Bastardly Lady of the Day - Eryka

Hi, I'm Eryka and my friend Joey aka Mr. Nice Guy told me to send in some pics for your Bastardlly lady of the day...

Okay, so, here I go for the first time ever! BYTHEWAY, I'm 24 year old college student and competitive drinker!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I don't know. I think I'm too straight!

Do you like your boobs?
Yeah, I think I do. They're a nice size for my short self.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Ew! Oh shit no. I'd rather go naked for life over creepy old guy sex. 3mil ain't enough to erase the saggy memories.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope. I hang out with my brothers a lot, who won't allow such things. ;)

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
No, I've never been to this site, someone just referred me. But I will look into it.

What makes you Bastardly?
Que? What does that mean? I'm confused...


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Cute, nice body, seems like you'd be fun to hang out with. From the razor burn marks on pg. 2 I'd say hairy too - not that there's any thing wrong with that, I like rummaging through the forest trying to find the magic button.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:16pm
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Hmmn, I'd definitely rape you and your girlfriends. You're getting a 5!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:18pm
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If you looked as good as picture #2, you'd have your whole body or face in it too. My guess is you took quite a few there just so you can pick just the right one to hide, whatever it is you are trying to hide.

Guessing it's flabby thighs.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:18pm
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I still don't know what your face looks like.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:19pm
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Your boy toy on page 5 has a certain resemblance with Ronaldinho... not in a good way.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:19pm
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ok eryka, I think you are really cute and sexy and all, but prepare yourself. your gonna get slammed up some, so hold on and keep a stiff upper lip.

3***s

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:20pm
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@ #4 - Sry, not all girls have that special skill of lookin like skeletons, like you prefer. Just sayin'

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:21pm
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what is the purpose of page 2? are you showing us the result of your lame shaving skills?

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:23pm
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Is pic #5 your prom picture?

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:23pm
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Yall trippin, this girl is a 8.5 fa sho...

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:30pm
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i can't even tell what the face looks like, it's all weird angles, or glasses, or blended in with other people, or a close-up of your razor burn. plus the answers are damn annoying.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:31pm
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Vague pics. She describes herself as short, on page 3 is she the midget?

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:31pm
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ugh no way how bout a close up with your face and body together thats an idea hideous

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:34pm
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Deevious1, the widget is broken so how could you know, but the stars only go to 5...

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:34pm
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Pic 2 would’ve been ok if I was in a strip club with the lights low and few shots of patron behind me – but I understand you were showing off your playboy bunny tan, tat & beard stubble.

Judging from your pics I would say you’re barely 5 ft tall. Pic 5 is your best pic minus reggaeton singer Don Omar.

Overall 3rd & long… Pass

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:42pm
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considering that i have no idea which one she is in the group pics, i'd have to say she's forgettable and ordinary at least compared to her friends. the second picture is pretty pointless; she could have easily shopped the stubble out, just a little bit, but it still doesn't show anything great. all in all, average and quite possibly ghetto. maybe better with better pics.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:44pm
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What's your address? I'll send you money for a bikini wax, hun.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:49pm
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So you'd slut it up for a site you don't even read, throing in some half naked shots, but NOOOO you wouldn't sleep with an old man for 3mil...

Liar, Liar....

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:49pm
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LOL @ 20 - is that on the first date? If you have a Lucky Strike Lanes take her there they serve liquor.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:55pm
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BoneCrusher said:

"Pic 2 would’ve been ok if I was in a strip club with the lights low and few shots of patron behind me"

I don't know what kind of strip club you go to dude but if the patrons are trying to get up behind you and fire off a few shots you probably need to find a new place!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:56pm
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Not only did you ruin your reputation, but also that of Mr. Nice Guy, for recommending such a skank.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 3:57pm
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Tits or leave.

Also - nice VAGOO. You are asking for it.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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"I don't know what kind of strip club you go to dude..."

Patron the liquor, newfag. GTFO.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:06pm
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@ 24 - LOL - yeah I know I shouldn't frequent those BYOB; bring your own liquor spots and hell the Rainbow Flags everywhere should have been a que for me to get the hell out of there but it was late and everything else was closed on Bourbon St!!!

Patrón

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:06pm
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i dont understand picture 2

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:07pm
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Don't declare Jihad on him yet - I think he was making a joke or at least how I took it, but thanks for having my back jihad!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:09pm
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my suggestion....give Mr Nice GUy a call...and have him take some pictures of you so that we can actually tell what you look like.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:10pm
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I GOT YOKES TOO.
I'm mean only to be funny.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:10pm
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ITT:
TL;DR
Picture 2 = the goods, skip the rest.
/BLOTD.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:13pm
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oh its her bajinga. Gross

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:13pm
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Yar, those be her mating quarters.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:19pm
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Wow. Just wow. And this not meant in a good way.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:21pm
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Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:24pm
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Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:26pm
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Que is a lame answer for a question unless you are in drunken in a bar in TJ. The only picture that you sent worth viewing doesn't even show your face....

