she needs to meet me. shell make the scandlous pages.

i get that girl in a recording studio while shes doing her next record, there could be a CD full of tracks of that girl have multiple orgasms.

one track could be called "Phil's Tounge In My Vagina" one could be called "Phil's Manhood in my Vagina"

if this girl gave me an hour, guarentee you shed never leave me again.

hey phil i want you in my trailer right now

dont care for the face but those little titties are screaming my name

oh god..you hideous creature!

Phil, other tracks could be called

"Phil's Halitosis in my Nostrils"
"Phil's Back Hair Between my Teeth"
"Phil's Flaccid Weenie between my Toe Cleevage"
"Phil's Lame Sense of Humor in my Ears"
"Phil's Banal Thoughts and Ideas in my Mind"
"Phil's Gun in my Mouth"
"Phil's Drops of PeePee on my Sheets"
"Phil's Tiny Paycheck in my Bank Account"
"Phil's Low Self Esteem on my Nerves"
"Phil's Anger Management Issues in my Life"
"Phil's Suicide on my Conscience"
"Phil's Pictures of his Ugly Family in my Photo Album"
"Phil's Goldfish in my Toilet Bowl"
"Phil's Wannabe Gangsta Wardrobe in my Closet"
"Phil's Loser Friends in my Apartment and on My Couch"
"Phil's Dude Rock Record Collection in my Jokes"
"Phil's Favorite Porno Sites in my Computer's Browsing History"
"Phil's Fingerprints on my Bottle of Expensive Lotion"

Maybe it's because I never have or wanted to see HSM but I don't get the fascination.

With those sunglasses and hair pulled back, it does make her look borderline tranny.

trust me Ed Yang, er, Billy Whizz, they wouldnt be anywhere near that list. but im not Delusional like some other people that post here about celebrities cough jeremy bosco cough, i wont ever be within a hundred feet of this girl let alone in her bed....

but, whatever, her loss.

Hahaha Billy Whiz, that was too funny. Honestly, i just spewed coffee everywhere. Oh the hilarity.

She's really very below average...

LMAO #5. Ew I would not want to see Zack Efron in a sextape.

Phil, you're always talking about Jeremy Bosco. Who the fuck is Jeremy Bosco and why are you so obesessed with him. Maybe the bonus track on you album should be

"Phil's Fist in Jeremy Bosco's Ass"

That would be a kick-ass closer to your album, especially if you include the live version.

^^I lol'd

What is with all the High School Musical references? You bastards are completely ignoring her fine work on the Suite Life of Zach and Cody!

I originally skipped Billy's comment because it was so long but OUCH! lmfao

I forgot to mention the hidden track that plays a minute after the end of the bonus track

"Phil's Lack of Sense of Humor in my Comments Section"

Jeremy is the bane of many people here on the site... He stalks Phil, Loki, and I'm sure a few others....

funny, keep riding on me all you want dude, im not the one who has to go home to a nasty disgusting wife.

at least my reality is better than your fantasy.

and this is why ive been scarce and will be getting scarcer here.

at least when people used to make fun of me, it was FUNNY. dude is NOT funny, in anyway. and the fact people FIND HIM funny means the front page users here are getting less and less intelligent, and WAY to easily amused.

i mean, cmon, at least if your gonna make fun of me, and you put in THAT much effort, at least make it FUNNY. i like laughing at myself as much as everyone likes laughing AT me...but when the attempts are THIS pathetic...jez....its boarderline just calling me "gay".

There are a couple of people here who would disagree with you about whether what I wrote was funny or not. Just look up. As a matter of fact, I would say a good percentage of this thread has been about how what I wrote about you was pretty funny.

And that people are laughing at you doesn't mean people are getting dumber, it just means your taking yourself too seriously.

And besides you set yourself up, Phillip. You threw a meatball right down the pike. I was just lucky enough to be in the batter's box when you threw it. If it wasn't me, it would've been someone else, trust me.

I know, getting old is a bitch.

Get a thicker skin, tough guy.

^^Dude, you need to lighten up. And i resent being called unintelligent just because i find something amusing. Who are you to say whats funny and whats not?

*My comment was for Phil*

Oh, and Phil, you are absolutely right, my wife is hideous. Feel free to make fun of her. Just put a little more effort into it. She's sitting right next to me, eating a blueberry cheesecake with her right hand, and douching herself with her left. What a fucking pig.

Just remember Phil, by offering up so much info about yourself over time you make it hard to maintain a cipher-like indentity. To paraphrase one of your heroes, Robert De Niro (you seem like that type of guy): You may THINK you know who we are, but we KNOW who you are.

She keeps getting uglier and uglier.

Don't be a prick, Billy Whizz. Stop trolling Phil. He's a good guy

omfg, get off of it, shut up already, @t #23- u need stop messing around with good guys here dickhead

Her sunglasses just completely make horrrible the picture.

She is the epitome of averageness.

She just has that slutty mouth. Phil & Billy get a room. Billy why don't you sign up for an account tough-guy.

ashley.... release the nudes before HSM3 please. spread the pussy.

what's the old internet adage? "arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded"

http://www.argaste.com/img/arguing_on_the_internet.jpg

I agree with 26 and WoW Ashley looks quite bad here.

Ashley Tisdale is slowly turning into Spicoli.

ugh..so so ugly