Bastardly Lady of the Day - Vanessa



Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I admire beauty but I'm not a lesbian. Nobody can make me a lesbian. I love men too much and homosexuality is just not natural for me, I'm straight!

Do you like your boobs?
Yes I do. I may only be a 32 B but i inherited them from my momma so I should be happy with what I have. I'm not into fake tits. They suit my body, they're perky and cute, and I haven't had any complaints. :D

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
It really depends. I would say yes.. its 3 million bucks earned effortlessly... BUT one side of me says NO. It would just be weird and I'm not a prostitute and don't want to go down to that level and then feel like a dirty whore for the rest of my life. But screw it!! 3 million dollars! Okay fine, YES!! but I do have morals.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
One guy said I look like Vanessa Hudgens and 2 girls I know said I look like Keira Knightley. Random!!!

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I'm going to have to copy alot of former blods and say Noreen. She was stunning!!! i also liked Dayane, Rebecca, and Fernanda (Brazilian girls are always hot so its no surprise)

What makes you Bastardly?
The fact that I absolutely love this site and all of the dirty humour and because I'm about to be BLOD and am probably about to face a lot of bad feedback from you bastards. I prefer nice comments but I know that's impossible so I guess i will take the mean comments and just sit back and be entertained.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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261 Scandalous Comments

hey vanessa, i got 3 million for you. so whats up?? how you doing?

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:34pm

average

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:35pm

Pretty good, could do without the guy in a couple of the pictures.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:36pm

Ah,FUCK IT!!!!
Another slutty brazilian!!!!!!
That is getting old already,not to mention annoying.
Comments on her to be made later on.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:36pm

Damn B. That't too funny.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:37pm

It's about time Bastardly put some good pics up.

/Pic #3 is HOT!
//5*****'s

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:39pm

looks very pretty on page 7. just thought i'd mention that. i would totally bang this chick... simply because i have no morals... oh well, what can you do?

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:39pm

HAHAHAH!!! B. RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:39pm

I gave you 1*, just because i'm a dickhead.......If i could go back in time, i would consider raising the score......

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:39pm

nice badonkadonk in the beach pic. why the HELL do these BLOTDs think that we want to see their men in the pics? kills the Spank Bank buzz entirely!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:40pm

anyone notice the tiny feet...?

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:40pm

Tight little bod - check.
Stripper looking friends - check.
Bell end in a couple of photos - check.
Generally poor photo quality - check.

3 *'s.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:40pm

So hot...yet so boring.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:40pm

To be BLOD you should never show pics 8 & 10 cuz we don't care about your BF !!! fortunately pic 3 did some good to you

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:43pm

Nice looking, good answers, but I'm going to have to subtract one star for all the douchebag-featuring pics. So 3 stars for you.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:44pm

page 1 & 2 & 5 & 6 & 7 & 9-11 = girl A

page 3 & 4 & 8 = girl B

this proves that all brazilian women are not hot!!!!
A lot of brazilian women might hot be but not all brazilian women.
These seem fake, like grabbing random photos off the net.

This seems to me like it is two different girls!!!!!!!!

answers were too long for me, keep it short and sweet

1 out of 5 stars

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:44pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^
I could be wrong, but this is my best guess

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:45pm

Good way to start the week. Not quite 5* material though.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:50pm

She has a cute face and has a hump in the back but she is kinda like a Mc Value Meal - filling at the time but not memorable.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:51pm

It looks like the same girl in every picture to me. and shes damn fine. and how do we know she is really brazilian?? she didnt say she is, did she?? she may have that beach blanket or towel in one of the pics but she couldve gotten it as a souvenir while visiting brazil or maybe she got it as a gift, right? but shes hott and very cute

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:54pm

I like your answers...and you got a cute face....my only gripe here is, why can't you girls take pictures of yourselves only, why put some other chicks, and specially dudes with you? I mean who are we voting for? you or your friends? I don't get it...Anyway you seem to be an attractive girl...a little bigger boobs would help some too, although I agree with your answer on that boobs question, also seems like you're on the straight path to acquire those famous thunder thighs also, you need to watch your weight a little more....Okay, my best is a 4..and good luck.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:55pm

what dimension are you taking these pictures in sheesh! Ask one of your friends to hold the camera, or do they have tiny hands!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:59pm

Pretty cute girl w a splash of sexy, my kind of chick!!! But lets be honest, u wore a thong/g-string to the beach, in any culture that still makes you a whore in my book.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:59pm

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
One guy said I look like Vanessa Hudgens and 2 girls I know said I look like Keira Knightley. Random!!!

So did they get in your pants?

I must say I have to be catious here...B. and Eve have great instincts for spotting Brazilian prostitues....But I must say I was swayed by the last picture, bottom of the page. B cups I think have their own special beauty and that shirt is just amazing...Plus I'm addicted to midriff....So 3 stars on the last picture alone and one star for your honesty in the 3 million dollar question.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 12:59pm

Blah. Another annoying buttafaced Brazillian attention whore? ok, not AS fugly as her friends and the other Brazilian jobs. Like the other Brazilians, she also looks a bit mannish/trannish.

