The Britney Spears & Adnan Ghalib Sex Tape. Oh My.
Friday, May 16th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Britney hits the gym in Culver City. Good for her!!It turns out all rumors are true: Adnan Ghalib is a fucking bastard. He's apparently shopping around a sex tape he made while he & Britney were in Rosarito.
For those of you who haven't been to this cheapass Mexican resort town, it's just a place American kids hit up during spring break to get drunk & sleep w/ slutty bitches. I was @ Pappas & Beers (huge open air club) back in 2000 & I swear to God, I saw two kids having sex on one of the various dance floors. They were a fat couple, so it was especially gross b/c who the fuck wants to see two fat people getting it on? Anyway, long story short, the shady Mexican security came to the rescue & kicked the guy's ass (almost killed the poor bastard) & after fondling the chick's boobies, kicked them both out. How's that for a tangent?
ANYYYYWAY, back to the Britney story @ hand. Bastardly sources close to the sex tape claim it was filmed @ Rosarito Beach Hotel & it contains plenty of dirty talking. For humanity's sake, let's hope this sex tape never gets released b/c two things will come out of this:
1. Britney will probably commit suicide due to all the press such a tape will ultimately create (not exactly a bad thing).
2. And most importantly, the entire world will smell like vomit for an entire week. Who wants that?!
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6 years ago I would be drooling to see a Britney sex-tape. Now it is the last thing I want my eyes viewing...
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I actually had some hope she would be able to be as hot as the old Britney, but now I don't think it's possible. She's too far gone now and is headed down the Marilyn Monroe road. This is really upsetting from me.
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Oh terrific. Just what the world needs. I smell an inevitable suicide approaching.
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She probably had no idea she was having sex when the tape was made..lol
I'm sorry but I dont want to see this nut job, white trash whore doing the nasty with the lord of all douches. I cant stand that fucker with that frigging landing stip shit on his face!!
Damn...she's such a cunt.
Cuntitis runs in the family tho..
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What the hell happened to this girl. There are millions of people in the world who are bi-polar and dont look like this. There is no excuse. And look at those dirty boots and that hideous gold purse. Get it together Brtiney.
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she looks so fat now...
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That adnan is one fucking douche!
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what? is she on her way to florida to move into a 'retirement community'. fuck man, there are big sunglasses, and there are big stupid idiotic, puke inducing, ridiculous sunglasses.
oh, and she looks like a fat fucking pig.
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Does everything she owns have stains on them? Her shoes are disgusting. She looks like a caveman.
Are these recent pics? She's so disgustingly fat and she needs Clearasil ASAP! And, some Raid for Adnan.
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zit queen
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OK, what's worse here:
1) The greasy hair
2) The blotchy skin
3) The Fat
4) The Sunglasses
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5) The fact that she can blow $61 Mil in one year and ends up in ROSARIT0?!?!??!?!
Sorry, I'm not a SoCal kid, but I've done Baja Norte & Sonora before and there are TONS of better places than Rosarito that you could go, especially if you have money and don't want to be seen.
Celebs are, for the most part, idiots.
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The Gene Simmons one was so bad. Something tells me that this one will be even worse.
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