but how the fuck am I supposed to know what Charlie Sheen's character in two-and-a-half men is? Is that show still on? FAIL
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Sorry no comment on 3 pictures.
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Bonus point if you did actually drink from that pitcher. Minus about thirty thousand points for two and a half men reference though.
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WTF?
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SHE LOOKS LIKE ANY ORDANARY CHICK THAT I LET BLOW ME,NEVER WOULD TAKE OUT ,just suck my dik
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Ok, pages 2 & 3.. are those pics supposed to be like.. you know, a turn on??? Well, the boys on here are kinda simple. A slut who drinks beer and easily puts out. That's what I am seeing. Good job!!!
Man, I'm grumpy!!!
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she looks way better than you do pam.
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When a girl takes all her pictures from above I know that she is ugly.
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This chick is a fattie in the making...and what's up with the aids infested hand on the tit? Also, this chick looks like her offspring will have down-syndrome...I'd put money on it...
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need more pictures and make one a booty shot
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sleep with grandpa eeeehhhhh
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@ 11 - get a life, I'm just havin fun I bet you can only get a fat dude
I'm with the thin, tall guy go drink lots of beer so you end up with a disgusting beer belly like this chick will end up with
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"What makes you Bastardly?
I'm like, the female version of Charlie Sheen in Two and a half Men."
That doesn't make you Bastardly....That makes you a douche....In fact just mentioning Charlie Sheen makes you a douche and invoke the spirit up-chuck from his forgotten tomb.
Nice picture on page 3. Kind of got Lily Allen pre-mental breakdown look, but tell that dude grabbing your breast to grow the fuck up and stop punching walls. You're not a bad ass, just a pain in the ass to your mom.
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@11 Pamela's perty.
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not ugly, but nothing special
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great titts in pic 2 but ugly broad overall!!!
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perty supid
ann you, whats with the 's. you trying to show ownership?
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when i girl has white teeth you know she likes to swallow. her teeth get bleached by cum
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Yeah whatever have some speed so you will be insane it's awesome!!!
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@22
Really? Note to self: cum may help whiten teeth ;)
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Um in english
Pamela's tranlates to "Pamela is".
The BLOTD is average at best. Pamela is at least extraordinarily unusual....
You uncertified bastards are annoying. Stick to a name and show some ownership for what you say....Cause chickens get their heads cut off.
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Not too bad, but NEXT
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In pic #1 you have that "look." The look a woman gives a man when he asks his woman to do something to him and she gives that "look." I hate that look!
Pic #2 would have been so much nicer without creepy guys arm in it. You have a nice chest.
Pic #3 Beer and fries are not a good combo for you.
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I need more pics, but for now I give a rating of: 3 out of 10.
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Thanks @ 25 and welcome back!! And you there, fatty @ 21, speed makes you also lose weight, I don't have to worry about that ;)
And yeah, either register or don't comment at all, that means all of you
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Let us see - do not want to confuse posters with apostrophies.
Taking pics of yourself = low self-esteem.
Comparing yourself to Charlie on 2½ Men - must be really, really easy.
Posting a pic of some douche touching the goods - must be a skank.
So I am guessing you are or soon will be a cesspool of various STDs.
You are not that cute. Agree that you are or will be a fat-ass.
Pass.
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Hey Pam.
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Pic 1, hand lotion on the table, you thinking what I'm thinking? That's right baby, put some on your buddy's arm. What where you thinking, hand job? No way, not letting you anywhere near my gun.
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Dudish...
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Actually mr. Richard-Schlichting
make sure that your smarter that the person you try to make look stupid. DUMBASS you cant use it with a noun.
The apostrophe has two purposes in English:
To indicate that one or more letters was dropped in a contraction:
it is > it's
we are > we're
does not > doesn't
of the clock > o'clock
To indicate possession:
a) singular with 's
Tom's book
Jeannie's idea
the girl's toys (toys belong to one girl)
b) plural with s'
the books' covers
my brothers' jobs
the girls' toys (toys belong to several girls)
The apostrophe should never be used when you are just talking about something that is plural, with no possession.
The girl's walked by > The girls walked by
My brother's are tall > My brothers are tall
Welcome traveler's > Welcome travelers
The Bottom Line
Just remember that the apostrophe has a purpose: to indicate a contraction or possession. It does not indicate a plural - the letter s does a fine job of that all by itself.
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You look like the female version of a douchebag.
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2 stars
btw, you can use it with a noun, it's just not considered proper. i think
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Meant to say earlier...Picture 1....That is probably that exact look Lindsay Lohan gets from Samantha Ronson on a daily basis.