At least this one has decent answers.

face 2 less than avg
body 3 some good some bad = avg
pics 3 boring waste
Answers 3.5
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final 3 sick of these boring Brazilians

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:00pm

guys....i hope more blotd's include photos with other guys in it. so you can whine about it. ha ha...

i hope seeing a guy in a photo turn you all gay. (and how do you guys even watch hetero porn which usually not only has a guy in it/but you get to see his penis too....)

you're taking away points because a often a guy appears in blotd photos..... *arrrrgh*

well i'm not bothered if a guy appears/but i don't have any guy cred. so whatever....

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:02pm

its called Bastardly LADY of the Day, Glimmer
It should be just her.

That being said...she's really cute and I like the fact that she's proud of her Itty Bitties. I mean...anything more than a mouthful is really a waste...lol. 4 stars!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:06pm

That last photo sealed the five star deal.

Very hot!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:08pm

The very last picture makes me question even B cup, but I can see chatting you up and saying you look like Vanessa Hudgens.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:08pm

I have a hump of the back too, bitch! And I am very healthy and shit. The rest of our bodies happen to be very nice so...

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:15pm

“i hope more blotd's include photos with other guys in it”

Yeah & I read Playboy for the articles… I mean come on I know this aint Playboy here but it seems like some of the BLOTD just go Enie Meanie Mynie Mo when the pick their pictures. Nobody is asking for photoshop pics but you could crop other folk out if the pic of you is just that good… Often when you put a pic with someone else it is just naturally going to draw a critique as well and often a comparison.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:18pm

****

Pretty cute.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:21pm

Hey Vanessa!

You are fuck ugly!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:24pm

Very hot, McPerv is pleased. 5 stars. Except I have to take away a point for the douche in pics 8 and 10, but that still gives you 4 stars. Hell, I'll give the point back to you for the slutty too-short skirt in pic 1, I'm a sucker for skirts where a woman's ass is nearly hanging out, 5 stars!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:24pm

Meh.

nothing wrong with itty bitties, but when you got the thickness goin' on down below, you need a little somethin' more up top for balance.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:28pm

She's pretty hot.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:35pm

Look at it this way #35
What she lacks up top....she makes up for on the bottom.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:36pm

I've been in Europe for the last month being treated to all the hott Euro gals. Logging in today, I was expecting the usual dog's breakfast of BLOTD's that have been frequenting this site, but I must say, this broad is not too shabby. I am still perplexed by the fact that, in this day and age of technology, with cheap digital cameras everywhere, these stupid chicks still send in pics that have shots of them with their friends that sort of distract from, or outshine the submitter. ALSO none of us want to see pictures of your douche-y boyfriends. Well maybe the bastardly-ettes but whatever. You get 1 star vote from me, for including pictures of the guy who is banging you this year.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:38pm

honey i did a reply... typed submit and it didn't show..takes see if i can recreate the magic but only 7.9% as effective...

yeah i know it blotd of day. but taking points away because a guy is in a photo seems pretty lame/petty.

but yeah people can vote as they'd like for all the right reasons and all the wrong ones too. ha ha... ;)

i know the 'guys' don't want a pic of guys in blotd pic set. but you know in 2008 i'm gonna try my best to not give a damn about what 'the guys' deem ok/approve of. and give more voice to the geek (well hey i know it's just me)

and just surprised that i'm only one going *arrrgh* that it's seemigly so ok for the guys to whine evrytime a guy appears in blotd set.....

does it ruin the fantasy that much ????

i really hope all future blotd include pics with guys just for annoyance sake. and maybe i'll thank them... :)

i'm a guy that's not bothred even 3 % if a guy is included in blotd pic sets. i know this means i'm gay. thank you. :)

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:41pm

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Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:44pm

Glimmer, you are a fuckin retard.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:48pm

37. as i think about it..it's not an invalid point you make. when one is focused on the bottom line, one shouldn't necessarily be concerned with the balancing of the assets in the portfolio, rather, maximizing returns from the ass(ets) at hand.

The trick then, when employing said bum is to have a second player involved to create the desired balance and diversification.

i.e. pay a second stripper to shake her jublies in one's face, whilst enjoying our blotd's ample booty.

miunus another star though for the added costs of additional jublies.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:49pm

apologies for making a pun. and not even a good one at that.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:51pm

this chick is nasty as fuck and looks like a straight up whore.
bleh.
excuse i must now go throw up my bfast in disgust.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:51pm

Another FUCKIN' BRAZILIAN!!!! of course you'd bang for MONEY!!! We BASTARDS knows this .....you..you..FUCKIN' SLUT!!!!!

You're not even HOT.....just AVERAGE!!!! Like an AVERAGE MEXICAN!!!!!

DAMN....I so pissed off.....

1 star.............BITCH!!!!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:52pm

No problem Glimmer...

