Did John Mayer Get Some Jennifer Aniston Ass in Miami?

Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.co
These stalkerish bikini pics were snapped at the Mandarin in Miami, Florida.

Bastardly Questions that come to mind:

1. Why go for Jennifer Aniston's hasbeen ass when you can hit any hot piece of ass located @ clubs & bars all across Miami Beach?!
2. Why is John Mayer recycling chicks on his Previously Banged List? Is it out of convenience? Boredom? Maybe, pity?

Comment on this Bastardly entry »

31 Scandalous Comments

both fugly untalented overrated people.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:32pm
Reply to this Comment

John looks latino here...

Whatever with Aniston... they were showing on Vhl the hottest people from the 90's and she was on there, they were showing old footage of her. Wow she was so hot back then!!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:39pm
Reply to this Comment

dont care what anyone says...shes hot.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:44pm
Reply to this Comment

john mayer = i couldn't give a fuck. you and your music suck
jennifer aniston = i haven't given a fuck since about 2002. why are you still about?
useless couple...

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:46pm
Reply to this Comment

who knew John "Your body's a wonderland, mr. pansy wanky, let's be best friends forever" Mayer was all tatted up like that. a sleeve? christ. that was a little unexpected.

as for jenny. yeah, well, as y'all often put it, I'd still hit that.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:54pm
Reply to this Comment

The caption on page 5 is priceless. LOL

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
Reply to this Comment

overrated and ugly poor jennifer aniston has always been ugly big chin, small eyes, no lips. Ugly skinny body. overrated swine bitch!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:58pm
Reply to this Comment

overrated, but john mayer fucking sucks!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 7:05pm
Reply to this Comment

i really get the vibe that this chick is extremely insecure...having been with brad pitt made her feel much more than she really is worth that even she couldnt believe it at first...now, only young men are making her feel good about herself...i might be way off though...just my theory

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 7:50pm
Reply to this Comment

John mayer is a man whore and his music sucks.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 7:50pm
Reply to this Comment

much more worthy*

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 7:50pm
Reply to this Comment

god, i butchered that sentence so bad...it's beyond repair...oh well, you bastards get my point

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 7:51pm
Reply to this Comment

Yes, he is getting some Jen ass.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 8:19pm
Reply to this Comment

say what u want about Jen...her body is hot!
For any age.

John Mayer is the biggest piece of douchebag shit out there now.
He didnt give a fuck about Jessica Simpson and he doesnt give a fuck about Jennifer Anniston. He just wants to fuck them all. and the Pathetic thing about all this is that he isnt even HOT!!!

Says alot about these stupid hollywood bitches.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 8:49pm
Reply to this Comment

Bastardly is now a home for elderly women?

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 8:50pm
Reply to this Comment

@#4 If a flat assed, flat chested chick with a constant constipated look on her face is what floats your boat, then ok. Otherwise, she's not a hot piece of ass.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 10:24pm
Reply to this Comment

John Mayer is kinda hot in a weird way. As long as he's not making the "oh face" that he makes when he plays, we'll be good to go.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 10:47pm
Reply to this Comment

hahaha...i'm just kiddin'...d55 you my girl

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 11:41pm
Reply to this Comment

^^the demented bipolar poem writer strikes again

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 11:53pm
Reply to this Comment

i promise in and out
i am not this bipolar poet you speak about
he is not she
and if i were certified clear this would be

seriously i'm not the bipolar poem writer...just george. haha

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 12:12am
Reply to this Comment

^^my point, exactly. Wanna see a pic of Pam?? She looks reall nice.
Click on my name, she loves me

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 12:19am
Reply to this Comment

Pam = Pamela Susan Courson?
if so looks like she's fun
at least thats what i see
why do you ask this of me?

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 12:34am
Reply to this Comment

Don't you remember?? You wrote a poem about her.
And yeah - She looks like she's a lot of fun in bed ;)

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 12:39am
Reply to this Comment

the bipolar poet and I are not the same
I have posted under 3 different names
1. hey d55 hooked on phonics worked for me
2. Snoop & Pharrell circa 2003
3. d55: lb 4 lb baddest thing throwin down
I'm on the bastardly but hardly ever make a sound

on a side note where is the poet about Pam i would like to view it.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 12:58am
Reply to this Comment

@20-25, you guys are so funny and that one person thought it was just me ;)

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 2:35am
Reply to this Comment

pg 6 - her chin is bigger than his

these 2 are so boring

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 6:20am
Reply to this Comment

barely average body there are lots of women on the street who's got a killer bod than hers. She should be walking with a bag on her head and just show her supposed "hot" body bwahahahhah!

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 4:29am
Reply to this Comment

I agree with 28 jennifer Aniston is ugly. And her body is not so great either. I'd rather look like Fergie and at least Fergie can keep a hot guy unlike Maniston the boring lay.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 10:24am
Reply to this Comment

omg d55 you're so randommmmmmmm!! :S
i think you need to chill...jennifer aniston doesn't know you dude :)

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 12:22pm
Reply to this Comment

maybe the best ass of alltime!

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 @ 2:44am
Reply to this Comment

Make a Scandalous Comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.

More information about formatting options

Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.

Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!