Piper Perabo @ Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala


And the Wiki says...
Piper Lisa Perabo (born October 31, 1976) is an American movie actress.

Other recent films include The i Inside (2003), Perfect Opposites (2004), George and the Dragon (2004), The Cave (2005), Edison (2005), and The Prestige (2006). She has also appeared as a nutritionist on the Fox TV show House. [Wiki]

Can someone with deep pockets & an equally deep network please give this woman a job? I'm sure she'll provide sex in return...

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22 Scandalous Comments

she looks really bad here.. i didn't even recognize her for a second.
it's like looking at a blonde cruella de vil...

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 11:59am

why?

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 12:03pm

bitch looks like she's about to go haunt a house...

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 12:04pm

She looks like a guy in drag trying to do Vogue era Madonna. And failing.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 12:06pm

There's nothing left of the coyote ugly

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 12:18pm

Wait, the ugly is still there

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 12:18pm

she looks like a big sad clown.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 12:21pm

Big deal, so she doesn't have a fixed 'smile-for-the-paps' expression... I think she looks fine.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 12:27pm

Please stop it Piper...Your scaring the children...Just cause you squandered your career doesn't mean you should do your worst impression of Betty Davis.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 1:43pm

She looks like cybil sheppard in her tranny years. eez nottasoguuud.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 1:43pm

Is this some kind of joke??

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 1:51pm

What the fuck is going on here?

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 1:59pm

OMFG it's Bettie Davis re-incarnated

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:22pm

haha - First thought "Sharon Stone is looking really old"... oops

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 3:00pm


The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 3:15pm

good lord. she looks like Louis the 16th

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 3:58pm

Blat BLat BLat!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:22pm

This is very young-Sharon Stone-meets-Joan Crawford. I know it's the costume gala and all, but jesu cristo.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:58am

Why weren't you all at the gala? Not invited?

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 2:12pm

^I blew it off for an audience with the queen. She wanted me to give her lessons on how to be more elite.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 6:34pm

LMAO AT ALL UR COMMENTS!!! OMG SHE'S A HIDEOUS BEAST IN THESE PICS

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 11:33pm

That looks like a lost stooger! Could it be Larry's long, lost, twin?

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 12:26pm

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