Bastardly Lady of the Day - Esmerelda
Monday, April 21st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Kristin Davis
Do you like your boobs?
Sometimes.... depends of what I'm wearing. I think they're ok... I mean... I'm short, so I don’t think I would look "right" with big boobies
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
One guy said I looks like Jennifer Tilly (I don’t know if that's good or bad....) , except for the boobs lol
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Vanessa, April 7th is my fav. Morganita is my least favorite because is fake.
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm very intelligent, funny and real.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!











2.25 stars
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OMG... Jailbait alert. Are you guys sure this chick is even older than 10?
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changed my mind
1.25 stars
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Go home little girl.
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Me think Esmerelda cute.
Me enjoy pictures with morning cookie made out of eggs and ham.
Me no brush my blue fur this morning.
People in charge of Sesame Street say me no look acceptable to put on air.
Me take sip of coffee and tell them to get me more cookie.
Me grumpy.
Me no sleep.
Snuffleupagus walk up and down Sesame Street all night long screaming at someone.
Me hear Snuffleupagus say things that make no sense.
Snuffleupagus say Excuse me, sir, where are you from even though there is no one on street except for Snuffleupagus.
Snuffleupagus say You have a real nice family there, sir.
Snuffleupagus say Me from Aberdeen, Washington, sir and me serve in United States Airforce.
Me hear Snuffleupagus scream and spit.
Me lock door.
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Shitty pics! Also looks very young.
From what can be seen, kinda cute. 3 stars.
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You don't look straight at the camera in any of the pictures... and you still look bad.
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meh
and kristin davis? wtf is wrong with you?
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She reminds me of America Ferrera (Ugly Betty).
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From what I can tell you are really cute, but WTF? How can anyone rate you when we can barely see you?
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guh
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um. . . me thinks jailbait as well. . . this could get interesting. . . i'll pass.
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I just fell in love in the first picture. Shitty pics is right though!
Jailbait or not...You have a the most gorgeous face...Man I just could look at that first picture for hours. Don't get all weird on me folks....Women's faces are like works for art to me....
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Blech. Pics are crap. And I'm sure you're jailbait.
NEXT!
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isnt this the chick that said i seem to have good features but dont look pretty or high in my pic or someshit like that lmao...look at you...u cant even show your face clearly in any of the pix
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Are you serious? So this is what makes BTOLDs now...
I'm not gonna bother.
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wait, the first pic shows her features somewhat...her whole mouth area is ugly and protruding
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LOL at that picture, concubine.
Pic #2 is cute but I feel slightly dirty and am sure if I say anything else Chris Hansen will ask me to have a seat and ask me what I'm doing here.
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BTW Kristin Davis.....No that is class. You are smart and that choice sets your apart from most other BLOTD's that pick Angelina and truly show your breadth in your taste in women as whole.
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what the fuck kind of pictures are these?? how are we supposed to rate you if we cant even see your face and good pics of your body?? and from what i CAN see you look like an ugly 12 yr old.
1 star
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You look like your probally cute, but your pictures really do suck. You need better angles, more straight on.
2**s
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I hate chicks who say they are "real" then proceed to lie on 3mil question... give me a break, if you put your pictures (technically that is - cause in actuality they sucked....) up for bastards to rip apart and / or praise then you'd definitely sleep with a rich old man...
NEXT....
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rather than pictures of what you actually look like, your pictures are more like a collection of clues as to what you could look like... and the clues lead to a jailbait trail...
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WTF is up with all the sideways pics. Bitch how can we rate you if we can't see your face. Get the hell up off the Bastardly.
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Either that Loki or Professor Plum killed Colonel Mustard with the candle stick in the Library.
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Ummm no commit
Want some candy little girl
Shame on me...I have been bad..I need a time out
Wait about 6 years get a good camera show lots of body and resummit.Then I will give a star or two
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hahaha Schlichting
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It is was said on to him, that if this child was of child bearing years, that the party in his pants could commence....And it was so.