I guess I wouldnt mind... if the guys were hot but so far...I havent seen one hot dude in a BLOTD post.
Whats the sense of posting him if he looks like a douche?

What happend to the Bastardly Dude of the Day anyway??

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:52pm

thanks mike.... why don't you hit a little harder if you're going to directly call out like that....

seriously it's cool...because i proabbly don't wany any 'guy cred' so label me retarded. a little more....

i'm retarded but you're the one giving one star because a guy's in the pic. ok.....that makes plenty of sense.......

put don't worry mike not only am i retarded..i also can't get the level of "douche-y boyfriend."

you claim no wants to see pics of guys in the blotd. well i am pretty sick of the narrow mindness that will give a one because a guy is in pic.....so i see you're joining me in the kingdom of the retarded...

so just smile......

:)

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:58pm

Just another average fat assed ho.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:59pm

@ B. They should already change the name of this to BPOTD. Brazilian Prostitute of The Day.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:59pm

honey... none 'hot' guy in blotd's sets give me hope. (well in theory.but i'd proably need that $3 million for sure )

:)

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:00pm

you want BDOTD.....go to BITCHES.com!!!!!!! not bastardly.com!!!!

here in BASTARDVILLE......we like are bitches.....some of them!!!!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:01pm

eve... could i get some more details about brazilian prostitutes.....

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:02pm

I don't know why some people are complaining. You are very beautiful and hot and you can really be proud of how you look. Your face is pretty and your boobs are great, many people hate over-sized boobs.

Your butt is so tight and perfect. I wish you would sit on my face for hours wearing that thong and skirt. There I would lay my face between your butt-cheeks and against your pussy. I would hold my breath until I almost pass out and then sniff your pussy and ass. It would be heaven.

Your legs are very smooth and strong and you are in great shape. I would like to kiss your cute and soft belly.

You are an angel. Whoever gets to touch you is one lucky motherfucker.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:05pm

the basatrdly dude of the day should return. i hope it does !!!!!! :)

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:07pm

I think she's cute.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:21pm

@ Glimmer, sorry dear...I'm tired of these cheap cunts.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:23pm

Kinda average, but it seems like you got some ass? I need better pics! Rating: 5 out of 10

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:32pm

Tacky, but cute.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:32pm

PS...Glimmer, you know what happens when you rub Mike Litoris the wrong way!

Seriously though Glim's the bomb.....Although....I don't take away stars for guys in the picture, but it does make me wonder....Why? This guy seems pretty normal and was probably the (as Eve puts it) BPOTD customer for the afternoon.(LMAOF Eve :O))
But, some of the guys these girls choose to include are drunken slobs and are a total distraction. Every basic photo program has a crop feature...Just crop the stupid idiots out....and if he is too close....Don't erase the poor fellow (Bruce Campbell good example) like he's just been cut out of existence....Just find a different picture.

So ladies....For those that can't focus on "you" because you choose to include Jack McBeanstalk......Just get a better picture.

Oh...And as said on here before....Find a friend that knows how to take a fucking picture or at least clean the mirror.....

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:35pm

I love all these passive/aggressive, PC, Johnny come lately's that are homoginizing this site. The problem when something becomes "popular", all the mainstream band-wagon jumping sheeple take something that is cool and gritty and idealize it to some little pink, fluffy, rainbow and unicorns happy place. I smell bullshit!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:48pm

1000 points to Dick Shitlicking for the "rub the wrong way line." Does anyone else realize this man's brilliance?

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:52pm

Only 27,000,000 stars? I don't get out of (or into) bed for less than a BLOTD with 30,000,000 stars.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:52pm

boyfriend pics garner 0 stars. sorry.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:59pm

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA@61

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 3:08pm

Not too shabby!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 3:21pm

You're good looking, Your answers were cool. But I'm deducting stars for the awful fashion sense, the year 2000 was 8 years ago.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 3:27pm

Mike Litoris....I loved to take all those points, but I have to take half the points....Cause quite frankly it is the second time I used the line.
But I do see the "Glimmer" of hope that shines in the eyes of the flock when Mike Litoris is rubbed the right way.....Oh stop it...Soon it will be gushing!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 3:35pm

forgot to mention,

what's with BLOTD and them lying about their size?
you do not "round up" when it comes to cup size

32B.....my ass!!!!!!

she is a 32A, just look at page 9 and 11

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 3:36pm

Why would anyone guy or girl want to send in pics while the voting is bullshit?

