The Bastardly Minute With... Kelly Brook
Posted on Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 3:29pm by Moelicious

Some great news: Kelly Brook & Billy Zane call off engagement?
Kelly Brook is reported to have called off her engagement to American actor Billy Zane.
According to The Sun the couple, who have been together for four years, split up after Brook decided that she was too young to marry.
Rumours that they had gone their separate ways began last Sunday after 28-year-old actress and TV star Brook appeared at the BAFTA Television Awards without her engagement ring. [RTE]
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Nobody better say fat.
That's a natural, curvy, hot body!
LOL I love the first caption..
... not a big fan of the face but I love her body
liar! saying she broke off the engagement because she is too young to marry...thats because she realized she will be trapped with a bald guy for the rest of her life (no offence to bald men in here) but i'm just trying to be funny
no, not fat but the flattest widest ass I've ever seen...not hot...don't even get me started with the saggy British H cups...
Whatever Johnny Mak...blah blah blah "fashion obsessed..." blah blah
She has a nice stomach, and legs that's it...messed up nose...far from perfect.
Stacy Dash, I'm obsessed with her butt...today is squat day (and potatoes and protein baby)...yay!!
Where's Johnny Mak???
and i wanted to say the back of her thighs is not toned...they are great for your average women and even me since we dont sit on our asses and actually lives so we cant hit the gym 24/7 and worry about our looks nothing but our looks but if you are going to get paid for your looks and body only, i expect that shit not to be there
actually have*
FAT...
Oh, and since when is 28 too young to marry?
even with all the photoshop that goes with these photoshoots, you can still see how untoned and flat/wide her ass is. they could have atleast retouched the cellulite out and made her body look tighter. i hate when celebs -whose job is to look better than regular folk- look average. Her face is not that pretty, body is ok but not fit, she looks like a boring housewife.
I was tired of Billy Zane 5 minutes into seeing him in Dead Calm....Imagine a life time with that prick....Ok maybe he isn't one in real life.....He sure looks like one though.
He looks like the type that would look at you side ways and say, "What did you say?" after telling him you accidently cooked his steak medium and not rare..
Shit...out of all of the pictures you can put up to celebrate this great news...you people pick this lame set.
^ I agree.
I will admit that her butt and thighs could be in better shape, but I would hardly call her fat. I think, overall, she has a great body. These aren't very flattering pics.
they still look waaaaaay better than her candids...soccer mom city.
Not a collection of her best pics, but I think the pose on page #4 is one of the hottest poses a woman can do. Unfortunely, the hair, the pants, and the gun do not work here. But the pose itself is really hot..where you can see the entire back of the leg, her ass, exposed back and she is looking back. Oh and she has heels on which is a must.
I could do a better job with her and a disposable camera then this photographer.
Nice figure.
Okay I'm sorry, I called her fat...but after checking out other pics of her, from other times, She definetly has a great body...and beautiful shape...I don't know about this one's tho. either she lost that shape a little or bad photos, and they don't show her face, she's beautiful on the others, My bad.
Flat, not Fat.
Mundo - These pics don't do her justice.
No worries about your post. :)
i love her body...i'm surprised they didn't airbrush that little bit of cellulite on the back of her legs. she has a body type closer to the average woman than most celebs, and it really suits her well. she's super hot
Her father died recently, she was probably staying together until he was gone. Good riddance, baldy.
why did they chose those granny panties?
other than those....she's a stunner.
"the flattest widest ass I've ever seen."
You haven't hung out at very many shopping malls, public swimming pools, or beaches in America then have you?
Kelly usually looks pretty smoking.
She is not a runway model nor is she a couch potato fatty.
She is an everyday gal with huge cans and the rest of her body is average.
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