Surprise, Surprise! Jessica Alba Not Smiling For The Cameras!

These were snapped while Jessica was out shopping on Wilshire Boulevard.

As you guys know, some great news came out of the Jessica Alba camp recently: She'll be taking time off from making really shitty movies once she gives birth. Let's hope she has great difficulty losing the pregnancy weight & is replaced by another hottie who doesn't take her fame & fortune for granted. Amen.

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NOT SMILING cuz...BABY IS GONNA BE RETARDED!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 2:02pm

I agree Damage Inc but she had to expect it to be with a pappy named Cash who is probably related to her some where down the line. So much potential... so much a waste... alas

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 2:05pm

Is it me or is she turning into Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 2:10pm

shes pregnant not a fatty like jlove

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 2:15pm

I was talking facially....I guess you could still blame pregnancy.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 2:22pm

Wow, looks a little different... kinda of a pudgier, younger version of herself, only a tad Rachael Rayish.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 2:27pm

^^^^ um DUH you can blame the pregnancy. and she still looks great--like she's gained almost no weight other than the baby bump.
she doesn't look like she's happy, but that doesn't make me hate her. I don't know her or what she may be going through, and I'm not going to assume that just because she has money and fame that her life is awesome and that she should smile whenever people follow her around with cameras.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 2:28pm

I didn't say she looked bad...I said she was reminding me of JLH..That's not a bad thing in my book.
Why so hostile?
I agree she should be happy to just be her, but she may be having a bit of a mood swing.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 2:49pm

Hope she will be a stay-at-home mom and not make any more crappy movies!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 3:03pm

BooHoo... I have MILLIONS of dollars for being a lousy actress with a lousy attitude. My life is sooooooo hard and unfair.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 3:22pm

:)

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 4:24pm

Ditto

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 4:25pm

Personally I don’t feel sorry for celebs that are getting mobbed these days by the Paps. Celebs hire a publicist whose job is to get them exposure. Today actors don’t really get paid by how well they act but rather the scale is based on the number of tickets they will sell. Pops are some to blame but hell not fully cause it’s like throwing chum in the water with the staged events and then getting upset when the sharks get out of control and start eating people – hell you invited to the party and into your lives.

If anyone has been or lived in LA they would know that celebs know what they are doing and where to go shop & eat to be seen. Celebs are a dime a dozen in Miami as well and I’ve never seen folks trip off them much and when they are people know it’s staged. It’s all about how many tables & bottles you gonna buy not who the hell you are. C.R.E.A.M. as WuTang put it.

Point is they all know the fine print – go do Broadway if you love your craft that much and not the fame.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 4:37pm

i found her registry at babies r us and target

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 4:55pm

@13
That is an excellent point you made there. I agree completly.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 5:00pm

leave no stone uncrushed bonecrusher !!! :)

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 5:10pm

She looks like she needs to LIGHTEN UP. Sheesh! I have been pregnant twice. I loved being pregnant. It gave me an excuse to wear comfy clothes all the time, even to work. :-) It also gave me a chance to bond with my children while they grew in my body. It's a beautiful experience, and she has the money and convenience to be able to enjoy every single second of it.
All joking aside, just from the look of it, she looks like a candidate for PPD (post-partum depression). Your chances of having it go up through the roof if you are unhappy during pregnancy (go fig). From her interviews she sounds like she needs to be 1,000 times more grateful for all she has.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 5:30pm

i dont get the fuss about this chick at all...she is your typical pretty girl that is easy on the eyes...her lips are butt ugly, not because they are full but because of their shape and the way they just stick out...her eyes are ugly and have no shape...none of her features stand out even when she is dolled up...and she has the word "bitch" carved in her forehead

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 6:05pm

lol. what's wrong jessica. did you sink down into bathtub full of shit. well, hell. don't worry about it, it gets worse before it gets better.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 6:11pm

sourpuss...

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 6:26pm

sorry but i think she looks good i wouldnt be happy if i was pregnant either lol

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 6:30pm

Shes always angry,cute but very bad actress I hated how she tried to act ghetto for honey lol shes like a valley girl

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 6:42pm

lol she is a sucky actress

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 6:44pm

i agree she always looks miserable as sin in these sorta snaps, but there is no rule that says you have to smile, pose and wave and shit for paps like kim Kardashian and other attention sluts, she could probably be a nice person who just happens to fucking hates paps, if she were to act like this at showbiz events and award shows and stuff, then i'd agree with people saying she's stuck up, snobby, ungrateful and shit etc...