I'm so proud of you...Good Boy/Girl/or whatever you are....Anyway...Your still uncertified and that is annoying. My mistake....
Pamela "is" perty! Just the fact that I used the word perty might have set off the buzzers in your head that I's using slang.
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is this a fucking grammar lesson, or are we slamming a lame ass BLOTD here? Come on peeps, get with the prog...
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She looks like a cheap whore.
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She is cute, has nice boobs and drinks beer from the pitcher, sign me up
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She seems cute. Things seem to be improving for BLOTD.
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ugly, cant see your face, yea you've got tits, but thats about it. gtfo.
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Picture #3.....Thankfully for all of us..."It's girls gone mild" Otherwise it could be cataclysmic.
Yeah (uncertified) (you know who you are)! Contribute to the bashing already!
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Gross and sloppy looking.
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#34UminEngrish, just because you can copy & paste from an English grammar book does not make you smarter than Richard Wingding.You probably are smarter but let's (let us) not assume. ass
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^^Right on, Buck!!
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yes i'm gonna do this... :)
sorry but....
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Looks average +2 stars. Pic 1 blows -1 star. Nice rack and +1 star for letting strangers grab them (or is it her daddy's hand in pic 2). +1 star for liking to booze it up.
Overall 3/5.
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Glimmer, you funny son of a b*tch!!! For some reason, that made me laugh!!
But, I laughed more at what you wrote above the picture!! How do you explain that?? You must be gifted, dude...
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glad you liked the pic pam...
gifted...yeah my day has been getting worse/it's a blessing and it's curse. ;)
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and it's seems with last two blotd pic 2 has been the winner. :)
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See UminEngrish copy & paste is easy>>> NounSingular
ass
Plural
asses
ass (plural asses)
(vulgar, slang) The buttocks of a person or animal.
(vulgar, slang, uncountable) Sex.
I’m going to go down to the bar and try to get me some ass.
(vulgar, slang) anus.
(slang) Used in similes to express something bad or unpleasant.
I feel like ass today (I do not feel well.)
This room smells like ass. (This room smells bad.)
What a bunch of ass. (What a load of crap.)
(slang) Used after an adjective to indicate extremes or excessiveness.
That was one big-ass fish! or That's an expensive-ass car!
(slang) Oneself.
Get your lazy ass out of bed!
Synonyms(buttocks): See WikiSaurus:buttocks
(women): piece of ass, pussy, skirt, tail
English made simple.
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how do you do this copy/paste thing ???? ;)
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Pic 2 is your best one but I agree that it would be much better without the arm in it! You look better with your hair down and you should smile more. I like older guys too. Ha ha.
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nice smile, not my type, **
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Professor Richard Wingding? No Uncertified is probably smarter than him.
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not enough pics, maybe you could resubmit
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Your pictures suck but the 2nd one shows that you have at least one tit. The 3rd shows that you like beer so half a star for each = 1 star. But basically your pictures are shit.
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uh no hallery pic 2 works better with the arm in it (i know everyone disagrees) we've seen plenty of pics of females breast in the blotd thing. but this is the first i've seen with uh...contact happneing.
i mean come isn't the arm/hand being placed *there* more bastardly ?? (and a cool move for someone that says *yes* to the $3 mil question...)
wait this could be where people say she's not hot. or that don't want to see guys(or i guess even a guys arm in a pic)
showing a guy touching body parts/jessica has step up the bar for the other blotd.
i know no one is impressed or thinks this was cool little step. all anyone wants is an ass shot or whatever...
well i like jessica and i like pic two.even more because of the bonus contact factor...
the forum's loser has spoken....
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Contact is great but at least come up from behind, grab um both and show your weasley little face....She hangs with guys that want to seem cool, but obviously aren't cool enough to show their faces...Kind of like the uncertified name changer.
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Ok, Glimmer. I am glad you like the arm and you're not the forum's loser! :)
It is kind of funny that there is an arm there now that I think about it.
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PS...Glim...Your not the forum loser....That would be Pam.
I kid, I kid....
Seriously though...we all know who the loser is.
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See Glim, we can agree. I like pic 2 as well. It is Bastardly.
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Richard-Schlichting if the guy shows his face there could be comments simliar to "i don't want to see guy in the blotd" etc.
an arm is fine i guess but it's can be seen as a 'every guy' hand i guess.(note: no one complianed about a guys arm being there/but they do if the guys/face/body is there)
more contact pics future lady of the day. please. ha ha...