They must really enjoy the comments that much.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 3:38pm

mike... i'm pretty sure i was here before you...

but thanks for showing me why i hate it when stuff gets more popular and how it's 'the guys' that are responsible for the narrow mindedness/and general homogenizing/narrowing of parameters/of what should be accepted/and general whining when something is 2% out the narrow slantt of what 'the guys' deem ok....

why don't you take your one point thing to a natural conclusion and not talk to a female because i'm pretty certain she's talked to other guys or may have had a "douche-y boyfriend.". so give'em some negative stars and move along....

i'm pc ??

well i'm just likely 800 times more open and tolerant of these than you.and i was here before you too. :)

i'm pc ?? well i'm just sick of 'the guys' getting to define things/what's acceptable. i'm sick of mainstreamer like you thinking everything is supposed to be/cater for you.

i'm sick of social/sexual sterotypical cliches/i'm sick of the lowest common denominator winning the day.

there's a guy in the photo. and i'm hetero guy.(boo hoo) just shut the f**k up. it's gonna blow up in your face/and it's not gonna come back to you/your grace...

there'a guy in the photo. *arrgh*... no wonder i'm not an 'adult' because i can't get on this bandwagon of thought you and so many others think is so cool and 'natural'

nah, mr. mainstreamer i'm looking at you and asking why/take your trad views and stick them in your eye. la la la....

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 3:51pm

When all assertive...I start to cry. *weeping*

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 3:57pm

4 stars

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 3:59pm

stunning!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:01pm

Is that your twin sister on page 4??

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:01pm

ur beautiful!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:02pm

i think ur really very beautiful. u could be a model.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:02pm

YOU are without a doubt the most pretty girl ive seen on this site! gorgeous!!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:03pm

Hahaha...i believe that anyone that posts under "avrilrules" shouldnt be allowed to have an opinion.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:04pm

youre lovely looking. you hav a perfect body. im so jealous!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:04pm

An OK face, a boring body with a big butt. A tattoo. 2 stars, 2.5 if half-stars were allowed.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:04pm

hot! Best lookin gal on this site!!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:05pm

ur seriously gorgeous. U remind me of jessica alba. HOT.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:06pm

u r so unbelieveably beautiful perfect dace and body.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:07pm

u look lovely. like a model. beautiful hair...

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:08pm

Hey 'B'. FUCK YOU!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:09pm

omg.. bitches writing compliments for her, or she is doin it herself..
(according to d55 on all BLotD's, anyway)

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:10pm

anyway, shes way above average, really hot. 5 stars.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:10pm

theyre AMAZING!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:11pm

the most beautiful creature ive ever seen.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:12pm

Awesome Glimmer, I've been coming to this site for well over 2-3 years but let's not get into a pissing contest here, though I'm pretty sure you'd do it sitting down, Opinions are like assholes, you are an opinion. I liked this site for the simple fact that, I could embrace the title of the website and be a bastard. Nothing more nothing less. I suggest you go to HelloKitty.com or somthing like that. It sounds to me that you have some experience with things blowing off in your face. Now shut the fuck up and move along.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:15pm

I think you might actually be pretty, this is just the crappiest set of photos..

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:17pm

i think B wins that one with a BITCH-SLAP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD

now that was some funny shit

dont hate cause im right

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:19pm

I have to agree with some, guys and less atrractive female friends should be cropped out of all blotd submissions. Try Picasa, it's free and offers the "magic" of a cropping feature. Fairly average submission but I'll give a bonus star for the boobs comment. ****

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:24pm

Brazilians!! *Swoons*

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:26pm

@ 26 Glimmer - That's an excellent point you've made and I've often wondered that myself.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:31pm

Cute,if she had a pair of tits she might make the nasty all-star team.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:35pm

Dark and gorgeous. Bunnage detector is at 8... it would be at 4 on any other site, but here you've gotta take what you can get.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:46pm

2-3 years... i still think i have the lead. ha ha ha

and mike, if you wanted to say 'let it pass' or whatever you should have said so without insulting me. but i shouldn't expected anything as classy or nice from you, right mike ??? see you continue to prove my points mr. 'i'm a guy' ...awesome. :)

mike i more than embrace 'bastardly' nature of this site. and when i gave ny view on things i don't call anyone out do it. i just gave my opinion. and maybe i'm not allowed to have one or mention it since it's an unpopular view. (hell that's more a reason to say it.because no one is..)

if you had disagreed in a'civil' way that would have been cool. i have no problem with that. but what did you do short term memory boy..... ???

that's right you insulted me. so now want things move along. well you're the one that started it punk.

and yeah i should have let things pass. and set the good example you can't set yourself ??? maybe you can learn from you/but i f**king doubt it kid......

and what's going off in your face... it's my words. :)

or maybe it's gonna be.... hello.... :)

2-3 years... i still think i have the lead. ha ha ha

and mike, if you wanted to say 'let it pass' or whatever you should have said so without insulting me. but i shouldn't expected anything as classy or nice from you, right mike ??? see you continue to prove my points mr. 'i'm a guy' ...awesome. :)

mike i more than embrace 'bastardly' nature of this site. and when i gave ny view on things i don't call anyone out do it. i just gave my opinion. and maybe i'm not allowed to have one or mention it since it's an unpopular view. (hell that's more a reason to say it.because no one is..)

if you had disagreed in a'civil' way that would have been cool. i have no problem with that. but what did you do short term memory boy..... ???

that's right you insulted me. so now want things move along. well you're the one that started it punk.

and yeah i should have let things pass. and set the good example you can't set yourself ??? maybe you can learn from you/but i f**king doubt it kid......

and what's going off in your face... it's my words. :)

or maybe it's gonna be.... hello.... :)

hello to mike..

