Bastardly Lady of the Day - Jenna
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Hi, Im Jenna and I'm 17 years old bastards! Mwah! xoxo
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Salma Hayek.
Do you like your boobs?
They're alright...
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Ew! that's gross.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Britney Spears.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I love all these ladies because they are as bastardly as me!
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm 17 and I'm posting my pictures :)
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She's pretty but way too slutty...
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HAHAHA @ the boyfriend. Yeh, he's about as thug as they come.
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17!?! Won't I go to jail for commenting on you?
Legal BLOTDs please.
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pretty good body
average plain passable face
too much makeup, which makes you look slutty and your eyes droopy.
3 out of 5 stars.
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Pretty sure that's her brother. They look way too similar. And if you're hat is to the right side like that, does that mean you're a Crip or a Blood? I forget. Or maybe he is representing some new ultra thug suburbian gang?
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I'm not going to say nuttin cause that's all I need is for Chris Hansen to show up on my door step. I'm waiting for her to offer me some sweet tea or cookies she just baked.
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You are underage and so was your Eminem impersonator.
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Is this a teen dating site now?
Come back for legal comments when you're 18.
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spitting image of jamie lynn spears in pic 3. another average one. she needs a make-up lesson or a spare mascara wand.
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@ 5 LOL no it means you're part of the 1980 Band EMF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpPR9pN_49s
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sorry, pic 2.
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@ 10 - Oh yeah! That's where I saw him. He's "Unbelievable"
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Even at 18 I'd pass.
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you were pretty until i saw pic number 5
GOD DAMN
that FOREHEAD IS MONSTROUS- maybe you should cut a fringe like Rihanna- she also has a 5 head but she looks hot with the fringe.
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um....no
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17?? Pass.
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ugh slut
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You will grow up to be a high maintenance slutty college chick....BTW my predictions are never wrong.
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Mall chicks are lame. She'll be doing keg stands and drunken gangbangs next year at frat parties. No thanks.
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Um...Well...Not bad, but dime a dozen on Staten Island and I get that feeling from you.....You are good looking girl....Now go to school and be something or enter the porn industry when you are 18..You decide.
PS....Whatever that is on the last photo...Needs to part of the "Scared straight" program....It's not cool to look like that....It is pathetic.
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Young and dumb, what a great way to be! Not to mention she is pretty fucking hot! 5 stars for sure.
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yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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She is going to look super busted when she turns 18
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Nice bresssesssessss. The dude on # 7 Wasssssup Boyeeeeeeeee.
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Page 7...You may want to find a better game than 52 pick up to look like your mature.....
And what is that? Skankee beer?
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don't take pics with useless douches. it spoils the fantasy. too young, so long...
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By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age.
I thought that there were rules man.
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Quit trying to puff up your non-existant rack with that cheap ass Victoria's Secret "Pink" line and give up the fucking sneer/grimace. They don't make you hot you underage chav.
P.S.: The peace sign picture thing is only cute when Japanese girls do it.
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@ 28 - Peace sign - That's funny and true. Freaking Miley does it in every pic.
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HA HA HA H AH AH AH HA HAHA H AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! britney spears.......HA H AH HA H AH AH.........SKANK!!!!!!!!
WTF is that WIGGER drinking!!!!! CHEAP-ASS WIGGER ROOTBEER!!!!!!
HA HA HA HAH AH HA H HAH HA AHH!!!!!!!!!
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I'd say come back when you're legal, but you'll probably be knocked up at that time so...
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Jenna, you are a HOT FUCK MONKEY.
I don't know if you had any plans for the rest of your life, but may I suggest that you go into the adult film business.
I promise you will make about 3 thousand a day if you choose to fuck on camera.
Your tits aren't alright, they are perfect.
It looks like you have a dirty nasty side to you that needs to be introduced to the world at large.
I would pay top dollar to watch a giant cock go in and out of your tight shaved pussy.
I bet you like to let guys come in your mouth, you pretty little whore.
Next time send some pictures of you in your underwear, on all fours, with your perfect ass towards the camera.
In other words, I'd love to fuck you, bitch.
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You're not ugly that's for sure but you seem pretty fucking annoying. 5 stars anyway... you're the hottest BLOTD yet.
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Ew at Dr. Anand Mal...whatever, get laid loser.
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You guys must be desperate for BLOTD.
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Wtf?? hot? She be fugly!! And not nearly as slutty as d55's profile pic.
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by the time i got to the last pic.
survey SAYS...........
XXX
RIchard Dawson would just LOVE to have you on his show.
WAIT - is she even old enough to know who that is?
pass
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Underage teenage skank, who's illiterate because the rules clearly state that you should be 18, or maybe she just can't count that high. Anyhoo, looks like a skank, takes pics like skank, so therefore must be a skank.
