Ocean Pacific Bikini Shoot: Rumer Willis Edition


My apologies about Pete Wentz spoiling the pics. I have no any idea how they convinced the bastard to do the shoot.

Anyway, make sure you check out additional pics from this shoot which includes other hotties (Christina Milian, Kristin Cavallari, & Josie Maran).

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42 Scandalous Comments

Oh lord so there is a such thing as an ugly gene

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 12:07am

Wilmer, when is there going to be another season of Yo Momma?

I wonder how they figured out which dude to carry around on the surf board.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 12:09am

Why did Pete look so happy? Did he not realize he's been having Fez's sloppy seconds?

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 12:19am

lol! theres a fall out boys band guy! lol!

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 12:26am

It's not an ugly gene, just a bad mix of parentage.
I mean really Bruce Willis an Demi Moore? What kind of kids would you expect if you bred with of those two?

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 1:13am

It's an ugly gene, Bob, and I think only one of their kids managed to escape it. Barely. Demi had to have an assload of surgery to look the way she does. Those kids were doomed.

They used the pose to try to disguise her busted mug, then photoshopped the hell out of that "girl." She has a chin that puts Jay Leno to shame.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 1:58am

I realize the penalty for saying this but I don't think she looks bad in a bikini. Having said that, the next time I'm out and someone stabs me, I'll already know why.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 2:06am

Putting aside the fact that she's ugly, she's pasty as hell, as is Pete Wentz. Even the guy with plaid shorts looks pale for his skin type.

It really clashes with the outdoor, healthy, surfing vibe I'd imagine that OP would want to have.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 2:11am

Pretty good body, I would hit that.

But then again I have very low standards.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 4:09am

Not even photoshop can save this mess! Fucking ugly.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 6:54am

Wentz has the dumbest fucking tattoos ever.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 8:09am

the fug and douche connection...

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 9:27am

hahaha it's a trinity of douche bags

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 9:28am

Well aside from her face, I think she's not too bad, body wise, I've seen worst celebs right here...one thing I do like about her face is her eyes, and that I'm sure she got from her mom..I would swallow my pride and hit that too...like if I had any pride..lol.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 9:42am

Rumer and Pete look like brother and sister, but which one is brother and which one is sister is still a bit confusing.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 10:30am

Four Douchebags of the Apocalypse

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 10:46am

This has got to be so heavily photoshopped.

Her head is usually alot larger, she doesnt look half bad in these picture.

What gives.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 12:59pm

horrible

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 1:09pm

The man shouldn't wear a bikini.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 1:13pm

Those guys must have been really drunk to carry that tranny on a board.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 1:19pm

Can we officially put her on the butterface list now.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 1:23pm

must suck to have a mom thats hotter and gets more dates than the daughter.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 1:41pm

Her face and body are both ugly. She's only 18 just you wait and see the ugly bitch will gain weight.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 2:07pm

Sadly, she doesn't even qualify as a buttaface. She's plain ugly.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 4:45pm

For a change, she actually looks halfway decent here. Must have lost a few pounds or something. Still think she's trading on her parents coattails in lieu of any real talent, but I'd hit it, I think.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 6:00pm

Her hair makes her face a lot better.
But still ugly.
what kind of stupid photoshoot is this?
Nasty guys nasty girl...

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 6:10pm

her feet look like a size 10 1/2 .really fugly.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 7:00pm

no. she looks ok in these pictures. be fair.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 7:17pm

Rumer is ugly because she looks like her father Bruce. Ugh!

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 8:49pm

OK, what is going on here.

Douche bag convention? No talent parade?

Pete Wentz, who is the face of a band that he struggles to keep up with (seriously, have you HEARD him try and play bass?) , and is obviously a chick.

Rumer Willis, who probably had to pay someone all the money she made from the shoot just to get them to photoshop her fugly face into oblivion.

Then of course Wilmer, who should have quit after that 70's show. Seriously this guy is terrible, he needs to go get more crabs from the lohan.

AND I SWEAR TO GOD THAT FOURTH GUY HIDING BEHIND THAT GOATEE THING IS CORVIN BLUE! The high school musical douchebag? Jesus christ. What is the world coming to.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 8:57pm

Wilmer, did you penetrate Rumer in the rear end like Mandy?

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 8:59pm

her chin doesnt look that bad in these pix...then again, it might be because she is laughing...i am against plastic surgery generally but if i had a chin like that, id get that shit fixed

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 10:07pm

I don't know which chin is the worst one, hers or Aniston's.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 10:42pm

hmm i don't anything abour rumor... i don't think she's bad in these pics. but i'm the forum's non hot guy...but then again maybe i want to get on the zleet,mundo,Fewcardshort..'low standards' bandwagon. ha ha....

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 11:19pm

is it terrible and wrong that i'd hit it?

i feel like i need to go to confession.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 5:39am

She's ugly, and we need to pass a rule. "No more pics of Rumer until she releases a sex tape." It's just a matter of time.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 12:42pm

Of course Pete is happy... he's prancing around the beach with two other guys. A dream day for him.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 3:27pm

And Rumer looks like a guy with tits.

A win, win for Pete.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 3:28pm

ok body---however, horribly ugly face.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 8:56pm

im talking bout the willis chick btw.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 8:57pm

For once Rumer doesn't look that bad.

Sunday, May 11th, 2008 @ 11:33pm

potato head dog

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 3:33pm

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