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:48pm

Also, why do some BLOTD's feel the need to tell us their bra size? The question is "Do you like your boobs?" Not, "What size bra do you wear (or what size are you going to lie to us and say that you wear.)"

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:51pm

thanks hallery !!!!! :)

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:53pm

and those hello kitty kids are more hard core than most think. ;)

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:56pm

I like this chick. What happens if I vote now??

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:59pm

Glimmer....You assertiveness has made me weep and so has your gentle and subtle reminder of Sullen Girl. *weeping*
I just would like to quote the guy that mows my grass....."Can't we all get a lawn?"
BTW...I'm the guy the mows my lawn.....

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:01pm

cute...you just need more tittage...3*'s...4 if you go up a breast size...

don't you want that last star...go out and get a boob job now...

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:03pm

Dude I can't believe you are still prattling on about this. If they want to have a Dude of the day, whatevah! I'm making a commentary more on a good photo layout that all the psychobabble bullshit that you latched onto and ran with. I was basically taking the piss on you but you just kinda proved to me that, ya...you are a fuckin retard. Anyhoo congratulations on your apparent seniority on this site. You should go get yourself a Hoveround and go to the Grand Canyon.
Mr. Classy

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:05pm

Oh I just love this shit...nothing better then reading all this crap.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:09pm

I love your quote, brazillian girls are always hot.
there are some very good lookin girls that are really boys.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:09pm

When you need Hello Kitty stopping power:
dd

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:12pm

IS THE UNCERTIFIED BASTARD GONE FOR GOOD?? WELL, HE WILL BE SOON, AS I AM STANDING BEHIND HIM ABOUT TO SLICE HIS KNECK!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:20pm

Ya PSC, I smell bullshit on the posts by uncertified bastards #72-88. Thank Christ Glimmer and I are keepin it real here. We got a nice array of Hello Kitty shit goin on here instead of talking about some dame from Sao Paulo and her.
And WTF happened to the star ranking widgit? I make no sense out of ***,000 stars. Am I a fuckin retard?

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:32pm

Ok, future BLOTD candidates please take note.

1.) Please do not lie about your bra size.
2.) Please do not include pics of your loser boyfriend. (Sorry, Glimmer-but this was just explained to me and I think I understand it a little better now.)
3.) Please do not make fake comments on your own post.

The widget thing is totally hopeless. I don't even try to vote anymore.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:47pm

You are so beautiful.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:58pm

mike, you started this and you're losing. and mike your the one that first mentioned seniority on the site.

so stop trying to back yourself out of that cornor too. :)

you're the one that started the insulting etc.

or maybe you're too retarded to remember ??????

i don't believe you keep coming back with the lamest crap ever. oh that's because you know you're in the wrong.

no mike you keep proving my point. repeat

you're a joke. you prattle about opinions. but yet i guess i can't give mine (what's your take on that ?? not thinking things through to clearly are we...as usual mike.)

you say want things to pass but include multiple insults towards me/ in that same paragraph.again you din't address that. classy indeed..sir....

and repeat who stared this ?? you did. now say something about that. right/you can't. because you know you did...

etc.etc..

you take the piss on me/because you secrectly want to shown me you big penis right ????? ;)

you're losing a word war to a retard. and that's beyond awesome....

nope mike, stop the smoke screens/it's not about senority at the site or whatever. it's about how you could have shown some decentcy to start with. we could have discuseed this ina civil way..or laughed about it. but who set things in on this course ????

mike, if this didn't mean anything to you.maybe you'd disappear from this thread. especially since i'm retarded...(especially since you weren't 'big' enough to end things in civil way)

it's funny mike i have to pee sitting down/but yet i'm still a bigger man than you. :)

you talk about seniority on the site. well, tell you what kid...i've been here for awhile and i've never did what you did. just throw an personly directed insult to someone that has a diferent view (that wasn't racist or some thing )want to ask ????

no mike, it's all on you. but i shouldn't expect differently from someone that gives a blotd a one because a guy is in a pic ?? oh the
humanity...

no mike,it's on you because i'm sick of being nice.and a jerk like you wouldn't have even noticed anyway /if i bit my tongue and said nothing/or you may have seen it as sign of weakness.(hey i pee sitting down occuring to you)

i'm sick of being nice(being cool and letting things pass) if it means a jerk like you gets to appear cool/or 'win'/or 'get to the top'. not today kid, i gonna store so much 'hate' towards 'mike' i'm gonna put you in my hate song. :)

yes mike maybe i'm retarded. and you may think you're cool/but i don't envy you.....

