Piper Perabo @ Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala
Posted on Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 11:31am by Moelicious

And the Wiki says...
Piper Lisa Perabo (born October 31, 1976) is an American movie actress.
Other recent films include The i Inside (2003), Perfect Opposites (2004), George and the Dragon (2004), The Cave (2005), Edison (2005), and The Prestige (2006). She has also appeared as a nutritionist on the Fox TV show House. [Wiki]
Can someone with deep pockets & an equally deep network please give this woman a job? I'm sure she'll provide sex in return...

she looks really bad here.. i didn't even recognize her for a second.
it's like looking at a blonde cruella de vil...
why?
bitch looks like she's about to go haunt a house...
She looks like a guy in drag trying to do Vogue era Madonna. And failing.
There's nothing left of the coyote ugly
Wait, the ugly is still there
she looks like a big sad clown.
Big deal, so she doesn't have a fixed 'smile-for-the-paps' expression... I think she looks fine.
Please stop it Piper...Your scaring the children...Just cause you squandered your career doesn't mean you should do your worst impression of Betty Davis.
She looks like cybil sheppard in her tranny years. eez nottasoguuud.
Is this some kind of joke??
What the fuck is going on here?
OMFG it's Bettie Davis re-incarnated
haha - First thought "Sharon Stone is looking really old"... oops
The apple didn't fall far from the tree.
good lord. she looks like Louis the 16th
Blat BLat BLat!
This is very young-Sharon Stone-meets-Joan Crawford. I know it's the costume gala and all, but jesu cristo.
Why weren't you all at the gala? Not invited?
^I blew it off for an audience with the queen. She wanted me to give her lessons on how to be more elite.
LMAO AT ALL UR COMMENTS!!! OMG SHE'S A HIDEOUS BEAST IN THESE PICS
That looks like a lost stooger! Could it be Larry's long, lost, twin?
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