Bastardly Breaking News!! Amy Winehouse Brutally Kills A Rose!
Monday, May 19th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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She may have her fair share of problems...
But Amy Winehouse sure is a million dollar baby.
Especially now she's attracting the attention of Russian billionaires.
Roman Abramovich's girlfriend, Daria Zhukova, has reportedly asked the troubled singer to perform at the opening of an art gallery in Moscow this June.
And there's chat that a whopping sum is involved in the offer - some sources have even speculated there's around £1m on the table. Not bad for a day's work, eh? [Ananova]
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Yep this really messed up my morning alright...
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dear goddddddd
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They need to post her High School picture with every post. She use to look normal, WTF !!!
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Someone now REALLY give the girl some shoes! She's been walking around on those flimsy things in every picture that came by over the last month or two.
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What did she do, breathe on it?
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Why does she always look so fucking tragic? And is she not cold in that ridiculous bra top and those nasty shorts that she's been wearing for about a month. Ew, i bet she stinks.
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scary mess of a woman. somebody needs to tell this chick to wear more garments. the exposed fleash look doesn't work for everyone... ew.
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OK, someone has got to do an intervention. This woman needs serious medical and psychological help.
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WOW. she makes the homeless bag ladies in east baltimore look good about now
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will yall pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease stop putting this THING in the spotlight!!! Damn shame, she looks like Cher on Crack
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Nothing personal, but when will this talentless, fugly crack whore die?
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what a fucken crack head! so NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks, a-holes. Can't you post something more... well, not gross? Like dog poop or fatal car accidents?
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dear lord
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Amy's got a lot of talent. It sucks that she's going down an awkward route, but ultimately its her life.
Here's to getting better mate...
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That is scandalous to say the least! Henri Lloyd should sue!
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Good Gawd! I don't see her making it to 30.
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Can't wait for her next album.
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why do we even bother posting on her pictures. disgusting. talented singer but went downhill!
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