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Hey, Dr. Anand, we don't have sex with children in this country, you terrorist. You can go to jail for that. I'm sure you're not allowed to have sex with children in your country too, wherever you are from. In your country they probably cut off your dick for having sex with a child. At least we're not monsters like you. We have compassion. Now go blow yourself up before you do something stupid.
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nah...
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i kinda doubt your even 17, maybe 15-1/2? just not into kiddie, uh, anything....NEXT?
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and bunny, quit trying to pick a fight, it takes up too much room on the post and causes much time wasted reading your childish shit, so please?
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I was born in Montecito, California, you racist pig. This is my country. And in MY country, the one I live in, the one that sexualizes 15 year old girls, I see nothing wrong with lusting after a hot 17 year old girl who puts pictures of herself in short shorts and pushup bra up on the Internet. What else I am supposed to think about these pictures, you idiot? Am I supposed to tell her to stay in school and don't drink and drive? She's hot. I think she's hot. And I would fuck the shit out of her. I'm only saying what the rest of you are thinking. It's not like I'm contacting her and setting up a date. I'm not stupid. She just reminds me of a pornstar. I bet she looks great with a fat wide dick in her little mouth. That's all.
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lol @ 31, I think that's gonna be pretty fucking true. 17 maybe legal here in England but you look like the type who'd be doing the rounds on peoples mobiles, staring in your own "I'm a good girl but I let football players run through me every weekend" gangbang video, ahahaha.
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your face reminds me of jodie marsh...which is a big no no. and for crying out loud, learn how to fucking smile
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I would hit her long, hard, and deep.
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haha, u kinda look like Britney indeed... specially in the second pic =)
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Slut next door...
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I don't think Slim Shady is old enough to drink beer.
/4****'s
//not too shabby
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shes old enough for me
legal age here in LA is 16
thats Lower Alabama for you nonRednecks
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17, huh? Well, I hope your head has stopped growing, cuz it's seriously on swoll.
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^^LOL
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I leaned the truth at seventeen that love was meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear-skinned smiles who married young and then
retired.
The valentines I never knew, the Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful. At seventeen I learned the truth.
And those of us with ravaged faces, lacking in the social graces,
Desperatly remained at home, inventing lovers on the phone
Who called to say, "Come dance with me," and murmured vague obscenities.
It isn't all it seems at seventeen.
A brown-eyed girl in hand-me-downs whose name I never could pronounce
Said, "Pity, please, the ones who serve; they only get what they deserve.
The rich relationed hometown queen marries into what she needs.
A guarantee of company and haven for the elderly."
Remember those who win the game lose the love they sought to gain.
In debentures of quality and dubious integrity.
Their small-town eyes will gape at you in dull surprise when payment due
Exceeds accounts received at seventeen.
To those of us who know the pain of valentines that never came,
And those whose names were never called when choosing sides for basketball.
It was long ago and far away; the world was much younger than today
And dreams were all they gave away for free to ugly duckling girls like me.
We all play the game and when we dare to cheat ourselves at solitaire.
Inventing lovers on the phone, repenting other lives unknown
That call and say, "Come dance with me," and murmur vague obscenities
At ugly duckling girls like me at seventeen.
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This chick has the makings of being a REALLY BIG chick...Take a look at your mother and do everything exactly opposite... You're about 2 years away from being a used up chick in some city college...Start working out quit eating everything and wipe that fucken smile off your face...
On a side note I think the dude looks more like her little brother then her old man...
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wtf is up with her eyebrows???
GROSS.
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Being 17 and posting your pics on here does not make you bastardly. It makes you a fucking idiot.
Oh yeah your dime a dozen personality and possibly above average face w/o skank makeup doesn't do anything for me.
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u look like a 2 $ hooker
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1) You're wearing way too much makeup and it makes you look cheap.
2) Your fake nails with white tips make you look like a hooker. I don't care how many girls from Laguna Beach or The Hills have them, it's NOT a good look.
3) That fake Louis Vuitton (even worse if it's a real one) is so outdated, only strippers with really bad taste still think it's hot. Hint: logos are OUT.
Dress your age!
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Seriously, 17? SERIOUSLY?
and question #3's answer; "Eww that's gross", really, because Im sure 3 million dollars is just out right disgusting.
17?!?! NNEEEEXXXTTT. Try again when you're a big girl hunnie.
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@57 Maybe that's because she is!
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no...not attractive or pretty...and whats wrong with your smile? it looks like you force yourself to be able to smile or in pain
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She's cute, but shouldn't these pictures have a big yellow JAILBAIT warning by the Bastardly Surgeon General?
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d55 let's moe have anal sex with her, that's why she can post all the time and say whatever she feels like
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You're 18 FFS! Says so in the guidelines.
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I have to say this is the best looking BLOTD in a LOOOOOOONG time. You're hot, but your smile sucks. You seem like a stuck up, insecure bitch... but hey, what girl isn't in high school?
And just wondering, how many people here talking about getting in trouble for lusting after this girl actually live in a state where it's not legal to fuck a 17 year-old? 16 is a typical age of consent in most states.
