Lindsay Lohan @ Dolce & Gabanna's Party in Cannes
Saturday, May 24th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Lindsay Lohan is currently boozing it up @ the 61st International Cannes Film FestivalNow, this is a dress I wouldn't mind buying for my lady friend---that is, if I had an extra $5k to drop.
I know I hate on Lindsay Lohan each time post her up, but I'll definitely give credit where it's due. Lindsay looks prostitutingly slammin' in this dress. You could throw this dress on Serena Williams or Sandra Oh & I think it'd still probably look good. Ok-ok, maybe I said too much.












you didn't say too much/and you should always say more... :)
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I don't care what anyone says, i'd still bone Lindsay.
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Knobby knees - you know what causes that...
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@#3 Too much praying?
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She looks younger than her usual 45. With that dress though, she looks like she should be going to Oktoberfest. Then again, Lindsay does seem to be quite fond of the bratwurst.
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@4 her way of praying ??? ;)
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I would despite the obvious std risk.
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what is this christmas in may?
she also looks 30 years old here.
idont know if thats good or bad.
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She doesn't have the legs for short dresses.
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She has beautiful legs, some of the best around.
She's super hot from the thighs down and waist up. If she had hips she'd be in my Top 10.
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@ 3 Surplus cartilage?
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You KNOW Lindsay is a FANTASTIC Lay - probably the best lay in Hollywood
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disgusting, ugly beat up face, fake nasty hair, and piggy legs.
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Lumpy knees, damn wtf
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Yeah, RockHard is right. Regardless of all her problems, you know she fucks like a champ, and I would like to experience her fucking prowess first hand.
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*yawn*
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that dress is hideous! it looks like she's wearing my grandma's favorite apron, with nothing underneath...!
but, I think she looks stunning, not fresh or pretty but underneath the grimy looking skin, tired eyes, and whack eyebrows she has lovely bone structure.
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The girl is hot , I take her sexy ass anywhere. The legs look good, feet are really nice,dress is nice, she just hooot looking chick period.
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Something tells me she either wears the dress wrong or it was sewn together bad.(I cant be arsed to view more pics apart from the first full body one) and from that it looks to me like she didnt adjust the straps on the dress so it sits higher than it should. (Hence the top goes all the way up to her collarbone and the bottom is too short)
Either way, ugly legs.
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Not bad, she looks much better with her hair pulled back.
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She looks really good here. She could easily pass for 37.
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she is wearing a ring on her ring finger. i hope she gets married to the lesbian dj.
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I've always hated her legs. The only thing hot about her in her "hot" period (Mean Girls) was her tits and hair color. She's ruined both of them with her trailer park lifestyle, now looks like an ugly used up 35 year old hooker.
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Cant say im a big fan of this girls legs. They are so untoned and she looks like she hasnt moisturised them for about a year. The freckles are also gross. But the shoes are hot in a high class Vegas hooker kinda way.
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LOVE the dress! I love short dresses and skirts in general but this one stands out!
And what are you talking about? She has amazing legs!
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Those legs are HAWT!!!
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sorry dude, we already know how beastly those fingers are. they belong in a back alley.
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She looks worn - like she has been living a very hard life - but I would bone her in a second. She does have some great assets but its scary to think what she will look like at 30?
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she does fill that dress up pretty nicely....
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can somebody explain to me why everyone thinks sandra oh is ugly?!
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^^cause her face fits that discription...?
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"^^cause her face fits that discription...?"
Ouch!
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Christmas leiderhosen!
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I think the primary reason many of us find Sandra Oh to be ugly is because Sandra Oh is really ugly. An extra super duper failed-facial-reconstruction-after-a-horrendous-car-accident kind of ugly.
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I usually have a thing for redheaded girls, so I'll go ahead and say I think she is still kinda pretty BUT she is also clearly paying the price for some decisions she's made in her life. It's a shame really, for me anyways a lot of redheads have so much natural beauty - such as Renee Olstead for example.
I can't help but think what Lindsay COULD have looked like had she taken a different path. :s
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I'd F Lindsay with my average sized white/black Muslim loving dick.
Praise be to Allah!!!!
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Her legs are looking muscular as usual, and she has lost all that healthy glow in her face like she used to have. She looks sad.
That said, people with red hair are usually nerds who change their hair colour because they know just how lame they look as redheads.
