Ocean Pacific Bikini Shoot: Rumer Willis Edition
Posted on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 11:57pm by Moelicious

My apologies about Pete Wentz spoiling the pics. I have no any idea how they convinced the bastard to do the shoot.
Anyway, make sure you check out additional pics from this shoot which includes other hotties (Christina Milian, Kristin Cavallari, & Josie Maran).
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Oh lord so there is a such thing as an ugly gene
Wilmer, when is there going to be another season of Yo Momma?
I wonder how they figured out which dude to carry around on the surf board.
Why did Pete look so happy? Did he not realize he's been having Fez's sloppy seconds?
lol! theres a fall out boys band guy! lol!
It's not an ugly gene, just a bad mix of parentage.
I mean really Bruce Willis an Demi Moore? What kind of kids would you expect if you bred with of those two?
It's an ugly gene, Bob, and I think only one of their kids managed to escape it. Barely. Demi had to have an assload of surgery to look the way she does. Those kids were doomed.
They used the pose to try to disguise her busted mug, then photoshopped the hell out of that "girl." She has a chin that puts Jay Leno to shame.
I realize the penalty for saying this but I don't think she looks bad in a bikini. Having said that, the next time I'm out and someone stabs me, I'll already know why.
Putting aside the fact that she's ugly, she's pasty as hell, as is Pete Wentz. Even the guy with plaid shorts looks pale for his skin type.
It really clashes with the outdoor, healthy, surfing vibe I'd imagine that OP would want to have.
Pretty good body, I would hit that.
But then again I have very low standards.
Not even photoshop can save this mess! Fucking ugly.
Wentz has the dumbest fucking tattoos ever.
the fug and douche connection...
hahaha it's a trinity of douche bags
Well aside from her face, I think she's not too bad, body wise, I've seen worst celebs right here...one thing I do like about her face is her eyes, and that I'm sure she got from her mom..I would swallow my pride and hit that too...like if I had any pride..lol.
Rumer and Pete look like brother and sister, but which one is brother and which one is sister is still a bit confusing.
Four Douchebags of the Apocalypse
This has got to be so heavily photoshopped.
Her head is usually alot larger, she doesnt look half bad in these picture.
What gives.
horrible
The man shouldn't wear a bikini.
Those guys must have been really drunk to carry that tranny on a board.
Can we officially put her on the butterface list now.
must suck to have a mom thats hotter and gets more dates than the daughter.
Her face and body are both ugly. She's only 18 just you wait and see the ugly bitch will gain weight.
Sadly, she doesn't even qualify as a buttaface. She's plain ugly.
For a change, she actually looks halfway decent here. Must have lost a few pounds or something. Still think she's trading on her parents coattails in lieu of any real talent, but I'd hit it, I think.
Her hair makes her face a lot better.
But still ugly.
what kind of stupid photoshoot is this?
Nasty guys nasty girl...
her feet look like a size 10 1/2 .really fugly.
no. she looks ok in these pictures. be fair.
Rumer is ugly because she looks like her father Bruce. Ugh!
OK, what is going on here.
Douche bag convention? No talent parade?
Pete Wentz, who is the face of a band that he struggles to keep up with (seriously, have you HEARD him try and play bass?) , and is obviously a chick.
Rumer Willis, who probably had to pay someone all the money she made from the shoot just to get them to photoshop her fugly face into oblivion.
Then of course Wilmer, who should have quit after that 70's show. Seriously this guy is terrible, he needs to go get more crabs from the lohan.
AND I SWEAR TO GOD THAT FOURTH GUY HIDING BEHIND THAT GOATEE THING IS CORVIN BLUE! The high school musical douchebag? Jesus christ. What is the world coming to.
Wilmer, did you penetrate Rumer in the rear end like Mandy?
her chin doesnt look that bad in these pix...then again, it might be because she is laughing...i am against plastic surgery generally but if i had a chin like that, id get that shit fixed
I don't know which chin is the worst one, hers or Aniston's.
hmm i don't anything abour rumor... i don't think she's bad in these pics. but i'm the forum's non hot guy...but then again maybe i want to get on the zleet,mundo,Fewcardshort..'low standards' bandwagon. ha ha....
is it terrible and wrong that i'd hit it?
i feel like i need to go to confession.
She's ugly, and we need to pass a rule. "No more pics of Rumer until she releases a sex tape." It's just a matter of time.
Of course Pete is happy... he's prancing around the beach with two other guys. A dream day for him.
And Rumer looks like a guy with tits.
A win, win for Pete.
ok body---however, horribly ugly face.
im talking bout the willis chick btw.
For once Rumer doesn't look that bad.
potato head dog
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