I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies YOUR request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS & fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Pussy Management

Dear god. What a fake lookin slut!

she has such ugly, bowlegs...page 3 and 5 - damn

Her ugly legs are the only nice-looking thing about her.

She's not really hot and I she has such a clown face with all the makeup. That said, her tits are fantastic, and for some reason it turns me on that she likes to show off those titty veins. Hey, look at me, I stuffed such huge balloons in there now you can see my veins. McPerv likes fake breasts. McPerv likes natural breasts. McPerv likes breasts.

christina look really good, love the outfit, maybe different shoes.

McPerv makes d55 laugh

LOL. McPerv wants to bang d55, d55 is smokin' hot. And McPerv thinks that all the arguing d55 does on Bastardly with jealous haters indicates she is wild in bed. Slap me and scratch me baby!

Tonka, that was genius.

Hey d55.. yea u asshole.. tara reid is still the hottest girl on the planet and there is nothing u can do about..

Hey, McPerv, I am crazy as well!! You like drugged up sex??

Nice footwear !

trainwreck.
what happened to her? She used to be hot.

tonka...thats the funniest thing EVER!!!

McPerv...whoa...I see you are feeling especially frisky today!!!LOL!

Pamela, cute face pic, but I need a body shot, too. I know you are really into the skinny thing, I can get into the thin thing as long as it's not out of hand, I have a 100 lb minimum.

No drugs for me, but feel free to be high as a kite.

Now Honey, there's a bod! You are right I am hungry today, and some of that beautiful chocolate is just what I need.

She's bow-legged, yo!

/would still hit it

The legs are
just.
too.
fugly!!!

I think this is where she looked very good:

Agree with the majority here. The only decent thing abt her was her eyes. They were so pretty when she didn't cake the make up on. Now you can't even tell if she has any and she really does look like a drag in the first pic.
She does look decent there Pam.

#18 she always looks good

I agree with Honey. Sounds like McPerv skipped his designated masturbation hour today LOL

i bet christina is a really nice person and is probably a good mother too.

10,
yes, Tara...you're the hottest girl on this planet.

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^^lol, how creative..

I never thought X-tina was hot but boobs in my face, that's so hot right now and bravo for the Pussy Management!

always a turn on for me

i think she's pretty and i like her boobs, just needs to chill with the hair bleach and foundation, and she'll look even better

shes definetly running away with the milf of the year award ikaromba

Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs, so I can sit next to Carson Daily and Fred Durst, hear em' argue over who she gave head to first

LOL 26 just proved how ugly she is thinking that picture of christina is anything good, saying people wish they looked that good without make-up...she looks fucking hideous there...LOL

@34 hey stupid whore d55, no attacking other peoples comments.

why has she been looking so sad lately.
is she suffering from post pardum?

d55 slut, shut the fuck up, put up a full head and body shot. that body you have on your profile doesn't belong to you, probably got it on photobucket. fake ass poster.

Looks like one of the White Chicks girl

I'd titty fuck that Mexican so hard she'd shit a burrito.

she has gotten very tranny like but I think Jennifer Anuston is still uglier.

Green is a good colour on her,and those shoes are love. From the neck down she looks awesome and oh so glamourous, but the face...Oh lawd the face! I just wish she'd tone down the makeup just a bit.Its too much.

at first i thought sunny-sunny-bunny was christina until he/she posted that picture

@ #34 - don't damn attack other comments please!

that huge blue vein is really creepy

She is ugly I think she is a Victoria beckham type, skinny but doing everything in her power to be hot. Skinny ugly people are way ahead of fat ugly people. At least if you are skinny you stand a chance. Think Jennifer Aniston, Fergie, Christina Aguillerra, Victoria Beckham, Lucy Liu, Giselle, all Skinny ugly women.

I've always found that no matter how hot a woman is, some guy is tired of fucking her and putting up with her shit.

the only difference here is that the balance of power in posh's relationship is with David Beckham. No matter how hard she tries, she ends up being the monkey in that relationship.
If XTina and the ape split up he'll never get another woman of that caliber while she'll do fine if not better. IF posh and Becks split up she'd have trouble trading up while you'd see him do fine if not better.

#48 She would probably get some guy who would take her for her cash, a-la K-Fed. He would probably mess around behind her back because she is such an insufferable, hi-maintenance bitch. Monkey boy will do just fine.

She looks better than her X-tina days but the clown makeup is a bit too much. Personally those fun bags are motor boat worthy so I am in!

Am I banned again??

What did such a small, skinny, harmless anorexic girl like you Pam, do to get banned? When they dont even ban some of the real offensive idiots (I wont say names). This website is weird.

Maybe because she used the "N" word . . . seems several people got upset about that.

*testing*

Hey. Pam? Are. you. on. Shrooms?

46 crazy talk- I think Lucy Liu is beautiful

55 r u dissin or messin with Pam??? Not very nice of you.

#56 has a bad case of yellow fever....and bad taste in old oriental chicks.

stupid bunny whore...dont you see you are not "other people" at this point...haha...jealous cunt...if you think that pic of christina aguilera is anything attractive, you must be one hideous creature...no wonder you stalked my ass for months and cant believe that body to be mine because it's so out of your league...get your ugly ass outta here.

http://www.bastardly.com/2008-audrina-patridge-shows-off-fake-boobs-in-h...

comment #47 - slamming body lmao

get outta here ugly mofo

Dude looks like he has bad breath...

You know he has that open mouth thing. People like that usually have really bad breath. Like baba booey from Howard Stern and P. Diddy. Both of them are known for bad breath.

Please. Please stop posting this bitch. She used to look good back in 2000. Not anymore. Her time is over just like Britney Spears

@58-59, d83, d55, damla ebay slut, shut your fucking mouth, your making shit comment about other post were i left a comment. your the crazy ass stalker now. go back and sell your cheap slutty clothes on ebay you whore.

She makes me soooooo thirsty.

go fuck ur self d55.. i am not tara.. tara reid is easily the hottest woman ever.. just fuck off d55 you sorry motherfucking cunt.