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:00pm

Excellent 3 point plan, Hallery! We should have our best minds working on making this a law across the lands. You are an excellent example of a great BLOTD photo submission. All you future aspiring BLOTDS should go to http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2008/02/13/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-h... and see how it's done.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:02pm

Glimmer, I love how you furiously bang away on your keyboard.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:04pm

Glim, I love yoooouuu--ur pictures ;)

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:05pm

Mike - Thanks for the compliment! I never included a butt shot so my submission isn't really an "excellent example" though. There have been several others that are better, IMO. Dina, Nadya, Katie, Ania, Leni, and Emily are all good ones.

And Glimmer, you're not retarded! You're one of the nicest people on this site!

About the porn question, it seems like that's permissible because there is a reason for the guy to be there and guys watching picture themselves in that role. Whereas with the boyfriend in the BLOTD pics, there's no reason for him to be there and it just ruins the fantasy.

Girls can learn a lot about men on this site!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:11pm

it's funny mike i have to pee sitting down/but yet i'm still a bigger man than you. :)

Ok Mike you won - Glimmer or Mariah Carey Glitter or whatever her name is accepted defeat and so let's get back to the discussion at hand -

We want to look at pics of girls and he likes pics of guys... case closed moving on now...

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:12pm

Hallery, I was going mention something about the lack of ass shot, but Glimmer tired me out of snide comments. I need a nap. It's been a long day on this thread.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:18pm

where I come from you'd be nothing special, but here in the US you're above average.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:33pm

Your legs are gross.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:34pm

not bad at all, ***

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 7:02pm

some of your pics are really annoying (but i liked the beach towel one) and something about you screams 'dirty', and not in a good way. you just look really teenager-ish but i think when you grow up and wear normal clothes and less make up and cut your hair you could be really hot

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 7:02pm

That was an entertaining battle: Let's call it the 'glimmering clitoris'.
And the winner is:
RichardSchlitzthing . . . 'rub mike litoris the wrong way'.
I don't care if it is a rerun, it's mighty fuckin' clever :)
-
Oh, and Vanessa: I'd do you from behind, so I could hold onto your little "B" bumps. Then, I'd stiff you for the 3 million!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 7:10pm

2 stars. 3 stars for looks. -1 star for douchebag in pics 8 & 10.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 7:38pm

Here in Brasil we usually find girls better than this, so we're quite used, but when they're ugly are the worst, almost scaring

As almost everything here, we're the country of extreme opposites

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 7:39pm

i find it hilarious that chicks are usually the ones to leave negative comments on blod posts. "your legs are gross" , "you need bigger boobs to balance out your body", "your hair is ugly", "you look trashy" etc etc. who the fuck are you to judge?? fuck the stupid jealous bitches. most of the guys on here AINT COMPLAININ. shes fucking hott. PERIOD. and i dont give a shit if she has imperfections. dont expect me to waste my time and inspect all of the photos carefully intentionally looking for imperfections like some losers on here do. the second i laid my eyes on this fine blotd i thought she was hott. that was my initial thought and i aint changing my mind.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 7:45pm

Kenny, U R right!! And Glimmer.. R U just gonna let them call you:
Mariah Carey Glitter??!! C'mon now, I wanna see some action in here...

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 8:30pm

Nothing wrong with that; very pretty, nice bod, and decent pics for once. Trust me, some of the woman on this board are jealous which is evidenced by their comments, and they should be!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 8:49pm

Ohhhh.. we are jealous, you say?? Haha, way to challenge me!! Well, I said fine things about this broad. I know how catty these gals on here are though...

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 8:54pm

BRAZILIAN ENGINEERING AT IT'S BEST......Damn I hit that ass like Barry Bonds hits a baseball.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 9:03pm

I said MOST of the woman but I'll bet you're jealous too. So Pamela, why not put your money where your mouth is and post up some pics of yourself hmmmm? I would do the same except my wife (also named Pamela) would freakin' kill me. I get enough flack just for visiting this site.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 9:03pm

Why do you bet I'm jealous too?? Wow, you're just making things up to fight with me...

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 9:27pm

Go git em Pam.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 9:32pm

hahahahahaha, dude is gone!!Hey, DAMAGE Inc, come back, ya loony!!
Now, he's a psycho!!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 9:37pm

Pamela, isn't it time for your glucose drip? Go handle your business and stop instigating shit.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 9:47pm

"ooohh, I'm Goliano... ooohh.. I feel like a big man now oooohh.....

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 9:50pm

I knew I was gonna regret addressing your airhead ass.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 9:53pm

haha, you gangsta.. I was just playin around.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 10:04pm

you are all wrong
the reason the boyfriend picture is a no-no is because it is insulting to Bastardly readers
these BLOTDs are basically saying:
"I don't have time to take some pictures for my BLOTD submission, so i'll just throw in some snapshots"

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 10:10pm

Heh, heh. Yeah, so what's up? You eat anything lately?