And he smote his brother by befriending the girl with the pink bicycle and asking if he could smell her bicycle seat....and he was struck down with a vengence, because "That bitch was his."
And it was so....
Seriously though....I used to have the parapeligic friend that had the sickest mind on the planet...He was like 28 and would say all kind of dirty stuff about 13 and 14 year olds.
I just like her face....It's pretty
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obviously ugly mug or you would have shown us -5 stars
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Boring.
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you're cute, you kinda remind me of Neve Campbell
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young wet bitch!!!! ugly for now....possible pretty in the future!!! run along girl.....5th period is about to start!!!!!!! NO HALL PASSES...for you!!!!!!
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no STARS!!!!!
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Jailbait.. I love it...
has a potentially good looking butt, but it's hidden in the picture.. the rest BLAH.
I give it a 1
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I think the crappy pictures are a 'hedge'.
If people say mean and nasty things about her looks, she can just claim that the pictures don't do her justice.
I'll bet she's cute as a bug, but isn't so sure about it, herself.
Since she looks like she's about 16, I'll just say, "Cute girl".
Carry on, bastards!
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Perfect for my brother... he´s 13 years old...
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Absolutely beautiful.
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BORING!!
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just to make things clear, this is NOT the same esmeralda who has been commenting here. im older than this! lol... although ur ok i suppose, u dont sound bitchy at least.
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She's cute. Say what you wanna say, we've had a nice upswing on the BLOD's lately.
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@37
Perfect for my brother, too: He's 55!
:D
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Maybe those pics were sent by the feds!
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judging from the first pic you are just average. other ones are unclear. i think you should resubmit.
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t
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How the hell did she get a 23 rating out of 5?
Somethings seriously F'd up
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bored now...
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How the fuck is there 5 stars?!?!
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beat me too it.. 367 votes? Somehow I doubt.. Either Moe or Jackson are looking to get some Jailbait and have been fudging the numbers
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Your pics are really fuzzy and there are no full body shots which is good, I guess, because you look underage and it would be even more disturbing if you had included them.
From what I can tell, you are above average looking, but not by that much.
And what's going on with the widget thing again?
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do u have some sort of birthmark,
hideous growth or scar
on the left side of your face?
cant really understand as to why
you'd send shitty pictures
showing just half ur face unless
youre hiding something.
that and you'd expect us
to take u seriously.
seriously???
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I wonder who the troll who keeps messing with the ratings is.
1*
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As far as I know I haven't been hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.
Yet I'm still seeing stars.
Five of them in fact.
How has this come to pass?
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maybe "someone" has been "tampering" with the votes....Shame on you little girl :P
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the rating system is jacked up...for her to have full 5 stars, everyone has to have voted 5* and i surely know i voted a lot less than 5* and brought the mean down haha
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last week was "her rating is lower than what i think so someone is tampering" now today its "her rating is higher thani think it should be so someone must be tampering". Maybe not everyone agrees with you and also not everyone who votes makes comments. With good reason since most people jump on and gang up on eachother anyway.
that being said. Yeah whats up with the ratings lately. Even allison is leading for blotd of the week. something is up.
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BORING and she looks full of herself. There are two types of girls I can't stand:
1) the cheap-looking bleached blonde girls who wear too much makeup and dress like $2 hooker and 2) the I-think-I'm-a-natural-beauty-so-I-don't-wear-any-makeup-and-I-think-I'm-really-hot type.
She has no style and zero sex-appeal, not to mention HORRIBLE taste! Kristin Davis? Seriously? You couldn't think of anyone more boring and generic-looking?
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Shitty pics, but might be cute.
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Looks okay from the pics
nice lean body, you look like you have nice lips and skin
but.....
NO CLEAR FACE OR BODY SHOTS
LOOK INTO THE CAMERA AND TAKE A PIC
STAND IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA AND TAKE A PIC
it is that easy.
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All right, time to make it official: The star rating widget is totally fucked up.
One vote should be allowed per IP, guys - only one fucking vote.
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i see trolls are still fucking around with the ratings.
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Your fingers are missing in page 2. Sry, maybe you should get one of those hooks??
