Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!

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Anon1 is gonna be all over this.
I like her.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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Hot would be an understatement. I would rate all aspects but I'm busy being me IRL.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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I agree, jennyla!! However, would you say she was as attractive as the Lima??? I've grown quite fond of here lately.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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OK, just a couple.

1. I love the pouty lip.
2. The total lack of tramp stamps.

That's all. Carry on. Nothing to see here.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:39pm
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nice bod! pages 2, 3 and 5... nice...
face is a little boring, but hey... it's me. i don't give a fuck!
i'd hit...

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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thats why i like you lokiman

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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hahaha! you know me redneck... a true bastard...

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:50pm
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Hah, I think we ALL can agree that Adri is a hotter creature:
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Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:50pm
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Holy fuck, Candice is hott as hell!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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^^nah.. check page 8.. look at her hugely wide shoulders, her no titties,
she has a funky body

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:57pm
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page 8 is one of the best pics.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:59pm
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^^whatever.. I thought you liked Adri more?? This site is full of gays, anyways

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:01pm
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pam
you are joking right? what the fuck is your problem?
look don't start no shit with me. either don't insult me or just don't speak to me at all.
all that personality switch bullshit gets annoying fast...

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:06pm
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adriana is hotter but she wasnt hot at the time that photo was taken pam. too young and skinny. i love the present adri.
candice has a great body but shes pretty boring and not memorable. but id hit it of course. i think she looks better brunette. blonde makes her look like a typical fake blonde bimbo and makes her too generic.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:09pm
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Pamela is your favorite food really toothpaste? Isn't that dangerous to eat that.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:12pm
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Look. I don't wanna fight here. I guess I know why you guys don't like Lima on that picture.. but hey. Doesn't matter.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:13pm
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Very nice but a bit on the generic side like some have said. Lovin the eyes though.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:22pm
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Where does the back end and the ass begin?

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:51pm
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Great day of eye-candy here at The Bastardly.

Candace is aesthetically close to perfection, but too tall for me.

The girls of the new 90210 are so much hotter than the old ones that it's not even up for discussion. One Shenae Grimes is worth three Shannen Dohertys.

I get the feeling Lily Allen is good in bed.

For the amount of fucking and drinking and drugging she's done, Lindsay Lohan still might just be the hottest girl around. Her ass is awesome, as are her tits.

Gwyneth Paltrow is looking sexy for the first time in her life.

Mila Kunis is gorgeous. She's got that cold Russkie blood running through her, so no one should say she needs to smile more. Russians, especially Ukrainians, need you to give them a reason to smile.

Still, out of all these beautiful girls and women, I would take Indiana Evans over all of them, because she's 17 and I am a fucking pervert. 17 year old pussy is like a Royal Flush; it beats anything. After that I would take Lilo, then Mila, then those girls from the new 90210, then Candance, then Lily Allen, then Gwyneth...

Holy Fuck.

You walk into a room. There is a couch and on the couch are nine naked women, all of them on all fours, wearing heels. There's Candance, Lily, Lindsay, Gwyneth, Indiana, Shenae, Mila, Jessics Stroup and Annalynn.

Who do you start with, and who do you end with?

As Rocco Siffreddi once so eloquently said: "I want to fuck you all!!!"

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:54pm
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Between Pamela, Loki and several other that jump in and make it interesting and fun, I think I like this place.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 7:04pm
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I don't uderstand why some morons compare Candice to Adriana.They are different both beautiful but different.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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I don't understand why some morons compare Candice to Adriana.They are different both beautiful but different.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 7:24pm
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generic but she's cute

looks very nice with the dark hair

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 8:03pm
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billy whizz...nothing starts until someone sets the dig cam ! :)

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 8:23pm
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she has some bitchy, devilish cat eyes...very sexy...the rest is blahhh

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 8:39pm
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@d55, eh, you didn't like the collar bones?

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 8:40pm
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haha i dont really have a collar bone fetish so no?

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 8:43pm
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d55,anything non traditional in the body fetish dept. you like to admit ???

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 8:49pm
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gorgeous!!!!!!!!
I agree, better as a brunette.
But, I would really like to see her do some crazy, out of the world
photoshoot rather than the same old cotton bra and panties shots.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 9:16pm
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too hot for tv lol shes very pretty

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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Body is HOTT!
Face....meh

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 9:51pm
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Looks yummy, guys should post some of her other work, although in her June 08 cover of German Elle they airbrushed her into a mannequin.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 10:18pm
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31,
yes, I like men with big shoulders and big, nice hands...always a turn on

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 10:26pm
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thank you, d55 ! :)

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 10:28pm
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^^what the hell are you thankin her for?? You gonna get yourself those things?? It's not like you can buy them in a store...

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 10:34pm
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37,
no problem Glimmer...yes, now, go and get those shoulders bigger and broader!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 10:40pm
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If there is any question on why there should be legalized cloning, see picture 4.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 10:51pm
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funny pam. :)

ok, i can't buy..but may be there is this special store for those of us that believe. ;)

d55...yes bigger and broader. it's always a wish away. ;)

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 11:03pm
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Shoulders, shmolders. A guy with respect, power, brains, a big dick, and a friendly face. Thats where it's at.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 11:06pm
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loving the list !!! (hey jennyla) anyone else want to chime in ?? the ears are set for broadband. ;)

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 11:14pm
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^^ooh... I can understand why you like to hear those things.. what is goin on in your head right now???

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 11:17pm
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Candice is a skinny white model who still looks feminine (Broad shoulders? No way.) Many of the white supermodels have masculine faces.

And nice pic of Adriana, I prefer her curvier but she's really hot in that pic, too. But don't take that the wrong way, Pam, I still want you to go eat a sandwich.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 12:06am
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Way better as a brunette! I never really realized how boring blonde hair can be until recently.
It really washes you out.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 12:21am
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she is pretty

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 12:25am
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This is nice pictures but just something I'll never get my hands on. Why bother?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 1:41am
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she has great shoulders! Even if she gained 10lbs on her ass, she wouldn't look fat. Those women with the bobblehead shoulders (no shoulders and head looks big in comparison and the hips that look too wide)) are sooooo unfortuneate.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 7:48am
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F U people, if you can't see this, you clearly need glasses,
she looks like a freak

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 1:30pm
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I disagree 8 Candice is hotter!!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 7:28pm
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