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 10:17pm

Exactly john! Somebody get this guy a beer, or a prostitute.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 10:19pm

One thing all of you are ignoring is the fact that Moe and Jackson post the pics NOT the BLOTD. Your beef is with them. Sorry fellas. LOL

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 10:21pm

Yes, I drink light jogurt, and I look very healthy on my pic, don't U think?

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 10:48pm

actually no Goliano my beef is with the BLOTDs they are the ones that send in the pictures. If they did not send in crappy snapshots then Jackson could not post same crappy snapshots.
I'm pretty sure these guys just post what they get
though even if they don't the BLOTDs should not be let off the hook
they have control over what they send in
and are you really "laughing out loud?"

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 10:50pm

Hey Goliano, read the small print on the BLOTD 1st page. Stop trying to blame Moe and Jackson, they are just working with the shit that these stumps send in.
john, you rule.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 10:53pm

I just gotta say I like john. He's so effing cool and calm @the same time.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 11:29pm

Nice ass, take better pics...ones that are focused on you and you alone.

I give 4 out of 5 and would bend her over in a heartbeat.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 11:29pm

@Pamela: No comment. I don't wanna be blamed for running you off, like some other bastard here was.

@john: Nah, I wasn't really LOL... it was more of a sneer directed at Moe and Jackson. I'm prone to shaking up the establishment no matter where I might be.

My thing is that they could've left the shots with the douchebags out, if they chose to. There are 11 pics here, and I've seen some BLOTDs with as little as 3. They both know it pisses some of you off, and being the bastards they are, they post 'em. Now I'm really LOL.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 11:50pm

Goliano, you piece of shit, you got me angry, you mothereffer!!!
You effin big piece of loon!!!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 11:59pm

You'll get over it.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:15am

i want to die in your bed, between your legs, inside you.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:25am

#152.. haha, how corny get you get?? haha

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:27am

*can

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:28am

mmm, i bet you like corny men pam... want to hear my poems? they are short and soft, the opposite of my dick.

btw im also an artist, is that your pic? im going to make you immortal

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:37am

Vampires are already immortal.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:40am

YOU ARE FREAKIN EVERYWHERE!!! WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN TO DO TO ME?? MAKE ME EVEN MORE INSANE???

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:42am

#156.. was that supposed to hurt my soul or somethin?? You are just one sad nigga, what's with these assoults on me??

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:46am

shes (?) not really a vampire / immortal
why? > los vampiros no aparecen en las fotos

anyway, im going to use you, silly girl, your face is now mine.
and is going to hang on the walls of some museum, soon.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:51am

hahaha, you live in a dreamworld. You're no artist. You prolly work on Mcdonalds, you gay fag. YOU ARE NOTHING

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:58am

And it's pretty clear how vile and pure evil Goliano is. Just an ugly soul he has. Such a shame that those kind of (people) exist. He's a vampire. Came from vampires, and acts like one. Ugly on the inside, and ugly on the outside. What a freak of nature.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 1:11am

@158: What soul? That was sucked out along with any other sign of life you once had.

@159: Oh yeah, then how do I see them in movies? j/k

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 1:14am

ya right.... no lesbian.... is in our blood lol, even for straight girls like me ! ;-)

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 1:23am

uh oh.... Pamela Courson, I think the N word shouldnt be used in this website.... :S shame on you

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 1:27am

No biggie. One should expect ignorance from the ignorant... that way you can plan your line of attack beforehand. Like forcefully placing a steel-toed boot in their mouth before they get the last syllable out.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 1:35am

Pam...... don't be spittin out words like "nigga". I know you're most likely kidding and are not racist (hopefully) but people on this site will misinterpret your words and intentions and you could get banned. c'mon, dont start shit.

and i'm black and i'm nice to you so promise me you wont say that word again.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 1:42am

Oh christ, I step away from the 'puter for a couple hours and Pam *thinks* she chased me off. Ha! You don't win that easily!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 1:42am

that ankle tattoo killed it....

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:28am

...Get he fuck outta here. Go to a KKK forum and spit your racist bullshit there. Nobody appreciates you using the N word, and nobody finds it funny or cute. For shame, Pamela Susan Courson, for shame!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 7:25am

...How come when she says the N word hardly anybody calls her out on it? Like you are all pussyfooting around her, like you are scared to upset her or something! Man fuck Pamela Susan Courson. I HATE YOU BITCH. Haha you got raped!!!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 7:36am

Y'all a bunch of fuckin retards.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 8:30am

she's cute and nice body, but are we sure this girl is legal? looks kinda young. wheres the ID?

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 8:40am

wow one word and the whole racist argument starts

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:13pm

...So its totally acceptable to say that word in this day and age? Dumb bitch prolly dosent even know the implications of that word. She keeps saying it, like just last week she called Eve a 'black n**ger'. Wtf? But its Pamela Susan Courson so shes 'just kidding' right?

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:56pm

@ 175. The tragically funny thing about that is the fact she thought she was offending me. I wouldn't mind if I was a black woman, but I'd be really sad if I looked like Pamela (even remotely).