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Hey, are you Esmerelda, the one who comments on this site??
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Oh please, there is no way that this chick is 5 stars. If the rating system isn't going to be reliable, you should just get rid of it.
That being said, the picture quality isn't so good. Why won't you look directly into the camera? Is the left side of your face messed up?
Pamela, the esmerelda that posts her already said that it's not her.
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Ya, ok, I am not really up to for reading all this shit here
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This grade is an Inc for incomplete.
The answers are ok but what good are answers when you can't see shit in the pics?
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shitty pictures is true...and yeah you look like jaibait. So I won't even comment more on you. Just go change your diapers..
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new pics and a birth-certificate please
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Little girl is messing with the ratings!
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Resubmit with better pictures!! Not even a single full body shot here.
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If anything, that Ashley should have gotten 5 stars, and this one zero.
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That is a joke!
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#5 - LOL, that jailbait is incorporated from california, missouri, so thats one nice advisory
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Young! Maybe too young? I don't know because the pics are bad, but she seems cute enough 3 stars.
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Hey, where are you, mr. uncertified bastard... I wanna play...
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is this a joke? How old is this kid anyway 8?
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@75 damn your profile pic is hot ;)
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Yeah, she looks 13, maybe 14 years old tops. Someone should've checked her ID before putting up these pics.
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tits and ass. no stars for you because you did not show any. sorry, child.
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IT'S YOUR CHUCKEE CHEESE!!
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burr
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hey i have an idea, why not use a rating widget that someone cant hack...
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@75 daaaamn yur hot
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But she seems to be wearing hippie clothes.. I like that...
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Pam i want you sooooooo bad
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is the widget thingy working? or is she a computer wizard straight from Hogwarts?
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Yay, you're back!! Hey, where are you from??
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wouldn you like to know....;)
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im closer than you think....
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Um that 5 star rating is a joke right?
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Are you alone pam ? need company ?
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Ok, you're starting to sound creepy.. but I still like you :)
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sooo you like it....
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you wanna get it oooonnnn !!!???!!!
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uh, why does the counter say five stars?
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How did these too-short too-safe answers and blurry weird angled photos get a 5 star rating? she's cute and all but come on!
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common pam i´ll be gentle ;)
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hey pam wanna get it oonnnnn in my lighthouse
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OMG.... this reminds me too much of Guiding light...
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where do you think they got the idea from...
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#100 pam and #101 Big Al
go ahead you two crazy kids, you have my blessing!
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yo pam we got permission to get it oonnnnnnnnnnn :D
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so is that yes or no ?
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Less than average...
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[IMG]http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn148/Sing_Melokia/Competition.jpg[/IMG]
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I must be retarded I still can't post a fucking picture, not even one I took out of the #5' book,.
Hey concubine, how did you do that?
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I AM OFF THIS FREAKIN SITE AGAIN!!! THIS IS BORING!! YA'LL ARE BORING AS HELL!!!!!
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Jeeze... it's like some of you are dead!! How old are ya'll anyways??
I'm a hyper maniac. BE MORE FUN, PEOPLE!! Well, Damage inc. is crazy fun.
BUT NOT YA'LL PEOPLE!!! Pleaze. AND THAT BLOTD TODAY LOOKS BORING, YET SMART, I DUNNO!!! SHE COULD BE FUN, I DUNNO EITHER!! Just sayin.
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if only everyone were as intresting as you pam :)
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btw your comments are way more interesting to read than many other on this site
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You forgot.. I'm also lots more entertaining than this whole fkn bunch on this site. This site is just full of nasty, old pervs and shit.
And nasty chicks as well. That crazy uncertified bastard was way more fun than all of you put together!! Well, except for few people here.
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Sorry, children and new toys you know.
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Exactly!! Anon1 here is a perfect example of one nasty perv.
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wait he is a perv because he looks at women, o-kay
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Ok, don't respond. Just keep your negativity goin. Ya'll are never gonna change, anyway. I wish some new, more fun people would come here.
