Eva Longoria @ Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Si ennuyeux: Eva Longoria's French vow
She said: "I've sworn to myself that I'm going to be able to speak passable French this year. I should be working on it right now, to tell you the truth, but I'm having fun being relaxed and laid-back and I don't want to get stressed out.
"But at some point this year, I'm going to take serious French lessons because I want to be able to understand Tony when he speaks French with his family and friends. Even though Tony always serves as a translator for me, I feel a bit isolated from his family and I want to overcome that and feel closer to them by learning the language." Source












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this is the best of her!
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If only she could look like this all the time and not talk ever then I would actually be able to tolerate her
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who cares. so overrated
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I don't like eva but I'm feeling sorry for her because french is a very difficult language to learn, verb tenses are a nightmare
the dress is pretty but I don't like the colour
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Wow she looks beautiful. Love the dress and the makeup.
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This woman is perfection, even if she is only 5'3
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Yea, good luck with the french, not an easy language. I've spoken it my whole life and still j'ai de la misere des fois.
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beautiful.
Tony Longoria is one luckyy guy.
i meant to say Tony Parker..
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"tangled up in a bush" dress
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Looking old and the midget is 5 ft...at most.
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