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:27pm
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@ 38 "You just gave my monitor AIDS. I hope your happy. "

@ 39 "LOL, POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."

For those of us who aren't part Bender.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:28pm
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THAT'S S'POSE TO BE SEEKRIT!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:30pm
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party pooper!!!!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:32pm
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Sorry I was reading the Matrix outloud :-(

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Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:43pm
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umm not thanks. 1.5/5 stars

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:45pm
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ok i am not coming back to the site til those dumb floating ads are removed

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:46pm
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Was initially excited to have a blotd but that excitement is dead now and u killed it. Like someone else said, I can't really pick u out in the group shots so that says more than I really need to. As for pic 2, u might want to switch to waxing.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:56pm
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46 - lurk moar.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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I was blinded after the crotch shot. And yes, I'm still not sure exactly what you or your body looks like, but I'd recognize that crotch again if I saw it.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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inflated ego

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:12pm
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Lose the nose piercing you whore or you will sound like one of those old Indian ladies whose noses' whistle.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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Bonecrusher-

Yeah, of course I was making a joke. Unless you really are gay and then I guess I might have accidentally been committing some kind of unintentional hate speech crime.... It's all so confusing.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:27pm
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And in hindsight, my joke isn't nearly as funny as the one Mr. Nice Guy obviously is playing on this poor girl by letting her send in these pictures!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:29pm
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Wow. You guys sure love to be mean. You like to put people down like there's no tomorrow.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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Now, now Pamela, I complemented her on her crotch. That's not putting her down.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:40pm
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I thought I was being nice too saying I would pay for a table dance and complimenting her on her stubble. All I'm saying is there is a thin line between Raunchy & Right...

lol @ 56 - from Chapelle Show "Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate!"

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:49pm
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Eryka - Tend Skin, try it. It works.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:49pm
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MadMax - You're kinda evil, aren't ya?? ;-)
And if that Mr. "Nice" guy is her so called friend,
why isn't he on here now saying nice things about her or somethin'??

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 6:07pm
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If these pics were a movie it would be called Donnie Weako.

/2**'s

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 6:09pm
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What a nasty and fugly ho.

Her gangsta bf on the last page doesn't give her any extra points as well.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 6:12pm
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Completely pointless.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 6:13pm
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pass on this 1

**

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 6:13pm
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I want to stick dynamite in your cooch and light the fuse. That's my idea of a compliment. I meant that as a metaphor. Never mind. You're hot, and the fact that you took a picture of your privvies means you would let me and all my friends jizzle in ya skizzle.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 6:16pm
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Well, on page 2 she has thunder thighs ala Britney Spears..
but it's a lil funny you are tellin her to use wax...
kinda degrading lol

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 6:30pm
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Go back to your home on whore island!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 6:31pm
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I wish the BLotD would answer back.. I mean, how fun is it for them just to read this shit and not answer back?? Or maybe they are too sad by seeing this to even type.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 6:35pm
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I don't understand how people can be complimentary about her.

Look at page 3: her face is clearly ugly.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 6:42pm
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Oh come on!

No!

No!

No!

Nudes. No gangstuh's. No group shots unless it's group sex with your girls. Come on BLODS, git with the program!

But uh, no.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 7:20pm
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OK Pamela, just to prove I'm not evil, I zoomed in on a couple of her pixels and she does have nice eyes. But the crotch will stick with me forever.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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I will make her wear a BURKA. I am sure this will be the case as sure as I am there are 56 U.S. States.

P.S. Please Hillary, don't RFK me!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 8:07pm
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These are the most useless set of pics I've ever seen. The ones with you alone, you cant see your face which then render the group pics absolutely useless because you can't pick you out from the crowd. And how did you get to college without knowing what a simple word like 'bastardly' means? Stupid bitch.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 8:11pm
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Photobucket has banned the razor burn crotch shot. WTF?

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 9:55pm
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she probably deleted it =O

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 10:05pm
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not cute. and i think it's weird that you would put your pictures on a site that you just found out about

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 10:36pm
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I'd say her so called friend gave her some bad advice. She shouldn't have bothered with pics like that.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 10:37pm
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Please, people. I'm telling you; she's hot in person! Really! And yeah, she's 5 foot nada.

And leave her razorburns alone, they tickle my nose...

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 10:57pm
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Midget. Hot in person, probably compared to the average ameican ugly asses, yeah. You'll see 20 of them at the mall, loud, obnoxious, and skanky to make up for height.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 11:06pm
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#78 With you vicious bastardy of course she deleted them...holy christ on a pony these are some of the best most awesomes coldhearted comments i've seen in a while....bravo.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 12:27am
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THAT SLUT D55 HAS ADMITTED SHE'S A WHORE!!! READ LAUREN'S GUEST BOOK!!!
DO IT!!!

