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She looks like some kind of robot bride. He's hot though.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:22pm
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that just can't be a normal married couple

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:22pm
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looks like victoria is sucking the sourest sweet, ever!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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check out that bird's nest on top of her robot head

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:24pm
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fucking bitch coulda got out of her bath robe at least....

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:25pm
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but that is a sweet ass porsche...

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:26pm
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that.......BITCH!!!!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:31pm
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that.....BITCH with the SWEET-ASS-PORSCHE!!!!!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:32pm
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Hmmm there should be a Barstardly Poll: Becks vs Posh to see who is prettier

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:58pm
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They both look like wax figures.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 5:23pm
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@10 they really do.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 5:24pm
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Can anyone here spell face-cake?

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 5:24pm
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Friggin' Robo-Hooker.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 6:03pm
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U guys are losers. U would so hit that. But Vic would look at you like you were dogshit.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 6:22pm
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David is too hott for tranny looking victoria

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 8:14pm
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Ugly, artificial, flipsy and stupid.

And Beckham looks ridiculous every single times he tries to dress up.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 8:18pm
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*every single time.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 8:18pm
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these are definitely two of the best dressed celebrities today. IMO

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 9:09pm
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Posh is practicing what to look like once Tommy boy has her and Becks indoctrinated into Scientology

Sort of what Tommy's robot wife looks like

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 10:54pm
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It's not a 911 turbo, it is a 911 but it's not a turbo, the turbo has massive air intake on the side, just ahead of the back wheels.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 11:19pm
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He's not hot at all.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 11:37pm
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Her hair and makeup here are waaay too matronly for a 34 year-old. The dress is quite elegant, though.

He's just hot as fuk, and you KNOW he's nailing all that SoCal totty now that they've moved there.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 9:24am
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