Bastardly Lady of the Day - Ashley
Friday, April 18th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

I am the most bastardly girl at LSU!!!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I would definitely go lesbo for Rachel Bilson. She seems like the sweet girl who goes naughty in the bedroom. Plus she's just hot.
Do you like your boobs?
I love my boobs. They're D's. Can't say I would change anything about them. Ask me this question in 20 years when gravity sets in.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Of course I would. I would do it for a million. Hell, I would have sex with 2 men the age of my grandpa for three million. At the same time.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Well, actually no. But some guy flew his kite into me when I was tanning outside one time. He was probably trying to cover up his 4-inch boner and lost control.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I would have to say Emily. She's rockin' her nose ring.
What makes you Bastardly?
I am bastardly because I don't hold back. I'm an extremely blunt person.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!











Five stars just for pic #2. Mommy?
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You're kinda cute. Nice juggs too. Plus the 'rachel Bison' answer earned you extra credit. So a grand total of 3 stars.
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3 stars....you lose two stars because your friend is dressed up like a slutty Dorothy and failing at it. MISERABLY.
What?
Guilty by association.
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"Of course I would. I would do it for a million. Hell, I would have sex with 2 men the age of my grandpa for three million. At the same time."
LOL
I like your boobs, your body is okay
your face is very average
you show your gums when you smile :(
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im not too sure about this one.....yellow teeth....
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I think you shoud've done pic 3 in black and white instead of 4. That way we wouldn't see your yellow teeth. Other than that, good answers and nice D's. Motor motor motor motor motorboating!
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i'd say the boobs get 4 stars!
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Ya, i wasn't really expecting pic #2 after seeing pic 1.
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The third picture was taken April 19, 2008, is it a window into the future?
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good for a bang, but that's it.
1 star each per boobie.
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she's ok, not my cup of tea
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#9 is right, actually....
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Nice boobs, but I do not really like gummy smiles, sorry. 3 stars.
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I would love to play with your boobs and I think you are the first girl that had decent answers. The R Bils answer got me hard.
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oh my god...4 stars? get the fuck out of here
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Your Grandpa answer & pic # 2 give you 5 *'s baby!
You're pretty & I bet fun to hang out with.
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cute. great tits. 5
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You are very,very average,and not really my type.You do have nice boobs,though...hehehe
You had good answers,gotta give you that,but I strongly think you are not 4 stars worth.
By the way,HOW DID YOU LET YOUR FRIEND GO ANYWHERE LOOKING AS BAD AS SHE IS???Seriously,I dig the idea of her costume,but it looks awful on her!!!
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The first thing I notice about a woman is her smile...even when she has a chest as large as yours. We talk about a lot a different body parts on this site, but to be hoenest with you NOTHING beats a killer smile. Absolutely nothing!
With that being said, do whatever you have to do to have your teeth improved! You are a very pretty girl and would really benefit with the dential work.
Pic #6 is my favorite!
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I give you 5 for repping the hometown - B.R. The Big RED Stick!
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****
Good answer with Rachel Bilson. I'm not normally a breasts person, but pic 2 is out of this world. Very cute.
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I love your answers! D cups are the best and I love the nurse costume! I say 4 stars. 3 for your pics and an extra one because I like you. The suggestions about the teeth are good ones. :)
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ACE I agree about the smile and the dental work. I think George Carlin said about people and things he hates....People with really big gums and really small teeth. Bit of cosmetic dentistry and you'd look really nice.
Also...wanted to point out....Are you the friend of the BLOTD Alexandra? Remember she said one of her friends was going to post soon....Because...In the first picture you looka an awful lot like the greecian girl with horrible glasses from that horrible post.
Either way...Your my kind of girl...Exactly my type.
and...Thanks for the "mammories".
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I like your answers (especially the grandpa one, that would be my answer too) but your smile shows more gum than teeth, and you need some brow work. Those boobs are ridic!
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BAD
yellow teeth, too much gum in your smile, average face
GOOD
curves, body, answers
2.5 of of 5 stars.
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You're definitely making my baton rouge.
I was hoping for more after pic 2 though, it all went downhill from there.
