Niurka Marcos @ People En Espanol's 50 Most Beautiful
Friday, May 16th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFINAnd the Wiki says...
Niurka Marcos (born Niurka Marcos Calle on November 25, 1967 in Havana, Cuba) is a Cuban singer, dancer, actress, and erotic model. She is better known simply as Niurka.
She was a little-known actress in Cuba. Marcos already had a son when she moved to Mexico, whom she left behind to look for a better future.
Niurka had a son, Kiko, in 1991 and a daughter, Romania in 1995. She has not disclosed the father of either child.
In Mexico, she had mild success acting in Telenovela with Televisa, until she met producer Juan Osorio. Marcos and Osorio began dating in 1998. [Wiki]
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What the fuck is this???Mommy make the bad lady go away...
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She looks like Anna Chlumsky....you know the girl from "My Girl"
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esta es una pieza caliente de culo, ver los senos?
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^^Thats easy for you to say.
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Damn this girl is scary!!! When will they learn that plastic surgeons are not Magicians!!!
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she does look like Anna Chlumpsky
but Anna Chlumpsky on crack!!
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ROFLMFAO......
What the fuck is this???Mommy make the bad lady go away...
Thats some funny shit right there....
This is one scary bitch, those nails..... yikes, those bolt ons..... yikes
Scares the hell outta me and not much does that.
And thats the bottom line.....
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SuperDave - I took the time to copy and paste your statement into a translator and this is what I got....
is this a warm piece of bottom, to see the bosoms?
WTF?
I got a D in spanish....can someone help me out?
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"Mommy make the bad lady go away..."
hahahaha! thats funny!
but really though... this chick is grotesque. WTF!?. and i ain't even mentioned that "pay for one, get the other half price" boob job. get this chick out of here...
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She is disgusting.
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esta es una pieza caliente de culo, ver los senos?
(translation...)
this is a piece of hot ass, see the breasts?
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DO NOT WANT!!!
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Jesus.... this thing would make Jason run away in complete horror.
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Thanks, Mundo.
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oh god....this woman is scary looking...
and lol, it got even worst when I saw the scorpian tail standing erect on p.4
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well done mundo, and i will admit that this is not for everyone, but I can see myself in the bathroom mirror with a pair of pliers trying to dig those nails out of my back...
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her boobies have dents in them.
never buy bruised fruits.
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her boobies have dents in them.
never buy bruised fruits.
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What. The. Fuck.
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tranny alert !!!
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i thought it was a man in drag. Its vile.
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I actually gasped. I don't have a joke. I freaking gasped.
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Okay I now believe there are Aliens on earth!
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Someone went a couple rounds with those speedbags.
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My prescription: Fire and lots of it.
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she has a handle on her head for blowjobs.
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look at her belly bottom!!!! what in hell is that???? and her ears!!! she looks like a high drag elf!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! (screaming in terror)
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I just got the urge to sing. La cookarachca la cookarachaaaaaa ayyyyyyyyyyy
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we were so busy lookin at her nasty nails and titties we all forgot about that rod comin out of her head, wtfffffffff.
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there are so may gorgeous latin actesses and u choose this skank???.......i don't get this post.....peazo e' bicha.....
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hhaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa well said LOL
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Okay, she needs to stop smiling like that, it looks like it hurts.painful.
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HOLY TACO CARNITAS!!!!!!!!
YIKES!!!!!
MUCHO SCARY!!!!!
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This hag is gross. Don't tell me she made the list...
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LATIN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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She just needs some formaldehyde - yep - that's it :)
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20 years ago, if she had a hot bod then, she would have made a very slutty S&M vixen!
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