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I just cant believe how many people defend Sandra Oh. I know I defend Britney Spears sometimes. But at least Britney doesn't look like Rocky Dennis.
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CandyKills88, come on and register to the site !!! :)
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Lindsay looks 10 years older than she really is here. And I'm not a fan of those legs. PLEASE GO BACK TO BEING A REDHEAD.
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this chick is a mess...a disgusting mess...my stomach turns upside down whenever i see her...she has the same affect as aguilera on me...i am afraid she will die...i dont mind that since she cant handle her own life like an adult but i am scared she will take innocent lives with her...fucking bitch
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and that dres is possibly the ugliest dress ive ever seen...not only is it ugly but also made of plastic.
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I'd punch that in the back of the head for a dollar.
okay for free
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Looks like she's gained weight! Looking healthy there. Dress would've been nice it if were a bit longer.
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fat thighs and her face is beat....proof that drugs and bad time management will fuck you up.
The dress too short to work for her.
She needs to go away, 86 her psycho mom and save the little sister from the biz.
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i really wanna lve to do a leg massage on her :using no other than coconut oil:
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can we please ban all lilo and tara reid pics from this page, once and for all? they have got to be the ugliest and nastiest biatches in the world.
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ohh dude.. that is the fugliest dress ever..
she doesn't have the legs to pull off short skirts -lack of tonation & chubster knees?although the addition of her arms, breasts & face, make her undeniably hott...:) - just get a new stylist.
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Moe the only thing that would look good thrown on Sandra Oh is a paper bag. Serena - now there's another story... (magicstick would in a heartbeat)
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thats a fucking hideous dress wtf moe???
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say what ever you want about this skank, but this bitch has a very beautiful face,,,,,,,,,ugly body though......
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I love Irish women, and I've never noticed a woman's knees, so I just don't get the criticism. Irish-looking women like Lindsey, Julianne Moore, Rose McGowan, and Nicole Kidman are hot.
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Oh, and I love sluts, skanks, ho's, and lesbians, Lindsay's got it all. :-)
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and I love how McPerv doesn't discriminate and just love 'em all. :-)
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Ol' "FireCrotch" has looked a lot worse. I'd let her on her knees in front of me.
And thats the bottom line.....
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Speaking of Ms. Williams:
The beautiful, bootylicious, bodied and bodacious Serena Williams advances to the 2nd round of the 2008 French Open after defeating Ashley Harkleroad 6-2,6-1! WOO HOO! Go Lil' Sis!!
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ugh, it looks like someone put a large strip of plastic on her hem and neckline! EW!
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It's not that I think all women are hot, I just have a wide-ranging appreciation of women, from light and thin Nicole Kidman to dark and thick Serena Williams (I watch her matches just to see her ass). My only preference is for femininity and an hourglass figure, be it a small hourglass or large-ish.
And I don't have a double-standard when it comes to sex and women. Women who are wild in bed or who sleep around are a blessing to mankind and I would never disparage a woman for it.
Though some women excite me more than others, such as the smooth-skinned, full-lipped, sultry-eyed d55. :-b.....
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boring and her face looks so unhealthy
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#10 has obviously never seen hot women legs before
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#38 Sandra Oh has class, something many of your American women lack
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#9 I bet she has better legs than you,
But, who cares about the dress?
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#62 - Oh, snap! You totally got me on that one. It took you 40-some odd negative comments about her legs to come up with that?
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#61 - Junglegirl
Oh, we never said anything about Sandra Oh having or not having class. We just said that she is ugly. Because she is. Ugly, that is. Very, very ugly.
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@61 what's with all these holier than thou remarks, do you think there's a country that has only classy women? you are sorely mistaken. so take your fucked up cabbage patch pout and shove it.
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She looks like a sex-hungry leprechaun discovered by Captain Kirk on a distant planet.
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Even when she's all dressed up, she still looks like a 40 something retired stripper.
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WHY THERE'S NO UPDATES??? THIS IS GETTING CRAP ANNOYING HERE!!!
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i like her shoes.
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#60 Junglegirl, you got me, in all these years I have never seen hot women legs, even though I am obsessed with mini skirts and never fail to notice a woman's legs.
Tell me, what's wrong with Lindsay's legs? They are perfectly toned and sized, her knees may be a little rough but only becauise, I imagine, this beautiful girl spends a lot of time on all fours. Knees just don't matter that much any way.
Is it her freckles? I don't care about the color of a woman's skin or whether she has freckles.
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