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wtf 4 stars? Why is everybody getting 4 stars lately? This one is definitely not worth that much. Pretty average. Good answers though
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I think this girl had nice answers not like yesterdays blotd who seemed stuck up.
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@ Richard - George Carlin is a genius...he's one of my favorites.
There's something very hot about a naughty nurse chugging straight from the pitcher! I wonder if she is playing anchorman???
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DOESNT SHOW HER BOD,CAUSE SHE IS REAL THICK ,CHICKS WITH BIG TITS THINK ITS COOL TO SHOW THEM WHEN THEY ARE CHUNKETS, I WILL TAKE A SLIMMER BODY,EVEN IF IT MEANS THE JUGS SHRINK,SHE HAS GUMS LIKE MY GERMAN SHEPARD
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3 stars
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Naughty nurse outfits always win in my book. The boobage is large and in charge, and you have a killer sexy smile...
A+
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You be the judge????? Is it Alexandra's friend? Hard to tell what the cans look like under that leopard print.



JIMMYD...Your German Shepherd has really big gums too?
ACE....George Carlin....I agree.
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I think you're hot. You remind me a little of Kelly Brooke.
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I don't think so Richard, the girl with the glasses has a nicer smile. I think Ashley resembles Alexandria though.
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She seems to have a really awesome personality. She has an awesome rack, and she's cute. Yeah that rack is something. She seems kinda short though, but then again, a short girl with hugeeee boobs is not such a bad thing.
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Not the same....Different noses,and different eyebrows.
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And no you don't look like that fat bitch Richard Shitlinger is talking about.
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daaaaaaaamn, last time I saw 4* now it's 1*, wow, she's cute, one star? kinda harsh.....
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NICE tits, Gummy McEyebows.
I love short girls with nice tits.
Too bad your face is busted and you are kind of a cunt.
Face 2.5
Body 4 (cute short-style with 5 star cans)
Pics 4 (#2 saved you big time)
Answers 2 (you sound even more deluded than the other biotches)
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FINAL: 3 (I couldn't give 4 stars to a face like that)
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Leni I think somebody used an I.P. blocker and voted a bunch of times because it was around 60 votes when I last saw... either that or the whole LSU campus decided to over throw her as being the most Bastardly.
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1 star??? Avergae looking? Wow maybe she should dye her hair black and wear stilhetto heels doing arched back slutty poses and cake on pounds of makeup and she will be hot to you idiots. I must say your pictures suck but I can tell in person you would be pretty. You bastardly losers wouldn't know natural beauty if it bit you in the ass.
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Damn she DOES have 1 star so far lol Even those fug bitches last week and the week before usually got 3 stars.
You MUST be a HUGE cunt.
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Seriouslu - don't ever EVER smile - seriously. Thanks : )
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She's a really cute girl who has her hot days.
On a side note did every chick dress up as a nurse for Halloween this year. Geez.
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Wow, D's. I think I'm gonna change my rating to a 4 from a 3 just for that. I love a big rack on a cute petite girl like that. It's hot!
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ur gums... eurgh not for me im afraid.
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ur cute, but im not into the gummy grin. other than that ur really quite pretty and have a nice body. 3 stars.
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so really? big boobs is all u guys need? if she had smaller ones u guys would be putting her down cuz she looks average. and not any real full body shots so i think shes hiding some fat
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I think the rating thinamabobber is broken because there's no way with her cute face and that big rack she would get an average of 1.
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u are without a doubt the most attractive girl on this site. And u have a beautiful smile!
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yeah i agree. somehting is up with th evoter. i mean i am not her biggest fan but damn a 1?
nto even the skeleton chick form a few weeks back got that
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She reminds me of a girl I fucked a few weeks back. Very similar face. But the girl I fucked had much smaller boobs. They were nice and perky though.
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Hot!
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Yeah...I think I am wrong too.....That is why I went throught the exercise of putting the photos together.....
Either way.....This girl is no 1....I gave her a 4 cause I like her and she's my type....Not 5 cause of the big gums.
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U are gorgeous!
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OHMYGOD! ur beautiful, seriously. U have a really hot body, u should definately be an underwear model or something!
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1 star? Come on people, that is harsh! I think you're cute, and you do have a nice rack. You answers were also good. I would give you 3.5 stars, but I'll round up to 4 since your overall rating is way too low.