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 1:35pm

Yeah, I should have said "negro". Anyway, y'all take a bath, I can smell your boredom from over here. And EVE, you annoying twat, why haven't you choked on a cock yet, you 1 $ ho??

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 4:38pm

And #175. Why are you taking this so seriously?? You're not black, you're not white, you're in between. You're like a half negro, so you should be like half offended.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 4:44pm

...This shit just is not cute. I bet you could be a really nice girl if you wanted, you are just way too fucking much. You speak pure garbage.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 4:58pm

Nah YOU grow up.. you're the one who is constantly waiting for me to response to you.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:12pm

@179 why arent you registered ? you do post alot. Not that your posts are that intresting i was just wondering

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:12pm

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:13pm

loki.. you are the one makin me sleepy.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:15pm

Well Pamela - Powder or whatever your name is - I forgive you my child as looking at your lack of any skin color at all one can tell you never go anywhere and therefore don't know any better. Ignorant means you don't know better - stupid means that you do. You're pretty close to being stuck on stupid.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:25pm

I'm not stupid, I'm just messin around. Hah, think I'm scared of you, or somethin?? I get angry easily, so watch out

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:32pm

@ 185. I've just realized who you resemble! It's Droopy Dog. But he's prettier.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:40pm

JESUS fuckin' CHRIST!!!!!!!!

GET OVER IT...........IT'S FUCKIN' TUESDAY!!!!

GO BLOG ON TUESDAY'S BLOTD!!!!!!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:40pm

@ 187. So...what are you doing here then? I happen to find this thread more amusing than the Tuesday's one.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:43pm

Eve.. that was sooo mature of you. And you show sooo much courage by callin everyone ugly when no one has seen your possible fugface.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:44pm

FUG FACE!!!!!

HA HA HAHA HA HA HA AH AH AH AH AHA HA HAHA

EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........
EVE IS A FUG FACE..........
EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........

HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA HA HAHAH AH HAHA

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:46pm

But I have seen yours. Droopy Dog's eyes I tell you...

And for the record, no one will ever sound mature if they're talking to someone like you, dear...because you're a 5-year-old child. Only a little less intelligent.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:48pm

@186 hey dont be using droopy for insults he´s awesome

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:49pm

And her little retarded friend showed up to defend his princess...lovely.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:49pm

@ 192. Sorry.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:50pm

...How very hilarious witty and informative. And this thread is way more entertaining than todays BLoTD. I give Pamela her dues, bitch sure knows how to start shit. Now have fun getting raped by Arion and DAMAGE Inc!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:51pm

no i was defending droopy lol :D

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:52pm

Is this still going on? Weird how these threads continue...
Gotta say...Glimmer is superbad! and a great guy. I've never seen him go off on anybody in anyway...But he's been behind me on many a thing and I've always got his back.
Either way....Glad to see that fight seems to have settled down.
Oh and I'm glad I won the most interesting comment award on this thread. Who to thank....I'd like first thank Glimmer and Mike Litoris for the inspiration.....I had list here somewhere....*faints*
.....Hours later......
Great 1500 more comments to read...Here we go again.....

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:53pm

...What is up with that? Do you get off on skeletons and corpses?

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:54pm

@ 196. I know, I apologized for having offended him...LOL. At least he's funny. His look-alike is not.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:54pm

Then why are you challenging a 5-year old, like you say I am?? Not very adult like of you, you boring old betty.. and you say you like this thread?? How VERY interesting of you to say.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:55pm

Well this has been a fun one, eh? (Yes I'm Canadian and we say eh)

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:57pm

"Then why are you challenging a 5-year old, like you say I am??"...

I've already said that, silly...it is amusing. Now go eat your cracker. I know it's what you're going to have for the whole week...

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:59pm

...Like seriously? Im guessing you were dropped on the head as a baby?

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:59pm

@199 i didnt see 194 until after i posted :D

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 5:59pm

#198.. oooh that hurt... oooh.. I'm so sad!!!!! ooohhh...you hit a soft, tender spot there, ooohhh.....

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 6:00pm

@198 err what ?

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 6:01pm

@ 205. "#198.. oooh that hurt... oooh.. I'm so sad!!!!! ooohhh...you hit a soft, tender spot there, ooohhh....."

#198? You can't you even do the # and @ thing properly? Ok, I'm feeling bad for you, I now allow you to eat TWO crackers. Maybe with a little more calories your two neurons will work better.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 6:06pm

Gizmo is not supposed to eat this late...

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 6:08pm

@ 208. Hey, now you're mean. I love Gizmo. Unless you're talking about Gizmo after turning into that gross thing...no, I still think he's prettier.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 6:11pm

@208 a gremlins refrence dude you must be out of material by now :D

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 6:11pm

@210 was gonna call her a vampire but that line is played ;-) and as somebody said earlier vampires can't show up in photos and Pam obviously has

@209 for those who have seen her pick - those droopy saucer eyes yell Gizmo but yes the rest yells Stripe - that's was the leader after it ate

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 6:17pm