Mischa Barton Hides Her Cellulite Ass & Gets New Shades!

These were snapped in NYC.

If you want to yack on command, all you gotta do is strip Mischa Barton naked, put her in a nice pair of bikini bottoms (large in size) and proceed to yack. If you followed the directions properly, you should have an image that looks something like this...

OOPS, MY BAD!!

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26 Scandalous Comments

get ready to hear the cries of sack of cellulite Alex.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:27pm

Man alive,I like a nice fat ass,but yamma mamma that's fright night.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:29pm

I'm prepared d55

Her ass probably feels like cool whip undeneath some skin

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:29pm

HER SHADED LOOK FUNNY LIKE SHES AQUAWOMEN OR SOMETHING HER LEGS GOOTA BE PHOTOSHOPPED NOW WAY THERE LIKE THAT IN SUCH LITTLE TIME THEY LOOK LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE ON A HOT DAY

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:31pm

A sack full of wet mice,a bag of clams.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:32pm

Oooh, I like her shoes....

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:35pm

what the fuck? did she raid the fucking Wardrobe set of Charlie And The CHoclate factory for those glasses?!?!?!

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:37pm

3,
no; you have it wrong! she is so beautiful and has a beautiful body that you wish you'd never see her in person! cuz you know, she'd make you feel like nothing and all LOL

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:43pm

LOL
she's hot

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:45pm

hahahhahaha d55

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:45pm

hahaha stripes on her thighs...

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:56pm

I think she just does this stuff for attention. Wow.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:58pm

@7 i was thinking the same thing.

Also she must lose a lot of bets or something because even the look on her face in these pics is like she is thinkin how much she is gonna be made fun of.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 5:10pm

I think that she´s still HOT!!!!

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 5:22pm

Those glasses have to go. She has a really pretty face. I feel bad for her, those bikini pictures are terrible.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 5:43pm

Looks like she's headed to work at Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 6:14pm

PS....Guess what's on the menu for lunch at the store.....You guessed it.
Cottage cheese!

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 6:15pm

Somewhere, Elton John is pissed he can't find his shades...

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 6:44pm

how can someome so thin, have so much cellulite

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 7:09pm

Cottage Cheese is good for you....lots of proteins...

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 7:41pm

even if the photos are photoshoped the joke is on her

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 10:02pm

she should stop pretending that she's still thin. those clothes don't look as flattering anymore.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 11:51pm

moe... if there was ever a time to re bring out the yeloow pen+holy god thing this has to be *it*

i defined holy god in the bastardly dictionary when bastards define...! as

used to describe something that is beyond beyond horrible. or that is horrible in a new or shocking way.an image or sitution that has you wanting to use/or invent a mind eraser

e.g.(this pic of tara reid i snagged from the front page/whenever)

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3627/holyghb6.jpg

moe... i think there's new holy god in town... ;)

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 8:44am

for the full effect...

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 8:48am

These pics are disgusting. I'm gonna stop defending her after this...

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 5:50pm

omega
how can someome so thin, have so much cellulite

It has NOTHING to do with weight. Clearly, this should prove it to you.
Looking at that picture - it made me smile.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 6:38am

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