Bastardly Slut-Off: Aubrey O'Day vs Kim Kardashian vs Khloe Kardashian
Friday, April 11th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: GRD/Flynetonline.comThis was snapped at the launch party for Jonathan Cheban's Kritik Clothing @ The Lisa Kline Store in Beverly Hills, CA
Bastarchived in Aubrey O'Day, Bastardly Matchups, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian
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Puffy fucked the hotness out of o Day, but shes STILL way way way hotter than WhoreRaat and WhoreFoot
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Girl says: They're all so slutty looking.
Boy says: Shut my door, bitch!
Mom says: You should have seen my closet when you were a baby, it was filled with the most beautiful, expensive clothes.
Jenna Jameson says: Look him in the eyes, Aubrey, but don't stop stroking.
Dad says: These are not my underwear.
Keanu Reeves says: I really don't want to talk about it. If that's okay with you.
Aubrey says: Oh god don't stop fucking me.
James Ellroy says: You forgot to sign the check.
Grandma says: Just one more kiss before I can't breathe?
Grandpa says: I was hoping the world was going to end by this time.
Girl says: I don't think that dress is short enough.
Boy says: Shut the fuck up!
Mom says: I am not a nurse.
Grandpa says: A shrimp cocktail please.
Fidel Castro says: See if you can handle my curveball, maricon.
Jenna Jameson says: Oh, fuck, Aubrey, you're so fucking hot. You know how fucking hot you are?
Tito Ortiz says: Googa-galoomp. Ooga-chaka.
Spiderman says: Not right now, please. I'm trying to enjoy my dinner.
John F. Kennedy says: Drink up, motherfucker.
Aubrey says: I don't think it's going to fit. It hurts.
Jenna Jameson says: It only hurts once.
Boy says: Where's my pillow? Has anyone seen my pillow?
Dad says: Who left the headless corpse underneath my bed again?
Illegal Immigrant says: No comprende, amigo.
Grandpa says: This wouldn't have happened when I was a kid.
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I am torn between A and C. Khloe seems to have much potential and looks kinda sweet.
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Who turned off anti-aliasing on this picture?
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That Aubrey chick is the only one hot here.
Looks like money can't buy hotness. LOL
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WTF, why is everyone hate'n on khloe? I would love to have her rolling over me, thats right bitches, I want me a handful! I would lick her slow from head to toe
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meltzer family has to much free time.lol
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Khloe! Khloe! Khloe! Haha. Khloe rocks. MOAR!
If nothing else, she'd at least be the most disease-free one.
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why is this picture so pixel-y?
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Hard to choose between Little Foot, Medium Foot or Big Foot...but I guess if I really had to, I would pick Medium. In this case Kimmie..
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Khloe would be awesome! But we would have to do it on the floor. I don't think my bed could handle her.
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is this the best America has to offer? All three are ugly, fat, unsexy, and cheap looking.
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oh shutup junglegirl. khloe is the ugliest person i may have ever seen though, she looks like a caveman. actually, this is like one of those tv commercials where i actually feel bad for the the caveman for comparing her to him
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Kim all the way.
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Ok I have made my pick...all 3..
plastic drop cloth
tub of butter/lard/wesson
lots of shots
pregame shit talking
ding ding
its on hefer wresling
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