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the king will make u his queen. If you allow him ti masterbate between your breasts.
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What the hell is that in the Dorothy outfit?? Yea shes a cute girl.
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51,54, 56 LOL...what "beautiful" smile am i not seeing?
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HOT! ur the best one this week by far.
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and 57 LOL
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and 62 LMAO
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Nice rack, I will say 3 stars.
I love boobs
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I think u have a really lovely smile, ur teeth are straight and white and u look friendly and kind.
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and i cant believe i skipped 32...it is amazing how these uncertified bastards are complimenting nothing but her ugly smile, saying it is killer and beautiful LOL...this is so pathetic
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without a doubt the best body there's been on here. damn girl!
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u have a really pretty face and a sweet amile, i dunno what the problem is!
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OH MY GOD...Moe...dude, you gotta do something about this shit...uncertified bastards shouldnt be able to comment...this is so ridiculous...bitches writing comments for themselves under different names, giving themselves compliment...dear god
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what perfection. Havent seen a rack like that in some time. will all other ladies please take notes? thanx.
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Ashley - Just one last comment about the whole teeth issue....Adrianna Lima is the most beautiful woman in the world and people give her a hard time about her teeth.
Wow, you really do have big boobs!
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fuck u d55 ur just an ugly bitter bint. Do i see ur pics up? do i hell! This girls hot. deal with it.
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i have an idea... why not post the IP with the comment of all anonymous posters!!!
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^ yeah ok lmfao...ugly bitch LOL...ur so sad lmfao...ur not even making this shit subtle LOL ur writing comments back to back under different names...oh my god...so fucking sad!!!!!!!!!!!
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74,
hahahah exactly...i can bet my life that it's the same person
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d55... envy is a terrible thing.
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I hope ur not referring to me... who just happened to post at the same time. If u read my other comments i have nothing nice to say about this blotd. I am actually surprised this sites let non registered peopel vote and leave comments. pretty funny.
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hey d55, was that u in the pink dress pic u posted on the other blotds thread?
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78,
no...i was replying to 73 but your post got in the way before mine got posted
77,
oh my god shut up...ur so fucking misreable LOL
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And wishes she was as hot as Ashley is.
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haha yeah...a dress i was selling
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Screw LSU.. USC are the Really National Champs. Automatic 1 Star
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81,
fuck, if i looked like this chick, id never leave my house...and i would NEVER smile EVER
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@82 well the part we saw in the pic looked pretty good. u should post full pics of urself and do a blotd of ur own. i think u would rock it.
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this girl has scary teeth but she still remains hot. That speaks volumes. d55 why r u so angry? beauty is in the eye of the beholder so u never know, one day... who knows?! maybe some1 will want to fuck u. Live the dream bitter queen.
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Actually d55 i think this girl does look kinda hot in sum of these pics... Maybe u are a little jealous? its ok to cry.
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I have 3 old friends, a can or crisco and a penchant for ass sex....
You up for a party?
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all of these anonymous posters are ridiculous. every single one of them doesnt type out "you" its so obvious its t he same person
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86,
puhlease stop with ur BS...ur the same person that posted above giving this chick compliments lol...how am I bitter? i am just making fun of this misreable bitch lol
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To be loved for who she really is, a lonely, bitter hag who loves her greens!
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@87 FAKE POST!!! you pathetic piece of shit! get ur own name.
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I think this chick is hot!
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^ ahhhh so ur the same bitch from yesterday LOL...oh bitch, u just want my attention, dont you? well, too bad cuz i wont give it to you anymore...bye bye :)
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Im sorry d55 that wasnt me! I love u.
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STOP POSTING AS ME U FUCK
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92,
hahahaha it's the same person, trying to make me and everyone else think it's not herself posting these comments...LOL...how fucking pathetic is this shittttttttttttttttttttttt....oh my goddddddddddddddddd....some people r so fucking sad!!!!!!!! i am going crazy over here lol
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I really am not that perosn. they are screwing with u and using me to do it. I am registering to clear it up right now.
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so lame i had to this to get that fucker off me
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I think this girl is hot, and she gets extra points for her lesbian tendencies towards the oh-so-fuckable Rachel Bilson! Pic 2 is niiiiiice!