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someone trying to show off her new teeth
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Barely bangable slut. Not impressed at all by this monkey.
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@63, hey don't steal my shit, give d55 a bad time with your own id ! your going past the limit with attacking the mod of this site, i only give d55 shit .
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okay, okay... pic 5. smiling or taking a shit?
make a choice folks...
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She's takin a shit whilst smilin for the camera :)
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Been missing the BLOTDs and this is what I end up with? She says she's 17 so there's not much I can say there. If u really are 17, you've got quite a headstart on being a typical college skank.
As for the guy in the last pic, I'm guessing his cap magically goes to the front when he goes into the city; that is if he doesn't take the hat off completely. Just a hunch I have.
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Your face just doesn't do it for me. I can't really tell what. Maybe the nose, or the shape of the eyes and mouth.. Don't know, but it makes you a "mehh" 2/5 stars
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SHE LOOKS LIKE JODIE MARSH
I finally figured it out
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Yeah...you need to work on those eyebrows. And way too much eye makeup. And take care of your skin, it already looks pretty rough and old.
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trashyyyy, too much makeup, stumpy legs ;)
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"By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age."
i guess you havent learned how to read yet? what have you been left back in Kindergarten for the past 12 years?
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NEXT
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remember whoever is posting as me if i get banned, your ip address gets banned by default.
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Hmm, cute. Pretty even. Chill on the makeup and definitely don't pluck your eyebrows any thinner than they are now. On page 5, what the hell is up with your eyelashes? Did you look in the mirror at all after you put on the eyelash stuff? They're all clumped together or something, I can't quite tell. But, whatever, you're still a good looking girl, even if you're still a high school girl.
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I just hate d55 like you, bunny! Sorry. I thought I was doin you a favour.
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...She is clearly sticking out her ass and tits, and for some reason i get the impression that she fucking stinks. d55 is one of those people who looks like they smell really bad. And d55 seriously are you a prositute? I cant think who else would wear such tacky shit apart from a low class hooker.
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^^ stop jaggin off to people's profile pics, you sicko
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linda, thought i would just warn "whoever" to know what might happen. so no offence taken. i never bring in the mod or mods.
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average
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shes ok. too much makeup. someone needs to teach her how to use mascara
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I'm with Caitie, NEXT.
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That is not d55's pic!! Silly people. That is a real like manniqin (sp).
She sells dresses.. I mean, why do you think her face isn't on the pic??
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No offense Jenna but your just a child, you need to be somewhere reading a book, trying to get somewhere, instead of trying to act like an grown woman, don't grow up before your time!
so yeah I'm not gonna comment on you
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hey you say thats a mannequin on d55 pix! i going to look on the internet to match the body!:)
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d55 is fat as fuck look at the belly on her
disgusting
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Now this one is damn hot!
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She looks like she's grinding her teeth (page 3), like when you ask a kid to smile and he/she will make that fake, forced one. Her friend's moles are really gross by the way.
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LOL @ 44 - she totally has that look, heck she'd probably be distributing the video to her friends herself,
she's kinda okayish looking i suppose, but nowhere as near as hot as she thinks she is
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shes 17? thats jailbait right there!!! jailbait inc from missouri, and california
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shes 17? thats jailbait right there!!! jailbait inc from missouri, and california
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d55.. why no pic of your face?? Don't they have like real cameras in your country who can show your whole body?? Or are you so ashamed of your face?
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Next year she'll be lap-dancing.
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Also, d55.. is it really true that you got raped by your own brother or something?? That would explain why you are dressed like a 5 $ hooker on your profile pic.. Also, in Turkey, wouldn't men just spit on you if they saw you dressed like that?? Cover it up, d55, you have brought shame on your country.
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17? theres a world full of disappointment waiting for you.
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^^^^
loser
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wth...rules thing for submitting pics for BLOTD says "by submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age"...why are we looking at these pictures then? i dont get it
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and she's not even hot enough to bend the rules for. i still dont get it.
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she near hot enough, she looks cute... pretty jailbait-ish!
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miley peace sign.
holler.
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you're only 17? Wow, you look A LOT older than that. That's kinda sad...
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17? She just got her braces off. She must be exploring her body. Learning things. If you need a teacher, I would gladly help you. Do you have a web cam hotrod?
Drop me a line sometime.
masterdong11@hotmail.com
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^^^ why do u keep advertising that stupid site constantly in all your posts!
and this girl aint pretty...but you can tell she thinks she is!
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pics 1 and 2 are the best because u can't see her face close up
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god daym!! 100 comments wow!!!
ok now for some serious business, I can schedule you for a full body checkup tomorrow night around 11 pm?
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@ #106 - can you shut the fuck up please
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@ #53 - Jenna, I have to give you props for the Janis Ian lyrics, even though you weren't even born yet when that song was on the radio.
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no. just... no
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17 and posting on bastardly.... i think that makes you a slut.
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