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Mike Litoris
awesome !!!! :)
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Exactly, faceless appendages are cool but it is not Bastardly Couple of the day. When you look atpictures of chicks in Maxim or Playboy or whatever, are their boyfriends in the shot?
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Well, Richie. How quickly we change. That didn't last very long,
now did it???
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Oh Pam...I just like to mess with you. We all now uncertified is the forum loser....
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"know"....Not "now"
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You like messin with me?? Cause you see me as a complete blondie??
I am more than that!!! For example, I am very musical :)
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And to #35, we all know how to google and copy/paste so fuck off with your English lesson. You are a fuckin dumb ass uncertifried cock smoker. Piss off wanker.
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I'm musical too. I can fart in B minor.
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nope mike, pics in those mags don't have boyfriends in the pics. but the photographer sleeps with their girlfriend....ha ha... ;)
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lmao@73 the brown note!!! hahaha classic
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Yes it is the Brown note.
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:)
"I am very musical"
Would that be "Sound of Music" or "West Side Story" musical.
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Mike.. that was really mature of you...
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I'd get drunk and bone her in a dark alley, possibly near a vagrant. And then run far, far, far away.
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@35 See I to can do that....
An apostrophe is used by some writers to form a plural for abbreviations, acronyms, and symbols where adding just s rather than 's may leave things ambiguous or inelegant.
Afew sources accept its use in an alternative spelling of the plurals of a very few short words, such as do, ex, yes, no, which become do's, ex's, etc
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I'm sorry Pam, I know this site is a standard bearer of maturity. I'll try to clean up my act.
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i read like 10 comments and they were all negative.
i think shes cute. not nearly as bad as anyone here is making her out to be. shes a cute girl, looks like shed be fun to chill with.
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Well, well, well. If it isn't the forum people gethered around here with their shitty attitudes and "ooh, not everybody get's in the forum, we're so much better" ... Get help, each and every one of you forum people.
And Richie, my high is gone because of you!!! You're so dull!!!
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@82 yeah if u suddenly get the urge to hang out with pete wentz or want to do something slightly less painful then smashing ur own penis in a door
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I like the idea of Bastardly Couple of the Day.
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@85 thats the dumbest thing i ever heard. ( thinks about other things hallery has said ... reconsiders) wait maybe not
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I like. Plain, but obviously a ton of fun. I could totally see her begging to get pounded in the ass and then chugging a load of jizz like it was nothing. Plus she wants to fuck her Grandpa, which is cool.
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Not enough info for a decision. Cute face, may like being grabbed on the boobie but that beer mug shot looked like a jelly role going on in the stomach. Also, very nice teeth and smile. Let's see the thong shot and something in a nice black going out dancing dress.
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Well Hallery, that's cool. Even a Guy of the day is cool for all you Bastardly broads. I just don't want to look at a Lady of the Day photoset and see pics of the dude whos paste she is currently swallowing. And Pam, sorry about your high being gone. Do another rail or phone your dealer if you are out.
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I am with the skinniest dude ever here!! Don't worry!!
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Great idea Hallery.
sdfsdf - How many brain cells do you kill thinking of that username?
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"did"
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UMM The couple thing was MY idea ACE. Inspired by Glimmer.
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Thanks, ACE but yes, it was Mike's idea. Good idea, Mike!
About sdfsdf, he/she must be running out of uncertified bastard names to use.
It must suck to be you, sdfsdf.
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actually Bastardly COuple would be anice twist...and id suggest that it wouldnt be a regular thing ANYWAYS since, yeah, Bastardly Dude of the Day, everyone made a HUGE deal about how stupid that was, and what did we get? like 2 subimissions?
it actually would be funny cause, think about it, a hot chick posts, her dude is gonna get ripped to shreads and no ones gonnagive a shit a bout the "im gonna fuck her tonigh" response cause its lame, and wouldnt make him any less lame....
and, if she was ugly, u just KNOW the dude would get ridden for putting his dick in an ugly girl....
its a good idea.
someone send in pictures....
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she looks like my old room mate. she was a slut and the bitch owes me money
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Sorry Mike, I was directing my post towards sdfsdf for being an idiot.
I think it's a great idea whoever thought of it.
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hahahaha.. nah I don't do drugs.. haha according to Richie here my favourite music is Sound of Music!!!!!!!! Just get lost, now will you??????????!!!!
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So your saying you Oklahoma Musical.
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i think it totally sucks more to be you mrs. tons of fun hallery!
i obviously just typed whatever in the user_name field u pile of douches.