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 7:51pm

she hates paps? so move the fuck out of LA! the ONLY thing she has going for her is the paps...she has no career beyond them, because she has NO talent. Also, she better start thinking about that baby, because it's not like Cash is going to be there to support either one of them with his broke, un-employed ass.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:42pm

what a miserable cunt

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:43pm

why doesnt this fat cow stay inside so the world doesn't see her ugly fat ass

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:33pm

what the fuck d55? you jealous fucking bitch.
whats wrong with her lips? theyre not a bad shape.
are you fucking retarded?? how do her eyes have "no shape"? thats not even fucking possible, fool.. everything has a shape. seriously, how do they she not have a shape?? her eyes are big, round (thats a shape!) and beautiful.
and her eyes are pretty. you don't have to find them beautiful, but to say they are ugly just shows youre fucking jealous.
hahaha your such a delusional fucked up bitch. you see imperfections in everyone.. its as if you intetionally sit there trying to find imperfections.. wat a loser. you only find adriana lima beautiful because you think you look like her so of course she is perfect to you.
well guess what?? Adriana Lima has more imperfections than jessica alba.
jessica alba has ugly lips? oh please! adriana lima has a retarded mouth, teeth, and a weird ass curled upper lip.
jessica alba has ugly eyes?
how about adriana lima and her tiny eyes? at least jessica eyes are big and beautiful. adriana lima has small weird shaped eyes with ugly LOW eyebrows that give her eyes a mean expression. (yes low eyebrows are ugly and make you look either angry or just mean.. alessandra ambrosio has them too)
and adriana has a fat fucking face.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:46pm

and dont you even fucking dare come back here and call me a jealous bitch, defend lima, and act like you are the only one allowed to call people ugly as you usually do. if you do come back and do that, it means youre a hypocrite.

you just sounded like a jealous bitch in the comment you left so i gave you back a piece of your own medicine.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:50pm

ugly ass lips, double chin, fat ass, bad personality. I'll stick with my gf.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:07am

yeah you have to be jealous to say shes ugly lol thats fuckin retarded.... i dont understand people's taste sometimes..

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 1:22pm

I would be in a bad fuckin mood if i was bein harassed daily by moron paps. and why the hell shud she have to leave. its her home, why shud she be driven out? I think she's a terrible actress (which is so sad cos u can tell she tries real hard lol). I mean really bad, her voice just cannot do it.And her facial expressions are very limited too.

But give the girl a break. Shes obviously very attractive. At worst she can be abit boring becos she tends to look the same in most pics of her. But she looks gorgeous on screen. And her mouth is the sexiest thing ive seen. d55 spends all her time slaggin ppl for the sake of it. Envy is a terrible thing. Lets face it, Alba is better looking that the vast majority of the human race. Also, wots the big deal with Lima. shes attractive but her teeth are gross.I think albas much more attractive.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 1:46pm

^ hahaha gimme a fucking break...this website is the bastardly...saying i slag people for the sake of it...boo hoo...stop crying because i dissed ur fav gal

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:09pm

28, 29,
jealous of this bitch? LOL...i didnt even read what you wrote but just skimmed it for a few seconds cuz that shit was too long but i know you are the same bitch that is obssessed with me...why wont you leave me the fuck alone? stop begging for my attention, already...damn

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:12pm

Yes. CLEARLY by contradicting you (d55) in any way must mean Alba is my favourite person in the universe. Oh no, thats right - I also clearly stated that she sucks as an actress and can look bland. So lets just clarify, I think alba is more attractive than most ppl (like u and ur fuckin obsession Lima). Thats it. I still think they r loads more attractive ppl ie Michelle Pfieffer, eliza dushku, shannon sossamon, angelina jolie. But its ridiculous to call alba ugly. Get real. Shes far from ugly.
Oh and the point of bastardly is to make amusing, witty remarks about flaws that r actually there as opposed to calling every1 u see ugly just because ur bitter/ugly/not intelligent enough to make a worthwhile funny contribution.
So. Go fuck yourself u ugly troll.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 4:49pm

sorry, "me", but adriana lima is just so much hotter than jessica alba. its fucking insane to call lima ugly.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 10:22am

lima looks like a retard. With a good body.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 2:12pm

Look, fattie, fattie, skank box isnt smiling! What a surprise!

Boo! Go crawl under an elephants turd pile!

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 4:07pm

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