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 12:38am
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Mr. Nice Guy - Is Eryka still talking to you after you convinced her to do this? I'm sure she is a beautiful and sweet girl, but you could have helped her pick out better pics, bro.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 1:08am
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@69, hey pam you got d55 beat. you got a body to go with your head.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 2:59am
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Pic 2 is deleted but from the comments, I bet it's best that way.

Meh. Your face is so hard to see that I couldn't point you at the group picture. You don't do it for me, with all the strange angles and glasses. It reminds me of 14/15 year teenagers.

1/5

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 4:16am
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Eryka texted me her reaction to your Bastardly comments! "Those guys r meaner than u said theyd be, but w/e. its the internet so haters sayin shit dont effect me!"

From her phone to my phone to you guys.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 4:18am
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She has a nose (pic #3) like Karl Karl Malden (not a good thing). And who is the bucktoothed fag in Pic #5? Her daddy?

Rating 0.5/5.0 stars.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 4:26am
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Ok, first off - @ 86, yes, I sure do, sunny.
And second, cudos to you, Mr. Nice Guy.
Well played out and thought out.
I myself can be evil, but, boy!
You sure must hate that girl an awful lot,
or you are just that mean in your heart & soul.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 4:27am
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What's up with the 3 fat chicks and the midget in Pic #3? It made me barf a little in my mouth.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 4:30am
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Or.. she could be a total bitch who deserved this.. and comment #81 sure did humiliate her (esp. the end of it...)

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 4:42am
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Eryka - These bastards are usually mean to everybody so don't take it personally. Look at the stuff that gets said on here about supermodels and famous actresses.
Like you said, it's just the internet so who cares.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 8:50am
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Trim your gigantic bush a little better next time...I see a weed growing out of the top of your panties.

You have thighs like me.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 9:25am
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hmm i liked pic 2...the loser has spoken...one more time....

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 10:05am
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DO you give head?

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 10:20am
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you're ugly and page 2 is disgusting

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 10:22am
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83,
all over my ass again...grow a sense of humor and stop stalking me...damn bitch

psycho bunny,
you came last in the race cuz you aint got no pic at all! dont you have some homework to do or something? where are your parents at?

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 10:30am
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came in*

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 10:39am
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Fucking ugh.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 10:42am
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Why haven't these BLOTD figured out yet that it's all about picture selection?

Also, I have a feeling her best feature is her ass, but we can't see it. Why do women have such a hang up showing us their ass?

Glimmer, I agree with you. I actually like pic 2 in a weird and twisted kind of way. I guess we are just sick freaks!

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 11:06am
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I don't understand pic 2. Is she proud of her razor burn? This is a stupid picture...she is a twat.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 12:45pm
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"From her phone to my phone to you guys."

I'll try to not lose too much sleep over it.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 3:05pm
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10 points for the slice of butt cheek showing in pic 2.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 3:34pm
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@83 ha ha ha ha ha! d55 did admit she's a whore herself!

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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I know I'm a day late and a dollar short but this girl was so uninspiring with her shitty fucking photos I just couldn't think of anything to say for a while. I know from reading your stupid answers to the questions that you don't quite "get" what is going on here but For Christ's sake, would you BLOTDs quit submitting pictures of you and your fat friends and the douchey guys you are banging. I still can't determine what your boobs look like and thats why I come here, for boobs. At least hike your panties up higher so we can see some camel toe.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 4:50pm
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Nice! I bet I could slip my boney arm in that seemingly ultra loose pussy of hers. :)

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 7:05pm
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freaking ugly+slutty and thinks she's hot lol..typical American girl

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 7:35pm
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i don't think typical american girls are ugly sluts, bitch, but maybe you are

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 10:16pm
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Listen, I've had a boner for 23 years. It got so bad I had to strap it down for the last 22 1/2 years. Well, that was until now. This bitch is so ugly that my dick went turtle style and hid in it's shell!!! Now I am afraid it will never come back out.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 11:09pm
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Listen, Eryka, I'm aiming a gun at your filthy skanky ass, want me to pull the trigger?? I'm thinkin: Yes..

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 6:06am
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^^ Off your meds again, I see.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 1:33pm
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oh look. yet another blotd that hangs out with douchebags.

wait a minute. it's a blotd. why am i even surprised.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 1:47pm
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Well, I was NOT mean or evil, although I do have the capacity and have been know to before. I thought the crotch shot was the best one too.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:18pm
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Sorry, MadMax.. I kinda thought you were being nasty when you said you got blinded after the croth shot. Hey, maybe you meant something else by it.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 8:23pm
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Page 3: The FatCat Dolls.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 8:42pm
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