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I hate when blotds post pictures like these. This is 99 percent about looks, and your artsy fartsy pics aren't helping us judge
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Just, so sorry, I am leavin!! Really!! I thought someone wanted me to stay, sry, ya'll be losing this site, because I'm leavin. This site is NOTHIN without me. Arion agrees, ya'll are way too negative!! Bastards gether around here from everywhere. To say their negative opinions. It's not good for your soul, believe me! Please, stop this before ya'll destroy your lives!! I mean this, people. This site should be banned, really, or change the name of it. Like to: Happy, or Lovely. I really have to say this!! Pointing out flaws ALL THE TIME drives you crazy in the end. Instead, point out the good things in people on this site.
Ya'll will feel so much better!! Ya'll prolly think I'm crazy, but I'm right. Anyways, hope ya'll grow up reall soon!! Goodbye.
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121. pammy
this is the bastardly pammy, but yeah, even the most positive people get frustrated or infuriated and need a release. ahhhh rec room therapy, yeeahh!
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I don't see what makes her a 5
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^ IP Blocker makes her a 5, BlueElement2k.
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riiiiiiiight. . . . . .
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Nothing to see here!
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...Your attention whoring ways really get on my nerves. Who in hell do you think you are anyway? 'This site is nothing without me, Arion agrees.' Man fuck Arion. Who gives a flying fuck about Arion?! See, this is why i hated your ass in the first place. Just because you are a crazy anorexic slut dosent mean you are entertaining! Bitch, we are laughing at you, not with you! And just for your impertinence i am now composing Poem To An Anorexic Crackwhore Part 2. Are you happy now?
That being said i do fucking love you Pamela Susan. You are the craziest psycho i have ever come across, and i love reading your stupid comments. And you are way fucking better than that complete bitch d55. Stop saying you are leaving Pamela, you are just a fucking attention whore. And by the way, i know that picture you had on your profile a while ago wasnt even you. It was Chloe Lattanzi, Olivia Newton Johns anorexic daughter! Busted, Pamela hahahaha. You better reply bitch, or i am done with your lame ass forever.
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hahaha @ 121
You will be back, Pamela. You need your attention fix.
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Can pam please shut the fuck up. Dont matter how much u yak away on here, ur still gonna give in and eat 1 day. And all the make-up in the world aint gonna cover ur foul spotty skin.
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sew ur noisy fucking mouth shut and cut ur fingers off so u dont reach for the cookie jar or bore the world to death on here.
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wow. pam you are without a doubt the most irritating and attention seeking loser ive ever come across. Please grow up.
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WTF is wrong with you? I need better pics, god damn it! Do you have any tits, do you have any ass? But on first sight not that bad. Rating: 4.5 out of 10
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Jeez !! its all about Pamela lol... who the hell is she anyway... somebody send me a link ! she is more entertaining than my pics and comments XD
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"me"... stop describing yourself, u rotten, disgusting piece of shit cunt.
And I know about the photo, #128. U r just one lame mofo. Pleaze, get a job and grab a life, while ur at it. Hey, maybe u should try to make a poetry book. Also, poems?? How gay is that?? Wow!! U r just a gay British man, ren't u?? Now, go find a cock 2 suck.
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Looks like she could be cute but can't be confirmed with the shitty pics. **
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she doesn't look at the camera AND the pics are bad ... but guess what? she's white? so she gets four stars!!
the racism here is really crappy
you all suck
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Please re-post some decent pics in a few years when you are of legal age....
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Get real...Walgreens disposible cameras take better pics than that..clearly she chose the poorest quality webcam/myspace pics as possible because she thinks she has something to hide..that and chicks that are chronically taking obscure sideview pics probably have a secret roll of fat they are trying to hide.
-1 stars.
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fuck this shit...r u serious? 4 stars? we cant even see her body nor her face properly.
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oops, never mind.
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I give her 1* because of the low quality pics. She looks cute but with these pics you cannot really tell. Also I think all BLOTD's should submit at LEAST five (CLEAR) face & body pics to even be considered for a vote (the more the merrier, I always say).