uhm, is this supposed to be sexy?

ya, seriously. what the fuck were they thinking?! maybe they sneaked her a few bills under the table while handing her a shaving kit.

She clearly misread the "shaving" instruction for this shoot. Stupid bitch.

Esquire has a talent for making sexy women look like gay men.

She seriously looks like a tranny.

And what is this suppose to be? and yeah right, shaving...without a blade for sure, she should use a blade and have a hairy face in no time. On the last pic I thought it was her ass sticking up. lol.

she even looks pretty shaving, thats how you know she is a true stunner. but on a serious note. whoever said "yeah, lets get her shaving on the cover" needs to be taken outside and shot.

"Forget up and down. Jessica, SIDE TO SIDE!"

Theres a "Caption This" picture if ever I saw one, ahaha.

there doing a recreation of a famous vintage cover...the original was actually hot, Jess looks bad. her face isn't feminine enough to pull it off.

*they're*

jessica simpson is soooo 2003

I agree with #12.. Jessica Simpson is so boring and old. Plus she makes crappy music.

the first picture ruined it for me..its kind of gross.

she's a has been, she looks like a tranny, she's fat, stupid, no talent, boring, not sexy, what else, did i miss something?????
and then shes making millions thank to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........funny, funny indeed........haaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa......

Is there some slippage in the two shower photos? Looks like there a tiny pit peaking out?

bit not pit.....But there is pit too.

@ 7 wtf? she has make up, her hair is done thats why she looks better than your average girl..she is no way near a stunner... you're an idiot, almost any girl with that amount of make up, hair stylist and some shaving cream on their face would look good

Perfect.. one step away from Playboy... Penthouse?

is this some kind of joke?

That ain't no woman, that's a man, baby!

what a tool

The other pictures make up for the cover - a little bit.

Who's brilliant idea was it to put a chick with a huge man-chin on the cover shaving herself?

thank you King Biscuit. somebody with sense to look past pic1. she looks HOT!!

She does indeed lokiman!

Here's an idea - show Jessica shaving her gorgeous legs!!!!!!! Esquire dropped the ball on this one, but they hit the ball out of the park in last month's magazine with the photo spread of Rachel Hunter. I believe it's on page 116.

She's always reminded me of a dinosaur. Especially in pic 2.

Nice tits, fuckin ugly face, pass.

I knew she was a spitter...

I see areola!!

I don't know Tray-C....She looks like she has plenty of protein.

@32 Please see pic 6 for clarification....

the original(cover) is from marilyn monroe
jessica looks stupid

with

I get ya...maybe she takes supplements? Or maybe that was just a one time thing.

Jessica is stupid.

Her tits look amazing in those pics. They picked the wackest pic for the cover. Total wackness Esquire.

#34 Not Marilyn Monroe, Virna Lisi. And Jessica looks like a true tranny here

There is def something cute about her. But the pictures are stupid.

#34 the original was NOT marilyn monroe... please verify before posting information...

@39 Thank you...

"please verify before posting information"
cool down...why so serious?
i thought it was, lol looks like her

@43 That's okay you can just come out and tell me I'm hot...

"why so serious?" I'm always earnest, aren't you...

Well its about time her comments became negative again. This woman is worthless and ugly. Shitty music, shitty movies, shitty relationships, she has ugly boobs too. And she's boring.

And if you walk into the video store and look at the Dukes of Hazzard DVD. Her face looks all stretched out. Daisy is suppose to be a brunette not a stupid ass, ugly blonde bitch.

@47 you mean it was all those idiots who watched the show right... many women fade into nothingness after having a show...

shes trying so hard. i bet she just wants to reach out and bone us all.

That last shot is velly velly intelesting...

Still smokin'.

i don't even care how much of a hasbeen she is...she is still incredibly sexy

This is a remake of a photoshoot done by another woman (no idea who) years ago. Pretty creepy, absolutely hideous. I would never do this shoot.

Magazines just shouldn't show her face anymore.

I agree with the previous poster who said that her face isn't nearly feminine enough to pull off the irony of the cover shot.

There's nothing soft or womanly about her (aside from the tits), she looks like a man with a good set of implants.

tranny mess

She looks so much like a man it ruins all the other pics. No talent tranny has-been

Alla you shit talkin' bastids would bone this ho til your nuts drew up... that's assuming they're not already shrunken up.

jacksville, fl is nice tropical place, but there magazine photo-shoots are stupid!