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why has she only got 1 star? I know shes gummy but shes worth more than that!
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STFU D55. My god. Who are you to talk? I seen a pic of your face you're just some indian chick with a fat looking bulimia face.
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I didnt even see her face ( boobs )
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I dont think this girl is all that, but wft is up with d55 ventetta against all bastardly ladies? seriously? you need to see a therapist instead of takin out your angry low esteem onto girls that are probably better lookin than you anyways. fuckin troll.
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What's with the 1 star? I'm giving her 3. Not the best personality or looks, but she's got a little something going on.
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Now no need to go making fun of people how enjoy a good time with trolls..Oh man can they rock
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I say 3
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OMG pic 2 is a five
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dude why the fuck does this girl have only one star??? esp. after pic 2 OMG. something must be wrong w/the widget site bc this just isnt right.
i gave you 5*'s momma, 4 for you and 1 for putting me down as your fave BLOTD.
p.s. im a shreveport girl!
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her answers make me a sad panda
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But....How do I know it's the real biteme...What if the fake biteme registered.....OH the uncertainty!
Hey pammy, pammy, pammy...We know it you...come out where ever you are!
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PS...Emily Rocks....In my top 3 of BLOTD's!
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Something has to be wrong with the widget thing. No one has ever gotten lower than two stars.
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well if it was the fake perosn who kept posting under the fake names would they really sign up and limit themselves to only one login!! also i am still for the posting of non memebrs IPs with their comments to show who is faking and maintain some accountability
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I'm (un)biased because I'm a girl but the combination of the 2nd pic (just your bra? really? at least feign classy and go with a "wish these were brains" t-shirt), the very cliched nurse outfit, drinking beer from the pitcher, and the first answer (trying too hard to seem bi) REEK of trashy attention-whoring barfly in the making. Ew.
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STD anyone?
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lol@115
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And I don't think anyone has ever gotten 584 votes. WTF?
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maybe a LBOTD frome arlier this week trying to level the field?
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Nice chest in pic 2!
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@ 111. I was so happy she had left!!! Bummer.
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She never really goes away....She just makes you think she does. Well unless they ban her.
Heads up....Someone is fucking up the results of yesterdays BLOTD results too.
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i am not the anorexic train wreck pam. although i do think you guys were totally overline mean to her.
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How can u think jessica alba is 1 of the most ugly women?! U do realise than makes ur opinions in all things dubious lol
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its just my opinion. her attitude sucks big time and just lokos like a raging cunt.
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I told Pam to learn to love herself and she wouldn't take comments so harshly.....Wow was that mean.
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Im genuinely curious, not just bein a dick, what about her do u find ugly? Every1 I know thinks shes GORGEOUS. I think shes sexy too. altho i must admit she sometimes reminds be of one of them pug pupppies.
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#124........It's under annoying.....not ugly......Read than comment.
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My bad...it's under both...Either way Pam...Stop hiding like 5 year old.
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biteme also had her as ugliest. take ur own advice.
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what do i have to do to prove i am not pam??? this is really ridiculous. i havent even attacked nay of you liek she does. wtf?
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"i am not the anorexic train wreck pam. although i do think you guys were totally overline mean to her."
I am not the anorexic train wreck sounds really sweet then...LOL.
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hahaha yeah well they were way more to mean to her in that thread with melissa. anyway she says herself she is anorexic so whatever.
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RICHARD PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I don't think biteme is Pam...I think this idiot that posts as uncertified is Pam.
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pam was so honest and beautiful and u drove her away. I hope u can live with urself.
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Oh boy...
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I can live with myself.....Pam drove Pam away.
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"pam was so honest and beautiful and u drove her away. I hope u can live with urself"...
Laughing. My. Ass. Off.
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You're cute, but from your answers you are obviously a whore. You would have gotten a 4 from me, but now you are a 1.
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this is hilarious. Pams new pic killed me. What foul acne she has. All the make-up in the world wont cover them spots pammy. time to invest in some vitamins me thinks.
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In pic 3 the date is wrong,calibrate your device.
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Pam probably cries herself to sleep at night because of you all. And yet you treat her with distain and mock her. She is beautiful inside and out.