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LOL isnt Sound Of Music set in Iceland? isnt that why he said it?
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Hey SexyBabe1987, you want me to go pay a visit to that slutty bitch and collect yo' money?
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You guys sure get off on tangents a lot. HAHAHA ;)
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Easy on Pam. Those Icelandic gals go apeshit at the drop of a hat:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYyyqIZTvYY
Just don't welcome her to Bangkok.
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Richie - Find another victim for your witless jokes. Maybe Eve.
Just a suggestion. I'm more into psycho humour.
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Mad Max you get off on tan gents?
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Yeah Phil....That's the ticket.
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Mike Litoris
I just don't want to look at a Lady of the Day photoset and see pics of the dude whos paste she is currently swallowing.
uh mike, got a pic for you. ;)
and awesome idea with the couple of the day thing mike !!! :)
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How old are you guys??? Richard, you are a meanie. GET A LIFE, OLD COCK!!!!
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No, but I don't hate you if you do.
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Phil - lol dude - sound of music is set in Austria...
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one time at fat camp......
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oh...LOL oops....
guess i need to brush up on my musicals...just wish i had someone that i could watch them with that REALLY loved musicals.... ;-)
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Pamela, hahaha, my question would have been how old are you acting.
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Hey Phil - I know someone....
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Aww thanks Glim, I know we've had our differences but I know you are a good soul. I thought about it after our little disagreement a while back and thought this might work. And that pic is fucking awesome.
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:)
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Oh, I'm sorry, am I too childish for you dynosaurs??? Well, no wonder.
MadMax, you're the dog of your home, right??? Your name indicates that plus your profile pic. Everyone treats you like a dog. Get lost crater face
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Pam - is this a bad day for you?
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pam, how old are YOU?
ur reactiosn are totally offbase like 99% of the time.
You interpret things on such a primary level its very interesting.
I like ur posts and think ur fun but sometimes i wonder about you.
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oh shit really tray-c? thats awesome, only hook me up tho if shes smoking hot, nice, soft skin, beautiful smile, amazing personality, and, most important, when i look into her eyes, i lose myself, and feel like she and i are the only 2 people on the face of the earth.....
do you think the person your thinking of is all these things?
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Cute Pam, "crater face" is so original, not. Actually MadMax is a film series and has nothing to do with dogs and just a little "how old are you" makes me wonder is you are prepubescent.
FYI, that's a cat in my profile pic. Oh, and no, nobody treats me like a dog, they like my money too well to do that.
I thought you said you didn't do drugs?
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lol Phil - only one way to find out...
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Tray-C - cut the crap. If you think all has been fair towards me here,
think again. So I guess you all dislike me, I was just havin fun and then Richie started buggin me out of nowhere! Ok, I got pissed. But I will stop if you will.
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Just a FYI Pam, I liked you and your posts until you got offensive for no reason.
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^^WHAT IS THIS??? "I HATE PAM DAY"??? GET HELP, YOU ARE PATHETIC, ALL OF YOU!!! FKN LOSERS
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LOL, I believe I said "I liked you and your posts". But it's OK sweetness, I"m sure I'm not the only one here that still likes you.
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cmon, i havent attacked you yet today....
and tray-c, i could think of countless ways to find out....all of which i would love to try...call it an experiment... a never ending Groundhog's Day experiment....
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pam, please read before you react.
u r so overly defensive. we all said we liek you except when u lash out for no apparent reason. so what is this over react day??!!
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WHOA PAM - I was asking for reals... We were talking on another thread (remember) and I saw this so I thought I would ask....
I never even started so....
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bah! not the best lady of the day. pictures are pretty bad, and zero body shots and the face doesn't coverup for that fact. you may have thought you were going to get points for the breast grab, but that hand ain't mine, and therefore thee attempt has failed. i shall not even tell you the amount of stars i'd give, i don't wanna sound like a total asshole.
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Yo' Pam, why do you think everyone's picking on you all the time. You fucking overreact to everything and amp up your responses to the 100th degree. Before you start freakin on everyone take a minute and think. You see what I meant about the "bear" metaphor a few days back? Now chill the fuck out before you really piss me off.
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PHILLIP - I AM GLAD THAT JEREMY BOSCO DUDE FOLLOWS YOU AROUND HERE
#129 - DON'T TRY SOME PSYCHIATRIC BULLSHIT ON ME, ASSHOLE
GO AND TALK ABOUT THIS BLOTD, OR PHILLIP CAN GO LICK TRAY-C'S ASSHOLE
THE FAG HE IS
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2**'s
/yawn