Sexy Miranda Kerr Brings The Afternoon Links
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
- Cheryl Tweedy’s Got Cleavage [HollywoodTuna]
- “The Mclovin’ Fund” with Kristen Bell and Christopher Mintz-Plasse [CO-ED Magazine]
- Michael Caine’s Got Some Ass [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kyra Sedgwick And Kevin Bacon In London [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jessica Alba does stuff [Celebslam]
- Emma Watson news(this ones for McCracken) [The Bastardly Society]
- Game-ontwerpers in 1979 [Flabber]
- Bitch Can't Give Blood [Dlisted]
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This kitty just knocked me out!!! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- John Cusack’s stalker to stand trial [Cele|bitchy]
- Kim Kardashian’s ass is gross? [The Blemish]
- Celebrity Plastic Surgery On TV [CityRag]
- Isn’t Alessandra Pregnant or Something? [DerekHail]
- That seems interesting [Tasteful Celebs]
- Lindsay Douches Sick Grandma [Celeb Warship]
- Interview w/ the choco-sexy ERYKAH BADU [Complex]
- The 10 Hottest Zoo Weekly Babes Of All Time [Uber]
- Ashlee Simpson is Pregnant. Or not. [Fatback Media]
- Pamela Anderson’s Milf T and A Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- I Want To Party With Danielle Lloyd [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Have you uploaded a pic to your Bastardly Certified Account? Well, if you're a hot chick, please make sure you think along the lines of Britt87 (assuming that's her booty down below):
And of course...
cute
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beautiful...but is the bastard horndogs getting a lil bit obsessed?
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pretty face but way too skinny
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I would suck on those lovely little piplets. Sweetness.
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WOW
awesome photoshoot, my fav so far
SHE LOOKS GREAT, GORGEOUS
page 5 is my favorite
I love the outfit.
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I don't know if these are old or new, but she is just way too skinny. She's very cute and I can see that she's trying to be sexy here. But she's so thin that she has no shape. It's just hard to see her as sexy. She does look adorable though.
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so i know this chick is the new obsession with everyone
but she just isn't hot
she's got that kewpie doll look with the huge head and the tiny little mouth like that freak Lilly Cole
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love those plums of hers.
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i think she can look pretty at times, but she laxs sex appeal bad. the girls has no body at all. no, hips, no ass, no nothing...
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I don't get it.
Don't get me wrong, I'd bang her real good, but she's way too skinny and her face is below average (and maybe slightly above average with the right makeup, lighting, and photoshopping).
I could go to the mall and in 30 minutes find 30 chicks hotter than her.
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i want to have her.
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"in 30 minutes find 30 chicks hotter than her."
using my amazing math skills...that works out to a chick per minute!! Which fucking mall are you gonna hit up?!
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WOw...those legs!
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looks too thin here, still hot though
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holy crap she is way too skinny- she has no ass.....it just looks like a continuation of her legs
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she's hot
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Thank you, MOE--for giving Miranda Kerr some love. And if gawking at Miranda Kerr is being "a lil obsessed," then obsession just can't be a bad thing.
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Fuk u all bastardy...she is hot honestly..although i am a bootyluva
Her eyes are amazing!
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bastards*
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Me want to give her cookie.
Me want to eat cookie.
Me don't need cookie.
Me had enough cookie.
Me think model woman is pretty.
Me like model.
Model remind me of cookie with no flour.
Me know model.
Me want to say hello to model.
Hello Sarah McSweeney.
See you soon.
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I have the same eye shape as her. LOL
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Shabnam, you must have very sexy eyes.
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If that body were mine, I would make love to her every day.
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30 hotter chicks in 30 minutes, yeah no problem. She's average, meaning half the girls her age are hotter than she is. On a college campus I'll see 60 hotter girls in 30 minutes.
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Yeah, um... Pretty face, but her thinness is becoming scary.
Especially page 2 - her thighs are about the size of my arms. And I have bone-thin arms!
It's just ugly. Makes me want to force-feed her a hamburger.
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#1 by a longshot!!!
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Is she real? Looks like one of those lifelike fuckdolls.
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Stop shoving her (AND Kristen Bell, aka Ms. Average) down our throats. Neither are god-sent. Enough already.
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ohh noo.. all over my shirt
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What I like is that she is both sexy and cute. Cute is cool.
Now about this ad-sponsor-thingy situation. Do I have to actually buy something from one of the sponsors to help out or is merely clicking away from this site to theirs enough?
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@Bossy (28)
Then don't visit this link. I really don't get the argument of anyone shoving anything down anybody's throat. Like a film you don't like. If you don't like it then don't watch it. Otherwise, stop being a pussy and let us enjoy our daily intake of bastardly goodness (aka Kerr).
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perfect breasts, perfect nipples.
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Me next door neighbor make fresh cookie.
Me ask for cookie.
Me next door neighbor say not for Cookie Monster, for children.
Me no understand.
Me can only smell fresh cookie in air.
Me get upset.
Me try put tissue in nose.
Me no have nose.
Me no have nose yet me only smell fresh cookie.
Me try meditate.
Me go to happy place.
Happy place filled with fresh cookie.
Me try eat happy place.
Me asked to not come back to happy place.
Me ask if anyone know of new happy place.
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ok moe..you're forcing to post a pic of my butt...
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Me see picture of Glimmer.
Me reminded of not one cookie but two cookie.
Two cookie before two cookie go into oven.
Me no like cookie before go in oven.
Me get tummyache.
Me like brown cookie.
Me like one thing more than brown cookie.
Me like two brown cookie.
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well..cookie..that's not really me.but it's the thought that counts.ha ha..
your words are always welcome in front page land ! :)
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shes damn perfect gorgeous!!! but odd, the shadowing contract still looks odd!
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Britt87's pic is Brianna Frost's ass and Glimmer one is Keyra from SuperTangas.com
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I keep trying to tell myself that her face is odd and her body is too skinny. Yet I'm still enchanted by this woman.
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Suddenly I'm not jealous of Orlando Bloom anymore. He can keep it. Yuck, she's nasty skinny
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almost the perfect body for me
face is cute i guess
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Ow! Miranda!
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UGH BORINGGGGGGGG MIRANDA YAY!
NICE ONE BASTARDLY :s
SERIOUSLY COULD WE CONCENTRATE ON HOT WOMEN RATHER THAN MALNOURISHED ALIENS?
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haha glimmer..juicy booty :P
oo and whoever said they got her eyeshape thats great :)
shes got beautiful eyes.
and this girl looks like a doll..
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the shadowing contrast are reminds of vampire shots, but HELL, THAT DAMN SCARES ME, god damnit! people in new york needs to quit that shit!!! its freaking people out!
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