32 Scandalous Comments

She's so short!

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:31pm

She is dressed like Ms. Jane Hathaway* with some POW! up under that blouse.

*Beverly Hillbillies, look'er up.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:35pm

ahahahahaah - that's all I have to say, stumpy midget, never understood the fascination with this woman

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:36pm

Come on...short or not...she is stunning with some nice boobage.

BUT what the fuck is she wearing??? She looks ridiculous!

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:56pm

That has to be one of the ugliest outfits I have ever seen in my life. Seriously.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:03pm

my bastardly home girl Leni said it...nothing special about her at all unless you're a tit man...so a decent face combined with huge tits is most likely golden to you.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:11pm

don't get me wrong I hold nothing against short women, I listed E.Cuthbert and M.Kunis as two of my fave hottest women, short and petite is hot, short and stumpy is not (my opinion)

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:14pm

er, uh, Captain, she doesn't need a life jacket, she seems to have her own floatation devices.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:17pm

But she hasnt always been stumpy..has she?

there was a time when she had a nice tight lil body.
She has gained some weight which might make her look stumpy but she just had a kid...maybe its babyweight.

damn...but I dont think she'll ever be that hot again. I mean she does have age to contend with....lol

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:29pm

LOL... at first thought that was David. Quite a contrasting duo, they make.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:34pm

School marm outfit? Dr Who tribute outfit?
These are questions enquiring minds need answers to!

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:59pm

she looks SQUAT. She's totally covered up...blah.

She has been quoted as saying "If you lose the baby weight while breastfeeding it's because you're not eating and it's not good for the baby..."

WHATEVER you little midget...you have a shitty body type so you are going to struggle EVEN after your personal trainer MOVES IN WITH YOU..dumbass jealous ho.

There are tonnes of girls that lose weight effortlessly with perfect stomachs afterward...Brooke Burke 2 weeks later on the beach...she has a taller, athletic body type. Alessandra will look perfect afterward I guarantee it as many other girls with this body type.

Get over it Salma and close your pie hole, your accent makes you sound even dumber.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 2:55pm

she looked OK when she was super skinny but she's not my type really...the above pics prove why.

Adriana Lima, Miller, Alessandra, Heidi Klum in her prime...that's what I'm talking about.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 3:07pm

I agree with Lisa. And she kind of has a mans face. And her boobs look awful in this pic. Not sexy at all. Nicole Ritchie even looks better postpartum.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 3:12pm

turn 'em upside-down & they all look the same.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 3:18pm

never found this chick hot...her lower face is huge and her body is way too short.

You have to be at least 5'5" to be hot in my books. 5'5 to 510

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 4:56pm

Her boobs looke huge!!

I can still see them through the frumpy librarian outfit...

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 5:18pm

You dudes that are criticizing her are lost...

She just had a kid, and she still looks great...

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 5:19pm

It's just a really, really bad outfit. Her face is beautiful, look at the last pic.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 5:28pm

a big MEH for me....no more hotness at all. When you're super short, you're always 3lbs away from looking fat.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 5:38pm

she is too sexy for words. the accent, the body, the hair and her eyes...she's perfect.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 7:53pm

Not only that but I hear her wrinkled up husband knocked up Linda Evangelista too.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 8:46pm

#20 See, that's why I don't watch Oprah. She could ruin hot chicks for me and that would suck.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 9:12pm

I have the same reaction as that bottle of champaign when I see Salma.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 9:17pm

She is fucking hot

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 1:35am

Damn Blouse, hiding her mommy mams!

Hot chicka, bad outfit.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 4:48am

OH YES! Definitely a MILF...YUM.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 9:40am

You are super Hot and now Filthy rich....Show the goods!!!!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 9:55am

looks boring now...I've moved on to more genetically gifted chicks..the ones that stay hot after pregnancy. They actually show their bodies!!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 1:54pm

People here seem to forget Salma just gave birth to a baby; she looks bloated because she IS bloated. Give her a few months to recover her figure; she is INDEED beautiful, not just a midget with a cute face and big boobs...

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 5:27pm

it's been a loooong time since that birth..gimme a break.

Her personal trainer DID move in with her and she worked out twice a day for months...that's the bloated result..yuck..hate that short, fatmagnet body type.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 5:36pm

I'd bet that every man in here who wrote a condescending comment about the lady is a fat,ugly bastard that sits around there house in their poop striped skivvies with a beer can propped on their guts watching porn flicks because they couldn't even snag a date with that ugly old skank in the white house pressroom briefings.
LOSERS!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 9:38pm

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