Who The Hell Impregnated Ashlee Simpson?!
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
Photo Credit: GA-MD/bauergriffinonline.com...Because it certainly wasn't Pete Wentz.
Everyone knows that Ass is merely a horrible cover for his blatant homosexuality (not that anything's wrong w/ that), but to go around and tell people you're getting engaged & that your girl might be pregnant is pretty damn absurd. If anything, it's a slap on the face of Gay America.
So with that in hand, who did it? Which one of you bastards had unprotected sex w/ Ashlee Simpson?
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The girls' careers HAVE been on a downslide, and Daddy Joe usually steps in...
Someone had to say it.
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Ol' Petey boy better be wearing a hockey mask when he's banging Ashlee here because that chin of hers could put out a fucking eye.
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i'd hit it
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Umm...... Ashlee is really good lookin, sick of all the haters. Love the hair!
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Yes indeed^.But well,what else would you expect from someone who decided that the hottest girl on earth is actually a Shemale.
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Let's examine the recent activity, Ashlee and Petey boy hang out at resort. Petey boy ignores Ashley, and Pool Boy(aka jjm)hits it hard for a few afternoons! Pregnancy ensues, Petey gets the credit! Simpson family is happy!
Ass call me, We'll do pregnant sex!
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JJm ^^..thats exactly what went down.
We'll know soon enough tho..cuz if that kid dont come out wearing eyeliner...it aint his!!
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Are you kidding ? I'd impregnate her. Not intentionally, of course, but maybe if I was sloppy when I pulled out of her bum.
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@ #4 - yeah! i agreed, ashlee looks good to me, but TIRED of the haters!
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hair is kinda wack but everything else is sexy
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i like... what she's... wearing...
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ugly and worthless just like her ugly ooompa looompa sister. And they come out with shitty music.
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i actually love this hair color on her..:)
but i dont like the choice of clothes shes going with
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