Yesica Toscanini Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
- Lily Allen’s Nipples On Her Birthday [HollywoodTuna]
- Miss COED: Julie Sandberg, Ramapo ‘09 [CO-ED Magazine]
- Elisha Cuthbert is Wasted [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are More Influential Than Oprah [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Rosie O’Donnell is returning to daytime television [Celebslam]
- ale in her latest next ad [The Bastardly Society]
- Gary Coleman's appearance on "Divorce Court" [Dlisted]
- Madonna gets her pimp look on [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Dakota Fanning grows up overnight [Cele|bitchy]
- Pink continues parading around the beach [The Blemish]
- Octopus van 500 kilo [Flabber]
- Britney Spears Bikini & Boys [CityRag]
- Spencer Pratt is helpful [DerekHail]
- Britney has Advice for Miley [Celeb Warship]
- Titty Flopping Sex Scenes (NSFW)[Uber]
- Kelly Brook dressed like someone’s mom [Fatback Media]
- Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- New Hancock Trailer Looks Really, Really Good [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...
Bastarchived in Babes, The Bastardly Gossip Network, Yesica Toscanini
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Pages 8, 10 and 13 = YES TO YESICA
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Among the best, she should be featured here a lot more.
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WOW GORGEOUS!!!
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But, Billy, you're in love with Arion ;) I saw it
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Like a really steamy Natalie Wood. When she was alive.
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hahahahahaha.. Billy is in love with Arion and comments here pretending to be straight!! Funny shit.
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i dunno. her skin is kinda orangey spray on tan lookin and does look too photoshopped for my taste.
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She's pretty much flawless.
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Hail to Photoshop! Because actually her weight is beyond 250 lb!
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Gorgeous girl.
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Habba Habba....I'm speecheless...
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hahahahahaha... dude is gone!! Poor guy.. he's so ashamed.
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She really is gorgeous.
antman, I want some of whatever you smokin'... freakin idiot. She's 5'9" and only 22 years old. She'd be a freakin' blimp if she weighed more that 250..... dumbass.
Anyway, she is hot and she's done a couple S.I. swimsuit issues as well as Cosmo, Elle, etc.
Fine fine fine body.
And thats the bottom line.....
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YOU say it's the bottom line, not us. hehe, just messin..
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You got me Pam. I can't hide anymore. I turned gay after seeing you.
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OUCH Billy boy. I was just messin with ya.
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I can understand why you said that, though, but it wasn't me who said those things. My worst enemy, Drop dead Fred, as I like to call him, took over. And he takes control, believe me!! He is wicked.
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Oooooohhh... I feel him comin now.... DROP DEAD FRED!!!!!! I don't wanna .. get away... nooooo!!!!!!! GET OUTTA MY HEAD, YOU MANIAC!!!!!
YOU MENACE!!!!!!! Have to take my meds now.... I'm at the asylum...
it's spooky here... oh, nurse... gimme my meds........!!!!
Gotta go now
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nice looing gorgeous chick ever!!
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Hot.
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Submitted by from FugliesFirst on May 2, 2008 - 7:24am.
---- like. umm you're hotter, NO you're hotter.
---- jen- I'm gonna pee on ya know b*tch, you want it or want it?
----- hell I do, pee on me john mayer, pee on me now!!!
I want it! I need it!
----- if you want it, you got it wh)re, you are my b*tch. tell me am I hotter then Brad ... Tell me skanky sl*t! you are a slUt!
---- I am john mayer, I am.
---- do you think of me when you spread your azz cheeks to paps?
------ oh you bet I am... I imagine you peeing on me. I listen to your body is a wonderland on my Ipod and I secretly touch myself LOL.
And you're way hotter than Brad. Now tell me, am I hotter than hoLIE the skank?
(JM scratches his head -- pauses for a few seconds)
----- you paused there douchebag! YOU PAUSED THERE!!!
---- HELL NO I DIDN'T PAUSE THERE!!!! HELLZZZ NOOO!!! I've got fleas in my hair. my jenny-- I didn't take a shower the last 45 days, I've got fleas m*therf*cker FLEAS!!!!!!!!
---- OMG, like ... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. you told huvane at the meeting that you find me sexier than skangelina!! refund the money I paid you. NOW!!! I'll wipe you off from the music industry. you won't even be able to post your home-made vids at fcuking youtube!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WAIT<<< they're not even f*cking!!!!!!!!!!
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photoshopped to shit:(
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It has to much photoshop. In pic 3 you can't barely even see the belly button anymore.
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It makes me wonder though. What's so bad about her that they need so much photoshop filters to look it decent?
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Wow, comment #22.. compared to you, I sound sane!!! What a relief.
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26. Pamela Susan Courson
Wow, comment #22.. compared to you, I sound sane!!! What a relief.
is that soooo anisto-retardo?
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@ #22 - is a crazy wacko shit ever
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28. Blickerfield93277
@ #22 - is a crazy wacko shit ever
panicking re: latest rumours of your idol jenjen? I've read on the blogs that she has a lesbo lover in NYC.
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What kind of name is "Yesica" ?? Sounds like Jessica.. Yes..ica
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